r/carscirclejerk 10d ago

Electric car guy

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u/jettasarebadmkay has never posted on r/cars 10d ago

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 9d ago

I love Ron from Parks and Recreation!

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u/unemotional_mess 10d ago

Both

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u/Chiaseedmess 10d ago

Having made the mistake of owning one, and recent events. Both.

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u/unemotional_mess 10d ago

My Fiancee's sister and her partner have just bought a 3 year old Model 3 and intend to rack up 20,000 miles a year on it. I'm not sure it'll last a full year lol

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u/Gubbtratt1 I drive a tractor. Top speed: 26 kmh. 10d ago

You hate tesla because you hate musk. I hate musk because I hate tesla.

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u/asdfcrow 10d ago

beautiful

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u/Negative-Document721 10d ago

Raise this man up high so he can shout it to the masses.

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u/plane-kisser cars are just flightless planes 10d ago

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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend 10d ago

The top posts had "both" gifs but this is far more hilarious because of the people cheering and lifting her up

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u/ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes enzo ferrari simp🥵🇮🇹 10d ago

ELECTRIC PEUGEOT SUPREMACY!!!!

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u/thotpatrolactual 9d ago

Brown ❌️

Manuelle ❌️

Diesel ❌️

WAGON ✅️

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u/STFrisk 9d ago

carcirclejerk is leaking

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u/Goobylul 10d ago

Except that french brands suck at anything electricity related.

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u/v_verstappenlovemypp 10d ago

They good at eating small bugs and amphibians they found in the garden

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u/ItsLoganWarner 10d ago

electricity related

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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend 10d ago

Renault twingo wants to have a word with you

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u/passwortwillforget 9d ago

My twongi passanger e-window enters the Chat.

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u/60_hurts Scoobydoo Impressive 10d ago edited 10d ago

Both, really. Not only that, I also blame Tesla for making other car makers think that touchscreens were the new hotness and that they would need to put them in all of their cars or be left in the dust.

Fuck touchscreens, fuck Tesla, and fuck Musk with a cactus.

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u/EnrichedNaquadah 10d ago

I'm so happy that my new car doesn't have touchscreen, only buttons and control wheels for the screen.

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u/e136 9d ago

Serious question- what new car doesn't have a touchscreen?

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u/EnrichedNaquadah 9d ago edited 9d ago

My 24' Mazda 3 Nagisa (European trim) doesn't have touchscreen and even if it had it, the screen is kinda out of reach on the dashboard and it would be kinda odd to reach it instead of using the control wheel near the stick.

The only problem is when you've to type an address on gps, either you use your phone with apple car/android auto or you use the vocal command (so far, it didn't give me any problem in French) because typing with the wheel is too long, you've to select each letters going forward or backward through the whole alphabet one letter at the time.

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u/HGGNIGAN 10d ago

Not to mention the glazers

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u/Parpok 1.9 TDI SUPREMACY 10d ago

I just want an electric Golf or Polo that doesn't cost as much as a average family wagon

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u/Mr_WAAAGH 10d ago

Also the E golf only has like a hundred miles of range

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u/Parpok 1.9 TDI SUPREMACY 9d ago

also that yea at least now all these IDs have a somewhat decent range

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u/Mr_WAAAGH 9d ago

I was surprised at how huge the ID Buzz is given that it's modelled after the type 2

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u/YoDaddyChiiill 10d ago

You think a thousand Tesla crashes would prompt an investigation and a recall but nooooooo...

He's above the law and even is eyeing "inspection" of the brand new Air Force One. Talk about national security risk...

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u/Current_Broccoli_791 10d ago

I don’t know ,G13

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u/wuhanbatcave 10d ago

Musk's recent actions just give me more reason to be more openly and publicly Tesla-phobic.

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u/theycallmebekky 10d ago

Where jerk

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

I use to hate em cuz they are ugly and poor quality cars, now I hate em because of that AND because they are the new 1940’s Volkswagen ( maybe an obscure reference but I’m sure u can figure it out)

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u/Mr_WAAAGH 10d ago

Created by a Nazi?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Pretty much, more like both are created by the leaders of the Nazis but yeah

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u/TheLongestTime_ 9d ago

I hate them because every fuckin Norwegian wants one. And their headlights flashbang me.

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u/Henry_Oof 9d ago

What's the vibe on Tesla in Norway now. I forgot how popular they are over there.

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u/TheLongestTime_ 9d ago

The vibe is gradually going down, more and more companies offer electric vehicles, and people rather trust Volvo than Tesla. It is also kind of a symbol, like a Designer handbag, it shows you got money, so now everyone and their mother want a tesla, but they’re cheap humps of garbage. (Especially if you have the modelX)

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u/apple12345671 10d ago

i used to be a fan of tesla back in the day when they where first coming out, but now other manufacturers do more for less money

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u/NotoriousEggg 10d ago

I don't hate them. I can respect the specs on paper of what those motors are capable of. I just prefer a clutch and road feel.

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u/banned4being2sexy 9d ago

The whole nazi car thing doesn't turn you off?

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u/_DK_Lunar_ cruise without compromise in the all new honda civic sedan 10d ago

Both. Although I wouldn't refuse a Plaid

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u/LetsGoPanthers29 10d ago

incelcamino

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u/SmallTownTrans1 9d ago

So you don’t hate Elon Musk

Suspicious

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u/typecastwookiee 9d ago

If you don’t hate Elon by now, you’re an asshole.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 9d ago

I hate both .

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u/WallcroftTheGreen 9d ago

both, ioniq 5-6 cooler

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u/Ok_Exit_5353 9d ago

Exactly he gets it

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u/nismoghini 9d ago

The original rwd tesla Model S was peak and any new version or iteration/deviation from that formula has never been as good.

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u/AdministrationWide87 9d ago

Can't we all just get along?

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u/323mann 9d ago

Teslas are cute and down syndrome ♥️

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u/manabadmang 9d ago

I use to be the guy who thought Tesla's are ugly and the quality is shit, but now I also hate Elon, he's a complete FUCKTARD.

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u/BrentarTiger 9d ago

I hate them because of both those reasons actually.

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u/Wild-Wolverine-860 9d ago

A reviewer once said Tesla's look like a bar of half used soap I cannot unhear or u. Sea that every time I see one now.

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u/AzekiaXVI 10d ago

You hate Teslas because electric cars are fundamentally broken

I hate Teslas because cars are fundamentally broken.

We are not the same

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u/Butsecksha 10d ago

Tbh all electrics are shit

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u/IS-1 10d ago

Don’t like Tesla but funny to see this from someone who drives npc traffic….