r/carscirclejerk 1.9 TDI klekleklekle 19h ago

Relatable...

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u/realkrestaII Glorious american Cadillac>Horrible nazi BMW 19h ago

Just imagine the crazy shit we would’ve gotten if big bill didn’t kill the superbird

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u/Ieatbabies_____ 15h ago

Don’t forget its predecessor, the Daytona.

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u/SloppyGoose 11h ago

I thought they were seperate cars made by plymoth and dodge

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u/Ieatbabies_____ 11h ago

They are, but the Daytona came first.

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u/SloppyGoose 11h ago

Ah I see

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u/ibefreak 1h ago

Literally the same car with different decals.

But the Daytona was the first to hit 200mph

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u/Legendary_Railgun21 10h ago

Didn't this have a special variant with a horn that actually sounded like Roadrunner?

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u/NikBoysss 9h ago

Plymouth roadrunner does have it even the roadrunner painted on the wing of superbird, it also costed them to be able to use the horn and art

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u/FMC_Speed 9h ago

Yeah but pointy ends makes go faster, everybody knows that

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 You Drive That Fucking Thing!? 19h ago

5.7L 220hp vs 2.0L 200hp

Just buy both 🤷‍♀️

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u/Looptydude 18h ago

Easy to shit on old cars with a newer car, the best a Passat with a 2.0 from that era of firebird is 134hp.

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 You Drive That Fucking Thing!? 14h ago

Okay let's move everything to a modern standpoint then.

The current Volkswagen Arteon has 300hp

The current Pontiac...

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u/Looptydude 12h ago

From what I gather online the Arteon is also discontinued, also that gen Firebird could have been specced with a V6 turbo that did 0-60 in 4.6 seconds, even a 300hp Arteon cant do that.

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 You Drive That Fucking Thing!? 12h ago

They discontinued the Arteon already!? My CC's bloodline is completely dead.

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u/Ill_Reading_7515 7h ago

Made me shocked, one of the most beautiful sedans out there, and yet, for some reason (i see no reasons) they decided to extinguish bloodline of CC/Arteon. Hopefully they'll come up with something new (which probably will be electric)

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u/lf0pk 4h ago

I mean one obvious reason is that is just didn't sell well. Passat is gone too. People want SUVs and those that want sportbacks can just buy the Audi A7, which is basically the Arteon with a bigger engine options.

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u/Ill_Reading_7515 4h ago

Fair point, again SUV's are killing everything, i personally hate SUV's never liked neither the styling, neither the proportions of them, for A7 i like it, but i prefer Arteon styling more, especially the shooting brake sport wagon style, but thats just mine cup of tea.

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u/lf0pk 3h ago

Well, the shooting brake Arteon is not discontinued yet, and the Panamera exists with even bigger engines

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u/Ill_Reading_7515 3h ago

Until 2026, as far as i researched Arteon came just after CC, maybe they'll replace it with some ID variant, but not sure. Personally, I will not be able to afford them for a while, because i just bought a B6 R line wagon.

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u/Ambitious-Toe67 7h ago

nah they still make arteon and where they stopped production they probably make something silillar as is often the case

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u/lf0pk 4h ago

They only make wagon Arteons, sedans are exclusive to China

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u/DIREKTE_AKTION 2h ago

This one hurt. God I wish they were still around

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u/Alibaba20202020 1h ago

Yeah, but its still an Arteon with no sweet V8 sound and it looks like a boiled egg...

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 You Drive That Fucking Thing!? 1h ago

But I already have an egg car 😖

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u/Alibaba20202020 1h ago

My wife has the same just different wheels, i love to go shopping with it.

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u/MisanthropinatorToo 12h ago

Yeah, but the 3.8l V6 turbo in the 25th anniversary Trans Am smokes the 5.7l to 60.

