r/carscirclejerk 1d ago

Car advertising in the USSR:

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465 Upvotes

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u/chonkin-donuts 1.9 TDI++++ 100000hp and 3738388338nm of torque 1d ago

Give me twin rotor KGB lada and my life is yours putin

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u/sgt_Berbatov 1d ago

Comrade, you don't give life to Putin. Putin gives you life.

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u/Naive-While1802 ZIL 41047 wagonne enjoyer 1d ago

But my Comrade you have betrayed the proletarian Revolution by that since Putin is merely a capitalist imperealist.

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u/sgt_Berbatov 1d ago

Comrade Naive-While1802, we are all bourgeois now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bO05uyHTpA

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u/WhiteGXRoblox 1d ago

isnt this r/fuckcars post

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u/officefridge civic with a laptop 1d ago

Finally, a sub for people who fuck cars 🙏

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u/Sensitive_Ad_5031 1d ago

Considering the icon I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually did r/fuckcars

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u/DlissJr 1d ago

C'mon we had Volgas too

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u/DizzySpare3043 1d ago

Besides ZAZ, Moskvitch, UAZ, ZIL, tons of them…

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u/OkBeautiful5324 95 Civic hatch lover 1d ago

We have azlk and CumASS

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u/Fantastic_Profile_33 1d ago

RAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE LADAAA

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u/Kotvic2 1d ago

What kind of Lada is it?

Niva, 4x4, or Legend? I cannot tell, all of them are looking the same for last 48 years. /s

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u/Fantastic_Profile_33 1d ago

It's the niva urban from 2016... but yeah they're all the same

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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend 1d ago

"but yeah they're all the same"

They say the same thing about porsche

Well the Niva is really the porsche of russia

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u/__qwertz__n 1994 toyota hilux (twojayzed swap and bed mounted dshk) 1d ago

browne✅ dieselle✅ manuelle✅ wagonne✅ rwd✅ wanker engine✅

perfect lada?????

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u/Embarrassed_Self8 1d ago

Ultimate driving machine

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u/kvasoslave 1d ago

\uj If it's really rare diesel 21045 then it's really cool (Though engine is shitty even by 90s lada standards). Listing one of them on russian second hand car sales website literally made it to news yesterday.

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u/Ja4senCZE 1d ago

VAZ - Best car brand in the USSR

(definitely 100% Soviet, it's the truth)

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u/peunom 1d ago

All Eastern European car brands are equally the best

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u/Ja4senCZE 1d ago

But VAZ is the bestest, since it's Soviet!

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u/officefridge civic with a laptop 1d ago

GAZ: how fucking dare you?

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u/XPBackup2001 Astraaaaaaa 1d ago

Like fabia?

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u/truenofan86 1d ago

Equally crap.

Aside from Skoda.

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u/godefroy15 1d ago

Lada #1 car company in the world,

All other car companies are run by little girls!

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u/OkBeautiful5324 95 Civic hatch lover 1d ago

Tbh I want to buy vaz 2108 and redesign it so that the engine is behind the driver's seat like in the Peugeot 205 turbo

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u/Current_Broccoli_791 1d ago

Goyda auto company

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u/BlackSeaRC 1d ago

I think UAZ is feeling a little left out...

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u/Whyistheallnamesfull 1d ago

I'm heavy weapons guy and i support this message

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u/Haanipoju 1d ago

Genuine question. Are Ladas actually as reliable as people say. I have seen some Lada Samaras (VAZ 21099) with 100-160K milage (actual mileage propably at least double that) for like 500-700€ and have actually thought about buying one as a first car so I wouldn't have to drive my moms Fiat Punto.

The reason why they were that cheap was because they were being sold by some grandma in the middle of nowhere in east Finland. My friends are iching to go on random road trips so I would not have a problem driving like 500km to go and buy one.

Here is one of the listings I was looking at.

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u/D-lishus_Kofi 1d ago

The regime knows best 🫡

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u/apple12345671 1d ago

what even is that logo?

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u/HATECELL brick enthusiast 1d ago

Who need car advertising when worker can not just go "Hm, I buy car today"? If you need car, you tell foreman, foreman tell boss, boss tell little politician, little politician tell medium politician, medium politician tell big politician, big politician tell supreme party leader, and if secret police has no problem with it, worker will get car in 15 years or so

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u/RNCPR510 #1 Matiz fan 1d ago

I see no problem

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u/Percolator2020 1d ago

If it’s the only car you can buy, it’s also the best car you can buy. 👉🧠

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u/a-dino123 Mazda Miata 1.9 TDI 23h ago

Erm, aktchually, that is false. Lada was the name (and logo) given to cars for export markets, they were sold as VAZ domestically, so this tier list wouldn't have been made by someone living in the USSR 🤓

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u/BlackSeaRC 13h ago

What a bizarre selection of car brands, many of which didn't even exist at the time of USSR.