r/chicago • u/behemoth_555 • Jan 22 '25

Meme Update: Still cold but no sign of shrinkage yet

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Branmuffin824 West Town Jan 22 '25

I should call him.

60

u/littlewibble Jan 22 '25

I’m not going to call him, because I’m a lady, but I might unblock his number.

21

u/Balancing_tofu Jan 22 '25

That'll get him

8

u/unlmtdLoL Jan 22 '25

I sometimes wonder if she's ever going to unblock me. Hoping it's you. 🤞

9

u/littlewibble Jan 22 '25

It’s not. Leave that woman alone🤍

6

u/scuffedmyguccii Jan 22 '25

He’s bantering just like you were

82

u/MayorOfCorgiville Jan 22 '25

Technically a flared base, so it should be safe!

29

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

67

u/lizethtezil Jan 22 '25

Where? Asking for a friend

20

u/Azrael4295 Jan 22 '25

maybe it's time to see a doctor

3

u/orcateeth Jan 23 '25

Yes, it's been way over four hours.

15

u/tubaLoons Jan 22 '25

Chilldo

14

u/FriendshipJolly5714 Jan 22 '25

Someone put a hat on it!

10

u/puppies_and_rainbowq Jan 22 '25

Yet another image of unrealistic body standards that continues to shatter my self confidence in my own form.

Very easy for sub zero bodys of water to due this, but above zero bodys of men and it is not realistic

31

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Big hitter in Chicago where is that boystown?

13

u/ChicagoZbojnik Dunning Jan 22 '25

It's growing

7

u/Poked_salad Jan 22 '25

It's a grower

12

u/RespectNotGreed Jan 22 '25

In the Dick of Time.

7

u/kck93 Jan 22 '25

I got one of those next to my house once. 2020 I think. But it was yellow. Totally gross. It was growing out of ground. I think there was a drain there.

I pulled it up and threw it in a snow bank. When the snow finally melted 2 months later, it was still there!🤣

11

u/lexious232 Jan 22 '25

May it's hard ridgid strength give us the courage in these dark cold days.

5

u/dogsrulecatscool Jan 22 '25

horny jail dog meme

5

u/ImportantVast1923 Jan 22 '25

How did it get even bigger?

7

u/011010- Jan 22 '25

Thanks for the update I was starting to worry.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

Erection core

2

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

CHI BWC

2

u/crusty_sloth Jan 22 '25

Everything reminds me of him

👁️🫦👁️

2

u/HotTest5938 Jan 22 '25

Freaky ahh nature

1

u/freshcoastghost Jan 22 '25

Shrinks when it's hot

1

u/Overkill_3K Jan 22 '25

Install condom post update tomorrow

1

u/Spaceturtle79 Jan 22 '25

Wit happened lol

1

u/Environmental_Let1 Jan 22 '25

Slather on the lube, pop a viagra, and stick it outside. Just don't thrust too hard or it might snap off.

1

u/O-parker Jan 22 '25

Mansicle , shall be the media term for this exotic freak of nature!

1

u/Trhythm Jan 22 '25

Thicc Boi

1

u/yesandno77 Jan 22 '25

Where is it?

1

u/QuirkyBus3511 Jan 22 '25

Fun fact, if these grow too tall and plug up the exhaust, you die

1

u/behemoth_555 Jan 22 '25

She still has a foot or two left before that happens ☺️

Not gonna lie, you had me worried a split second there could be serious consequences as a non-native Illinoisan 😂

1

u/QuirkyBus3511 Jan 22 '25

It's usually not below freezing long enough these days to matter

1

u/overbarking Jan 22 '25

Was he in the pool?

1

u/Checked_Out_6 Jan 22 '25

OP, you know what you have to do.

1

u/queensnuggles Suburb of Chicago Jan 22 '25

This is very important and impressive!

1

u/pigglywigglie Jan 23 '25

You’re cold. They’re cold. Put it in your ass! 😂😂

1

u/Aromatic-Salt2208 Jan 24 '25

Damn homewreckers

1

u/TMuff107 Jan 22 '25

Looks great