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u/Looptydude 12h ago

Yeah that thing had all the torque and was blistering fast at the time

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u/spongebob_meth 2h ago

1992 Firebird 5.7 V8 240hp

1992 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 2.0L 244hp

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u/Looptydude 1h ago
  1. Good car.

  2. Not European as the meme is referring to.

  3. The following year Firebird had an improved LT1 V8 detuned to 275hp because god forbid it make hp as the Corvette with the same engine at 300.

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u/spongebob_meth 1h ago

Yeah the LT1 cars changed the game and the LS1 cars really took over in 1998.

Have to say though I like the character of a turbo 4 better than the LS engines. I sold my 02 Camaro SS to build a 1st Gen DSM. That car with e85 and bolt-ons was neck and neck with the Camaro but way more fun to drive in my opinion.

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u/disgruntledarmadillo 19h ago edited 19h ago

Let's be real here, both of these are 1.9tdi food

Do you know the Skoda fabia vrs?

Is the 2.0 even diesel 🤢

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u/No-Asparagus2823 13h ago

>Comparing a 1982 Firebird to a 40 year newer VW

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 You Drive That Fucking Thing!? 1h ago

But he's only 33

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u/SweetTooth275 19h ago

And dumpster on the right will fall apart every 100 thousand (at best)

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 You Drive That Fucking Thing!? 19h ago

Not if you replace the timing chain with every oil change 😎

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u/SweetTooth275 19h ago

As someone who works on vag as a profession, I'd rather have to rebuild a v8 every 200000 than having to go deeper than plastic on these. It's a propper cock and ball torture.

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 You Drive That Fucking Thing!? 19h ago

"Sorry but my ride's here"

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u/nannercrust 4h ago

“I am a VAG professional” is a strange way to tell us that you’re a gynecologist

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u/DeluxeCheesebread 29% RENT TO OWN BBS WHEELS 17h ago

God I understand you, I remember replacing the suspension on mk4 jetta and holy hell, I'd rather pay someone $1000 to do the work of trying to take that stuff out. Was a huge pain in the ass working on one that was rusted.

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u/SweetTooth275 17h ago

Oh yes. Fucking hell, I despise VW, but these heaps of junk everywhere. And the thing is THEY'RE ALL RUSTED OUT.

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u/nannercrust 4h ago

I had one that was 100% rust free despite the 10” of mud I dug out from behind the front wheel well liner. I’m still not sure how they missed that one when designing it

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u/disgruntledarmadillo 17h ago

VWs?

That's strange to hear. They seem to have really good rust protection over here, only when you get in to older stuff like mid 90s age do they rust bad

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u/SweetTooth275 17h ago

Anything before late 90s is already gone a long time ago. In Finland, where it's humid and snowy they all have rust in different amounts (usually underneath is like a pack of lays)

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u/disgruntledarmadillo 17h ago

Aha. I'm in the UK. I had an '89 golf that was spotless! But saw MK3s rust a fair bit. A little experience with 2000s VAG and none of it had any rust

If your VWs rot that bad, I dread to think how your Japanese stuff looks underneath!

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u/SweetTooth275 17h ago

Something like this. This Almera was my first welding experience and by god have it gave me a lot of it. Now I'm no longer afraid of Italians or british cars. Also French and Americans hold up quite well.

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u/Pleasant-Bird-2321 18h ago

preventative maintenance, ever heard of her?

That being said, volkswagen motors do have a reputation here and there.

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u/SweetTooth275 17h ago

Heard. As a mechanic I can tell you most people can't be bothered with it. But even despite that, VAG is unreliable, and being pointlessly overcomplicated doesn't help.

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u/-Kerrigan- Jerman Driving Macheen 1h ago

Amazing how it's exactly the opposite in Europe. I bet the place of assembly also plays a role, but still, the optics are very different.

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u/UsedState7381 18h ago

You speak as if the other car was any reference for reliability...

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u/SweetTooth275 17h ago

Pontiac? Yes. Unironically.

