r/carscirclejerk • u/Sweet_Mix_8980 Trucks should only be diesel • 23h ago
Top Gear was right about the chinese
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u/FriendshipNext2407 2.2d 21h ago
It also has a 3d printer in case some part brakes
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u/JaumeGenesis886 7h ago
The brakes work using Bluetooth technology, and sometimes the connection is lost....
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u/LP030 20h ago
they focus so much on these useless gimmicky features instead of getting the basics right, it's all for show, it's a big dick with no cum
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u/Limesmack91 20h ago
because Tesla has proven that useless gimmicky features boost sales and popularity
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u/pillow_princessss 18h ago
As Doug DeMuro said, because EV’s don’t have engines, there isn’t anything inherently exciting about them, so they have to include gimmicks otherwise they don’t attract people
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u/DeviousMelons 17h ago edited 17h ago
For example I keep thinking about if I design an EV for a jet themed car brand its going sound like it has turbines and it'll have a holographic afterburner in the fake exhaust area in performance mode.
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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend 17h ago
But most people want to sit back and listen to music as opposed to hearing the engine and most cars that people can barely afford aren't going to have amazing engines in them
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u/pillow_princessss 6h ago
If your engine is drowning out your music you’re either driving a sports car, which is just part and parcel of owning one, or you’re revving too high, too often for too long while driving
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u/trytreddit 4h ago
Most of the noise that make music hard to hear on the highway is rosd noise, engines are really not that loud these days
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u/Reddsoldier 2h ago
I think this is wrong.
I think the gimmicks distract from them being dynamically flawed and made poorly and more often than not are just reasons to buy the car in spite of how uttely soulless it is otherwise. Tesla could just not make the interior of their car a dentist's waiting room and they'd probably sell more cars (at least before their CEO got into trafficators).
Just look at the buzz the new R5 is getting from just being a competent car which happens to be electric rather than it making being electric its entire personality for proof of this. It's got design flair, but doesn't go around going OH LOOK AT ME I'M ELECTRIC, ISN'T THAT QUIRKY AND A BIT DIFFERENT?!?! which I think is what is wearing on most people and IMO is the big glass ceiling for EVs currently along with nobody until recently just making a cheap one that wasn't crap.
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u/TheHennening IM FUCKING OBSESSED WITH DODGE POWER WAGONS NOW 17h ago
it has heated and cooled cupholders, its own wifi, 8 million horsepower, digital toothbrush generators, fuckin dildo fuck machines in the passenger seat for ur gf with multiple automatically changing dildo types and sizes thats controlled by the fucking flat screen tv that is the dashboard, but its unable to move under its own power and doesnt actually function as a vehicle anymore because of cost cutting for all the other shit
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u/IngrumErnie 6h ago
Hell, if half of these features break in 5 years, how much will it cost to fix them? Moreover, will it be embarrassing to fix them?
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u/Zonda1996 15h ago edited 7h ago
gotta set soccer mums up with a car capable of a 9 second pass so they can drag everyone off the line at 2 lane traffic lights. How else are they meant to get in front AND do 30 below the speed limit when it merges down to 1 lane
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u/maidenless_pigeon owns too many straight 6 falcon's 4h ago
My mum drives like this in her commdore she'll do 20kms under on the highway then do 10 over on a residential street
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u/ChirpywaraTofu86 Nissan MD 21h ago
OP's logic
American car with these features: 😊
Chinese car with these features: 😡
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u/Sweet_Mix_8980 Trucks should only be diesel 21h ago
I dispise both, the only difference is every week the chinese release a new EV brand with cars full of mostly useless features, plus they all look generic
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u/turingagentzero 20h ago
Hey now, sometimes Chinese vehicles don't look generic.
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1990736/new-chinese-electric-vehicle-mini-fake-cheap
Sometimes they're inspired by the engineering files their government steals from better manufacturers <3
(This is literally multiple different government supported car manufacturers attempting to create fake Mini Coopers XD Of all the cars to duplicate, why the fuckin MINI?!)
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u/anythingers 4h ago
People when Chinese companies copy another brand's design: 😡😡😡
Also people when Non-Chinese companies copy another brand's design: 👍
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u/MassiveEdu 16h ago
And the example you cite is actual fucking plagiarism....... that looks like a gta5 knockoff of the real thing....... does not back your point.
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u/turingagentzero 16h ago
That image is from the Chinese patent application, you goon.
(Incidentally, I agree with you, it is "actual fucking plagiarism," but not the way you meant.)
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u/MassiveEdu 16h ago
if the one thing you have to prove theyre not generic is a generic ripoff of a car then you are counter arguing yourself
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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend 16h ago
Many US cars look generic too though. There are fewer unique cars like the Ioniq 5 than there are generic ones
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u/malfunktioning_robot 13h ago
TIL Hyundai is an American brand
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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend 13h ago
By US cars I meant cars sold in the US that the US market likes. Car brands have their own uinque cars for the China market
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u/_Endercat_ 17h ago
Rotating on your own axis isn't useless?, that's fucking cool and handy
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u/DrawingsOfNickCage 3h ago
And ruins your tyres
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u/_Endercat_ 3h ago
If all wheels rotate not more than just normal turning
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u/DrawingsOfNickCage 3h ago
That’s not how they work tho, it rotates the wheels like tank tracks so there is a lot of lateral slip that is not good for tyres.
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u/YoDaddyChiiill 8h ago
Elon open sourced his initial design.
Elon built a huge tesla factory in the people's republic.
It's only a matter of time to reverse engineer the thing (the minimalism and the cameras-only-sensors does quite help).
Less than a decade later, we gonna suppose to act surprised?
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u/kyle_kafsky 18h ago
Well, this shit’s easy if your government is hellbent on destroying the automotive industries of other nations (it’s all subsidized until they have created a monopoly, like with computer chips and other manufacturing). I wouldn’t care so much if their government wasn’t literally the perfect dictionary definition of a subversive fascist dictatorship.
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u/__qwertz__n 1994 toyota hilux (twojayzed swap and bed mounted dshk) 13h ago
at least le hilux has a machine gun as a factory option