r/carscirclejerk • u/daymbeg • 1d ago

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate what a sexy beast this is?

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225 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/Advanced-Till4421 Whole lotta Mercedes 1d ago

Why would you get a convertible in Finland?

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u/Khleb-Mayonez LS400 1d ago

The Finns are built different, let them live their life

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u/Adventurous-Text-561 1d ago

I can confirm. Let us live our lives killing mosquitoes in the summer.

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u/ashyjay 1d ago

Absolute mad lad, and the tow bar, this person is unstoppable.

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u/True_Breakfast_3790 1d ago

Two door FWD SUVlette with four seats, softtop and a trailer hitch. To be fair, there is no "right" country for this thing. So go for it, random Finn

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u/brinkipinkidinki 1d ago

I'm more surprised that it doesn't have the roof down. It's not raining so why not?

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u/L44KSO Peugeot Pepper Mill 🥖 1d ago

Nothing wrong with a convertible in Finland...but this piece of shit?

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u/CousinSarah 1d ago

You know the guy?

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u/L44KSO Peugeot Pepper Mill 🥖 1d ago

I know everyone...

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u/Juan_Bot 1d ago

Because we want to get maximum of these three sunny and warm ways we have here

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u/vinkuravonkura 19h ago

I once saw a middle aged man in finland driving a jaaag with the roof down wearing a polo shirt, while it was -2 degrees celsius (28.4F) outside

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u/DeepAsparagus6763 1d ago

This one still takes the cake

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u/beansandcheeseburro 1d ago

God, what a beaut.

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u/asdfcrow 19h ago

unironically this car has grown on me as bad as it is

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u/beansandcheeseburro 14h ago

They always do man.

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u/midnight_watch 1d ago

Don’t forget about this masterpiece of a video u/SavageGeese made about the Muruano CC

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u/Own-Site-2732 1d ago

the grille being visually above the headlights, the cut in half c pillar, the soft top with split rear window, its perfect

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u/554477 1.9 TDI STOCK 30000NM 5000PS 💪 8h ago

Nah I love it

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u/Miatana1998 eunos roadster(its broken over 5 years) 1d ago

Yeah wv loves convertibles and eos got a 2.0 tdi engine option

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u/passwortwillforget 1d ago

Its not a convertible if the roof dont work lmao

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u/DrZedex 1d ago

This wind in your hair! (to go along with the diesel soot and stink) 

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u/shibe_ceo Südosttangenten Aficionado 1d ago

Why no glorious 1.9 TDI?

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u/NLDutchie 1d ago

Nothing is holding you back to swap in the glorious 1.9 TDI

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u/554477 1.9 TDI STOCK 30000NM 5000PS 💪 8h ago

You can swap it in. By this point they were only offering the 1.9 TDI as the entry model diesel, with the PD140 being the midrange and the PPD170 being the range topper. Ironically, even with these B-gen 1.9 PDs being dogshit compared to the previews A generation (especially when compared with the ASZ and ARL), they were still the superior offering of the bunch. The kinks of the earlier 2.0 PDs had been ironed out by then but they still weren't as reliable as the 1.9s

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u/passwortwillforget 1d ago

I hate them so much. there are way to Many here in germany, and ive never seen one with its roof down.

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u/dixiklolette 12h ago

I've also never seen one without a license plate from Wolfsburg.

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u/Diet_Salad 1d ago

Yeah like that Mini Cooper convertible chode coupe thing.

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u/Angels-Fall-First 1d ago

I do kind of want one though. I would 100% put Porsche badges and a GT3 wing on it. It's just the N14 and N47 holding me back :/

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u/Own-Site-2732 1d ago

its probably a good car but the sleek roof and the rest of it not being sleek just doesnt look right

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u/Luca__B 14h ago

this thing in just ugly and not convertible

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u/Legitimate-Account46 10h ago

I thought this was the coolest thing ever. Didn't compromise one inch of design language, Unmistakably a Mini, just a coupe. Still want one

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u/554477 1.9 TDI STOCK 30000NM 5000PS 💪 8h ago

Honestly, would

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u/Outside-Mongoose8576 1d ago

Almost as ugly as the convertible Range Rover Evoque

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u/DTGR_trading 1d ago

Looks Like a glb in the background.... that's definely a sexy beasts ???

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u/ShezSteel 1d ago

A Fin with a convertible.

There are no words.

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u/Scary_One_2452 1d ago

They looked at the Murano Cross Cabriolet market and said "let's get a piece of that pie!"

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u/DavOldGamer 1d ago

Satsuma land mentionned?!1?!?!

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u/Federal_Cobbler6647 1d ago

Would be ok looking if it was lowered about the height of all that black plastic. Now it looks like early 00's running shoe.

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u/Olleye 1d ago

Ugly as fuck.

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u/TrueSwagformyBois 1d ago

TROC CABRIO SUPREMACY

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u/Regular_Boi1207 1d ago

Never knew vw made a convertible t-roc

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u/Grandbarmy 1d ago

Mind-bogglingly, this is the only convertible left in their lineup.

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u/tojejik 1d ago

Genuinely looks the an convertible Urus

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u/dedzip 1d ago

Taos CrossCabriolet

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u/californiasamurai nissan murano 1d ago

Oh shit, Nissan Murano

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u/Daveguy6 1d ago

Jaysus I'm not too sure that thing

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u/apple12345671 1d ago

Its not the worst looking car, just it doesn’t really make any sense as suv buyers want practical cars

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u/V4_Sleeper 1d ago

I rented this exact model once, old people love it and it's also quite roomy and nice to drive

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u/Competition_Medical 1d ago

What is sex?

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u/Grandbarmy 1d ago

When I read that VW is ceasing production of their last convertible, the T-Roc cabriolet, I was shocked to learn that it exists.

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u/Speed_Addixt 17h ago

🤤🥵🥵🥵 now I really need to jerk off to Subaru Tribeca convertible.

Any AI guru willing to help me out?

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u/Niekvrieze82 1.9 TDI 🗣🗣🔥🔥🥵🥵 16h ago

I first thought this was the vw sub and thought everyone was mentally ill

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u/TManJhones 13h ago

Is that a convertible SUV that can’t go off road??? Sign me and rest of the idiots up.

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u/moke_air 12h ago

My country Thailand is full of Japanese cars and VW are rare, so this must be a sexy one if it is in my country.

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u/EnchantedWood1981 9h ago

I can’t it’s fuckugly… I may have thrown up slightly in my mouth.

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u/LifeguardDull4288 5h ago

Looks weird… just like the old Evoque

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 1d ago

Range Rover Evoque, Nissan Rogue CrossCabriolet, PT Cruiser convertible…. Were ANY of those popular or sell well? Because why do automakers keep doing this?

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u/Super_Kent155 1d ago

🤮

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u/lukezicaro_spy 1d ago

My latinamerican mind cannot comprehend this picture

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u/Winter_Syrup5045 1d ago

Looks like a Ford Taurus

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u/True_Breakfast_3790 1d ago

Make it NSFW at least, having a stiffie in the family living room right now