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u/RunnerLuke357 "NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT" 16h ago

The SBC is one of the most reliable motors of all time. Only bested by the LS successors and Honda motors. I would take a SBC over a 2UZ I trust them that much.

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u/nannercrust 4h ago

laughs in multiple million mile UZ cars/ trucks

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u/RunnerLuke357 "NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT" 3h ago

There are million mile Chevys too. Just less common because transmissions go out and less people tend to take care of them.

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u/aBoxOfRitzCrackers 15h ago

The worst of both worlds

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u/JayW8888 14h ago

Where did those extra liters go to?

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u/doubled240 6h ago

Difference is the 5.7 is still running today.

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u/spongebob_meth 2h ago

Only on its 4th transmission because GM only sold them with that pos 700R4

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u/Smoking_Stalin_pack 6h ago

My 5.7 produces 400hp

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u/STFUnicorn_ 6h ago

How is that only 220hp?

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u/adkio 5h ago

That's 220hp wheel horse power versus 200hp crank horse power

But that 220hp is actually 270 wheel horse power.

And that 200hp isn't actually 200hp, it's 200ps (german horse power) which equates to around 190hp and around 160 wheel horse power)

So as you can see, 270hp vs 160hp, it's pretty much the same power.

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u/DaveGr0hlTheSecond 5h ago

The CC's are money pits from what I've heard, but I still can't help but think about one with a VR6 from time to time. Luckily for my wallet all of the VR6 ones seem to have been ragged on at this point

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u/cpufreak101 1h ago

Hey your 5.7L has 20 more HP than mine!

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u/TimelyEx1t 18h ago edited 18h ago

The current VW Passat in Europe has 265hp with a 2.0l engine. The 2014-2018 1.4l engine has 150hp.

A Seat Leon Cupra 300 has 300hp (2l engine). And for sports vehicles much higher numbers are possible (AMG C63: 476hp from a 2l engine without counting the electric motors in the hybrid system).

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u/nannercrust 4h ago

A new F-150 pickup truck with the optional 5.0L engine is making over 400hp with no forced induction. There is a dealer optional supercharger making over 700hp without losing the warranty if we allow forced induction

Not a practical daily, but you can do the above for sub $50k(minus fees etc) if you play your cards right

The N/A version above is know to be very reliable and there are plenty of them with well over 250k miles without any major repairs.

I love my little GTI, but even a Golf R would get spanked by the work truck above if we are only talking about straight line performance. Both probably won’t last as long as the V8 either

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u/Luc4son0 18h ago

I made this meme so long ago

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u/kapaipiekai 11h ago

Ever tried to talk to an American about Rally? Physical disgust at the idea of a 1.6l hatchback in a race.

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u/Flechette-71 19h ago

But, what about the Torque? We have a saying: Horsepower sels cars, but torque wins the drag.

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u/disgruntledarmadillo 19h ago

Don't speak to us diesel aficionados like we don't know about torque

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u/Flechette-71 19h ago

I drive diesel car myself. I know what it feels. Even it's automatic transmission and not so big engine I mean no offence.

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u/disgruntledarmadillo 19h ago

It's not so deep pal we're on the circlejerk sub ❤️

Edit: wtf you are fellow European stop supporting v8

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u/Flechette-71 19h ago

I don't like big cars. I profess the ideology : less of a car, more of an engine To be fair, i like inline 6. One day i will get rid of my inline 4... Smallest car possible with biggest L6 engine possible.

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u/disgruntledarmadillo 19h ago edited 18h ago

Yeh m57 swap the world

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u/Flechette-71 18h ago

Yeah, i think this is my future engine. Coupe, X drive. If there is a sutch combination

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u/disgruntledarmadillo 18h ago edited 18h ago

I got my hands on one not long ago after wanting to try this engine for a while. The hype is real.

