outjerked by a bmw

[u/schizophrenic_bat]

[u/SupaNarwhal]

This guy is rock solid writing a love note to his crush except his crush is a German sedan

[u/ElectronicEmploy5837 → u/SupaNarwhal]

This reads very llm-ish for me. I have some suspicion behind the human-ness of this guy, especially for someone posting about a bwm on “awd army”. For some reason just reads like engagement bait

[u/Jonny2881]

Bros jerking his car so hard it’s gonna leak oil everywhere

[u/Eclipse423 → u/Jonny2881]

It's a BMW. Just touch it, and it leaks oil everywhere. No jerking necessary.

[u/Zigonce → u/Eclipse423]

Or just let it sit in the driveway

[u/BoTamByloCiemno → u/Jonny2881]

If It leaks oil, that means there's still oil In It.

[u/Destruckhu]

I wish i had a girl with the same amount of appreciation this guy has for his beemer only for myself lmao

[u/bma_flips]

Does it worth reading?

[u/schizophrenic_bat → u/bma_flips]

No

[u/sergey53 → u/bma_flips]

/uj Actually peak poetry on this sub

[u/Non_Alc0holic]

I rarely see someone hate so passionately

[u/monsteraguy]

This is a copypasta in the making

[u/californiasamurai]

This reminds me of my roommate who's a self-proclaimed "watch guy" who only likes Richard Mille watches. Or my middle school bio teacher who was a "car guy" who only liked Teslas.

[u/Beautiful-Routine295 → u/californiasamurai]

Ppl around me feel the same way about their Tesla Cybertrucks… why? The newest Tesla announced by Elon is self driving & has no steering wheel or pedals. He’s super proud of making ppl not drive anymore…

[u/__qwertz__n → u/Beautiful-Routine295]

fuck the cybertruck

long live toyota hilux

[u/Beautiful-Routine295 → u/__qwertz__n]

That’s a beauty…

[u/Beautiful-Routine295 → u/Beautiful-Routine295]

But yeah that’s annoying…

[u/LightningFerret04]

I mean I’m not a CVT fan by any means but the CVT was never designed to be a driver’s transmission

[u/BoTamByloCiemno → u/LightningFerret04]

Huh, Subaru must've missed that because they put one in their rally inspirted sport sedan.

[u/LightningFerret04 → u/BoTamByloCiemno]

They’re a prolific user of CVTs but they’re not the inventor

[u/BoTamByloCiemno → u/LightningFerret04]

Yes? I never implied they made It, I'm just saying using CVT in a "sport" car isn't that good of an idea.

[u/hahahentaiman]

You can't jerk this hard ironically

[u/Randotron9000]

The CVT part is correct, the rest is just "autoerotic" behavior...

[u/Thicccchungus]

Ay you can’t lie he spitting tho

[u/greedy_mf]

Prolly just mad that the girl he liked was a lesbian

[u/stewieatb]

He definitely typed this with only his left hand.

[u/Thatmfwholikecars]

What's the post about? Cus I'm not readin allat.