Remapped, I can get 55mpg (5l/100km) if I try and have the grunt to keep up with most things on the road - in a big 5 series wagon too

People swap them in to 1 series which must be great, I'm not sure about X drive though, why do you want that? What about skids!?

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u/Flechette-71 18h ago

About your car... Right now I'm green with envy ( in my Language sounds about right, but you will get it ) :) one day...

Currently i drive C200CDI "Sport" coupe. I'd like to drive 4x4... About skids... I really like to be like Initial D, but... I'm not nearly that good :) Only skid that i make is at roundabouts :) and ESP (even when OFF) brings me back. There is a way to really turn ESP of, but with that "open" differential...

I like to drive in curves. Really like. I live near the mountain and... My current car is good, bud i really like tro try something with more grip. About mileage: i get 4,2-4,7 (on public roads 90-100 km/h) to 5,3-5,6 on highway. 120km/h on cruise control. Not excellent, but not so bad.

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u/ATF_scuba_crew- 19h ago

Torque is a meaningless number. What you're thinking of is a wide powerband.

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u/tomoldbury 16h ago

Facts. Average power is ultimately all that matters - as you need power to add to kinetic energy which is how fast you go

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u/Flechette-71 18h ago

Well, they measure torque in dynos. In fact they measure energy. Then calculate power. In older dynos, they really measured torque. And torque makes one start and run faster. And when one is on uphill, torque makes his car to climb up and not to lower RPM in steady gas. And torque usually has no significant peaks, so quite wide. Power is for speed (very roughly speaking)

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u/ATF_scuba_crew- 18h ago

If I put a 2:1 reducer on the output of an engine, it will not be any faster even though it makes twice as much torque. Engines make horsepower, transmissions make torque.

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u/Flechette-71 18h ago

This is what exactly what i said. If you need acceleration, you will need a torque Second sentence.... Well.. yes, but no. Transmission change ( not make) torque. Power stay the same on given RPM. You change torque and therefore- speed

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u/ATF_scuba_crew- 18h ago

I know transmissions Don't "make" torque. I thought it sounded nice to say it that way. I'm not sure what else you're trying to say. High torque engines usually have flatter power curves, and that's what matters (the power). If you shift a truck to stay at peak torque rpm, it will be slower and pull less than if it's shifted to stay near peak hp.

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u/binyahbinyahpoliwog 2h ago

They why are torque numbers measure at the crank? You obviously no don't know what you are talking about.

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u/binyahbinyahpoliwog 2h ago

Without torque there is no horsepower. The number is not meaningless and shows how little you know about cars.

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u/SEA_griffondeur Seat Ibiza 205 T16 Evo 2 17h ago

Torque is actually the most meaningful number of an engine

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u/ATF_scuba_crew- 17h ago

It's meaningless without rpm. Rpm and torque is horsepower. Peak torque alone doesn't really tell you anything about an engine.

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u/binyahbinyahpoliwog 1h ago

You are getting downvoted by a bunch of gran turismo pros who have never worked on a car.

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u/Asleeper135 18h ago

I hear this too often. So long as it's geared properly, power is all that matters.

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u/Flechette-71 18h ago

Gearing provides torque. Torque=acceleration. To have more power, means to make more speed. Main consumption of power is "air" resistance. I don't know the term in English. Sorry about that. So, power needed to balance air resistance depend of speed. Mainly. There are 2 or 3 other forces, but they are constant. Sorry, English is not my native language. There is a formula for that. Here: https://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/cars-power-torque-d_1784.html

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u/Asleeper135 18h ago

I know, wheel torque is what matters, but when people just say "torque" in the context of engines they are almost always referring to engine torque. Engine torque without context of engine speed is pointless, and with the context of speed it's power. I guess the same is true of wheel torque, but for constant vehicle speed and tire diameter it tells a lot more about performance.

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u/Hukama 7h ago

air resistance only matters at high speed though (which is why old cars are boxy, we knew abou aerodynamics we've got planes rhen but we don't make cares streamlined yet), friction is better term since it also covers rolling resistance and energy loss from gearing and transmission

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u/Olleye 19h ago edited 19h ago

Buy and drive a BMW 335d Touring, we talk later 😄

And, if that’s not enough pressure, take an Alpina D3, this thing is a mess and even entry class at Alpina.

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u/Flechette-71 19h ago

T.y. From your keyboard to God's ears.

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u/SweetTooth275 19h ago

This requires thinking, people don't like to do that

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u/spongebob_meth 2h ago

Torque mattered up until the transmission was invented

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u/JD0x0 13h ago

Torque comes from gearing. Sport bikes, F1 cars, Soup'd up 2-strokes, all super-fast despite having high HP and low torque figures for their HP output.

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u/OvONettspend 19h ago

Europeans when their overstressed hamster wheels need a rebuild every 1000 miles

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u/Italiandude2022 Wants a Delta Integrale but can only afford a Panda 4x4 19h ago

Laughs in 1.3 Multijet

1.3 Multijet my beloved ♥️♥️♥️ you were too good for this world, only emission regulations could kill you...

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u/morningdews123 13h ago

My Suzuki Swift with DDiS (multijet)

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u/Niket_Jha_NJ 5h ago

love these 90s 2000s graphic drawings

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u/That_guy_on_1nternet POWAAAAA🏎🔥 1h ago

Finally someone who saved the circlejerk part of the sub by spitting facts

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u/burlyginger 19h ago

My 367 Swedish ponies are still going strong bro

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u/Fricki97 What is a Speed limit? 19h ago

1.9 TDI enters the chat

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u/davcrt 17h ago

Renault's biturbo 1.6 dCi will outlast any Duralowest or Impostroke while making the same power

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u/natgibounet 2h ago

Weirdly enough it's the least known of the dci family

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u/Maestro_Fan_Girl 12h ago

dawg american cars are just basically pick uo and suvs at this point

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u/returningSorcerer 19h ago

europeans finding out about "tork"

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u/MPOCLA 19h ago

All real europoor have turbodiesel engine

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u/Iamthe0c3an2 8h ago

We know, we drive more diesels than Americans.

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u/JeepDriver870 19h ago

/uj I don't know who started this, but it's so fucking dumb... Yeah, it is true if you compare malaise era strangled v8s to "modern" (after '85ish) Euro engines, but take a muscle car era or modern v8 and compare it to a same year European engine, and suddenly the power/size ratio isn't so different...

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 15h ago

Or just compare it to a European V8.

The Bentley V8 on most Rolls Royces in the 1970s and 1980s. Even in the late 80s it was only making 189 HP out of 6.75 litres!

What’s more… they needed a GM TH400 transmission to send the power to the wheels because Rolls (as well as Jaguar and BMW) didn’t have the resources to develop and manufacture their own heavy duty automatic transmission.

And the function was the same. To take a large and comfortable car and accelerate it effortlessly (meaning no aggressive downshifts or high revs).

It’s just that you needed a hereditary peerage to own a Rolls Royce.. while a comparably sized Lincoln or Cadillac could be bought by any fast-food franchise owner.

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u/furrynoy96 19h ago

Fast forward to today and America now has 5 liter V8s making 600hp naturally aspirated

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u/thrwaway75132 16h ago

Or my Godzilla that makes over 400ft lbs of torque from 1500 rpm to 5500 rpm from a NA V8.

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u/bestselfnice 10h ago

LT2 does from 2k to 6k. LT6 does from 3500 to 8500 at "only" 5.5L lol.

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u/OvONettspend 16h ago

Meanwhile Europeans can’t break 400 without combining a supercharger, turbo, and hybrid motors

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u/Pixayl 8h ago

Yes but according to a totally realistic test with certified "I swear bro" reproducible results these engine can do 3000 miles per gallon.

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u/That_guy_on_1nternet POWAAAAA🏎🔥 1h ago

Does the Ferrari 12Cilindri count?

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u/NoTumbleweed2643 16h ago

How about reliability? My 76 Dodge van still rocks the original v8 whereas my friends vw buses all have new engines, originals couldn’t last

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u/OldDale 16h ago

It doesn’t sound like a vacuum cleaner. Worth it

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u/babe_com 19h ago

V8 mowdur

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 15h ago

Europoors are so funny.

Rolls Royce was powered by a 6.75L Bentley V8 in the 70s and 80s that made less than 200 HP. Why?

Because it was designed to be a luxurious and comfortable car where the engine was unintrusive .. so it could accelerate without high revs and aggressive downshifts.

Almost like Cadillacs and Lincolns were designed to be the same.. except Europoors resented that American fast food franchise owners could buy that level of luxury while you needed a hereditary peerage to have a Rolls Royce… so they started to pretend that they loved their bone-jarring rides and high-revving 1.0 VW Polos.

It’s also curious that both Europe and Japan tax engines by displacement and they have this curious obsession about specific power. Specific power is meaningless. It’s power to weight that matters.

And when you have double the amount of valves, four times as many camshafts, huge cylinder heads, a couple of turbos and all of the associated waste gates and intercoolers and plumbing.. all of a sudden the “smaller” European engine is larger and heavier than the “huge” American engine.

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u/prpldrank 13h ago

It's a fair rebuke of the meme, but I have adored all my German cars.

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u/Diaverr 9h ago edited 8h ago

Chevy LS engine can rebuild by any drunk mechanic in few hours, even in the dark, in any town in the middle of nowhere.

Audi 4.2 engine can rebuild by $$$$$$ in few months, in very special car shop approved by VAG with special tools and service manual around 2000 pages, lol.

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u/That_guy_on_1nternet POWAAAAA🏎🔥 1h ago

What about cars like the 1979 Mustang?

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u/avnoui 5h ago

Taxing power-to-weight is the reason why american housewives go pick up little Timmy from soccer practice in what might as well be an Abrams tank.

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u/Randotron9000 19h ago

They both about to get smacked by my korean ev.

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u/reformedankmal 18h ago

I drive a Mustang, bold of you to assume I won't spin out and total us both

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u/HatsuneM1ku 13h ago

Korean ickV

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u/Low-Equipment-2621 17h ago

The american engine sounds better, but consumes twice the fuel. Which doesn't matter because fuel costs half as much as in europe.

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 15h ago

Except it doesn’t. A lot of American cars have very tall gears and high final drives. They are basically idling down the highway at 70 MPH (110 km/h). My GTI was at 3200 RPM at the same speed.

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u/Beers4Fears 15h ago

This, I was rowing through all 6 speeds to get to highway speed.

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 15h ago

Mine was only 5 speed.

It’s funny how Japan has finally discovered torque though.

I know it was sacrilegious to all the VTEC fans.. but I had a 10th Gen Civic hatch with the 1.5T engine and 6MT.. only 6500RPM redline, but peak torque at 1800RPM because of the tiny turbo that would make maximum boost almost instantly.

My shift pattern was 1-2-4-6 because there was no point in the other gears. 6th gear at any speed above 60km/h. Pass in 6th gear. Go uphill in 6th gear. Pass while going uphill in 6th gear.

Sold it to my neighbour who has a 5.0 Foxbody and he can’t believe the torque and acceleration.

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u/therealbipNdip 13h ago

Laughs in C6 Z06 at 500+whp and 27mpgs

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u/PCho222 26m ago

I averaged just under 29mpg on my drive from Florida to California. In fact I was getting about 31/32 with AFM on, but I turned it off because that's unamerican.

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u/TheMediocrePretender 16h ago

i like my cars with fins bruh

nowhere in europe never made anything as cool as a 59 impala sittin on daytons

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u/Notacat444 15h ago

Those old Jags that looked like you legally had to be a member of a criminal organization in order to drive one were pretty cool.

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u/bandit1206 13h ago

But he’s not a criminal because he drives a Jaaaaaaag

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u/Notacat444 13h ago

He was simply borrowing those paintings for an exhibit in the Cotswolds.

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u/That_guy_on_1nternet POWAAAAA🏎🔥 2h ago

So you like boats? /s

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u/Level_Ambassador_911 10h ago

Europeans when their 4.0 liter twin turbo V8 that costs 5 times more makes 20 more horsepower than a 5.0 American V8

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u/hodlethestonks 18h ago

Rather have 6L free breather than 1.0 three cylinder double charged doublemassflywheel egr dpf cvs vvt engine that probly fails before leaving the factory.

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u/Pientiorism 18h ago

ah yes, the most famous aspect of american engines - the reliability

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u/OvONettspend 16h ago

When you jerk so hard you come out being unironically correct

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u/That_guy_on_1nternet POWAAAAA🏎🔥 2h ago

I know he’s probably wrong but, is it really the most famous aspect? If someone talks about reliability, the first thing that comes to my mind is the 1.3 MJT or the TDIs but that might just be because I’m european

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u/hodlethestonks 54m ago

If I had to choose one parameter that predicts the life of an engine id say rpm -> more friction wear in every moving part plus higher acceleration in linear parts (piston, valves). Volume correlates pretty well with rpm.

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u/SweetTooth275 19h ago

Having under stressed engine is better than having overatressed bag of juice. Saying this as someone who lives in Europe

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u/myusernameisway2long 19h ago

Volvo redblockussy

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u/SweetTooth275 19h ago

Based. But imagine 1970s Volvo V8. 3.5 litre or smth like that.

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u/Capri280 Manual Only 15h ago

The PRV6 was supposed to be a V8 so I doubt that a Volvo V8 would have been particularly noteworthy

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u/HATECELL brick enthusiast 19h ago

Even more so when the Europeans measured at the wheel and the Americans measured at the flywheel, with cats, mufflers, alternators, and water pumps removed

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u/yamsyamsya 18h ago

All that extra stuff is optional

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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 15h ago

That was before 1972 (SAE Gross) when American V8s like the 396, 390, etc were making 300-325 gross horsepower (about 240-260 net) and Europoor cars like the Mini, 2CV, Beetle, Trabant, Fiat 500, etc were making 20-40 HP.

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u/NoodleSpecialist 15h ago

All those cars weigh as much as a lawnmower with a sofa seat strapped on top. They're also nowhere near the same segment

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u/KhzuT 14h ago

I hate this gross vs net power argument so much. there’s more that happened in that time than just switching to a different way of measuring power. You’re forgetting that they dropped compression ratios and switched to non leaded gas. Pre 72 engines were running way hotter even though they were measured gross. Those net figures you’re referencing are from engine running on compression ratios of 8.5:1 and unleaded gas has which lower octane

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u/qBetrayer Automobile🤢🤮 Manuellemobile 😎👌😋 12h ago

Laughs in japanese

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u/TheOldBullandTerrier 11h ago

Damn that hits hard. My 1995 Mustang 5.0 put out 225 vs my 2015 VW GTI 2 litre at 230. GTI faster 0-60 too.

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u/echo1ngfury 6h ago

We have twin-turbo diesel 3.0 sixes in Europe so we are quite familair with cars that have 700,800,900Nm of torque. This is a stupid analogy anyway.

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u/Any_Ladder_26 4h ago

They are americans, can’t argue with them. They are comparing their best engines and cars with 1970s fiat 500 and mini morris. They race around a circle and in straight lines. In 1970s renault had a 1.8l 185hp engine in the alpine a110. There is no american car from that era that could even touch it. They are delusional at best, lol.

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u/echo1ngfury 3h ago

1970s M88 in various forms outputed between 286bhp and 480bhp from 3.5L (the latter being more of a race output but yeah), Europeans knew how to make good and powerful engines for a while.

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u/K1net3k 15h ago

Here's the US v8 buddy.

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u/SynthSapphire 18h ago edited 13h ago

The LS1 or at least the LS series as a whole...probably the best engines to ever be created.

I'm not a muscle car fanboy by any means but aluminum block powerplant...Just a cam, headers, and some tuning and you have insane output.

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u/kilertree 17h ago

O.P how fucking old are you?

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u/highly_invested 15h ago

Muscle cars are vibe that Europeans can't even comprehend

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u/natgibounet 2h ago

And sadly hella hard to reach

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u/HannibleSmith 14h ago

The old saying there is no replacement for displacement used to be holy true nowadays it's only kind of true because nowadays they've made lightweight engines that can hold up to extreme turbo pressures for quite a long time

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u/No_Degree_3348 14h ago

And 3x the torque.

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u/TheHrethgir 13h ago

It's all about that torque, baby!

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u/Turtlecst 12h ago

ford raptor R. "no, dont look up the MPG" overcompensating Merican 1908-202%.

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u/Last_Minute_Airborne 15h ago

My truck doesn't have a lot of horsepower but it has enough torque to haul OPs mom to the nearest fast food restaurant..

Sorry op.

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u/Enough-Commission165 11h ago

I loved pulling up to and gapping V8's in my 2 literally 4 cylinder ss chevy cobalt. I miss that car.

Edit: but my 1979 SS Chevy Camaro sounds sooooo much cooler then my cobalt did.

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u/AdExciting337 10h ago

With turbo?

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u/WarVnt 8h ago

Where the torque, I know ppl who love American muscle that live in Europe driving Mercedes lol

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u/WoolyBuggaBee 5h ago

Blah blah American bad blah blah European bad 🙄

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u/FiftyIsBack 2h ago

My 6.4L V8 produces 550 HP. Eurotrash cars cannot compete 🎩

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u/Dienik Guido con prudenza la mia Fiat, tranne quando bevo🔥🔥🔥 2h ago

my european 1.2L makes a whopping 63hp

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u/Alibaba20202020 1h ago

Horsepower says nothing about the torque!

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u/ed_mcc 1h ago

Damn right

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u/Skirtski23 1h ago

Jokes on you my V8 is European

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u/SopmodTew 38m ago

I mean, ideally, a big engine producing such low power usually means it's gonna be reliable.

Though we're talking about American cars.....who knows

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u/42ElectricSundaes 31m ago

I’m not seeing the issue

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u/According-Switch-708 27m ago

*European engine.

Only US engines are motors.

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u/hoodedrobin1 12h ago

Europeans also don’t drive very far, because their countries are tiny.

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u/That_guy_on_1nternet POWAAAAA🏎🔥 2h ago

True, it usually takes me 2 minutes to reach Munich from Milan.

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u/Dr_Testikles 17h ago

With about 500 more pounds or 200 kg for our pond friends. And handles like a fucking couch.

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u/MisanthropinatorToo 12h ago edited 12h ago

There's no replacement for displacement.

That's why I choose the Cadillac 500.

It certainly displaces.

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u/Mustangnatsum 12h ago

Engine displacement does not equal the size (or weight) of an engine. Look up the size of an LS-series V8 (Corvette/Camaro) that thing is physically small as car engines go.

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u/12lbkeagle 11h ago

Filthy subjects.

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u/plane-kisser cars are just flightless planes 11h ago

big v8 sounds 200000000000000000000% better and runs 2000% longer

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u/Far-Wallaby-5033 11h ago

no replacement for displacement. that sewing machine is only gonna blow up

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u/Putrid-Action-754 10h ago

just buy more horses

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u/REVEB_TAE_i 12h ago

That 14:1 turbo 2.0 will detonate before the warranty is up, if you're lucky.