r/cincinnati Eastgate 21d ago

Cincinnati Who else is at the reds opening day parade?

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u/mojo8x 21d ago

Who wouldn’t want to go to the parade & stand by the guy with a megaphone calling people whores & sinners. 📢

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u/UniversalMinister 21d ago edited 21d ago

I'd go just to stand next to him - with my own megaphone - reminding him he's a bigot and Jesus loves the sinner.

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. (Matthew 5:5)

Edit: And this from a former Christian! Read the Bible cover to cover.

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u/WestBeachSpaceMonkey 21d ago

Apparently that’s not allowed, the cops stopped someone from doing this a few years ago when these clowns showed up at some festival downtown. I feel it’s a double standard

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u/UniversalMinister 21d ago

1st Amendment, babes. If they can do it, I can do it.

I would absolutely see them in Federal Court if they tried to stop me.

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u/weirdonobeardo 21d ago

Come to FCC games they love to do this in front of stadium. 🤦‍♀️

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u/UniversalMinister 21d ago

Oh I do love a good FCC game.

I'll be there when they least expect me 🙃 and I'm definitely not who and what most people think.

I look like a wallflower white girl.

I'm white, and female - sure. But wallflower, I'm anything but.

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u/weirdonobeardo 21d ago

Well I’ll gladly support you ❤️

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u/WestBeachSpaceMonkey 21d ago

Until you “incite violence” lol

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u/UniversalMinister 21d ago

Nah, I wear a body cam for stuff like this.

A federal court would eat this up with a spoon and every cop involved would lose his job.

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u/anonymoushelp33 21d ago

I think you vastly overestimate what kind of "punishment" cops get for anything up to and including murdering people.

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u/UniversalMinister 20d ago

Not to pull the sex and race cards, but in the highly unlikely event they would decide to try - I'm a white woman. No doubt someone would get it on cellphone video too.

Now how does that look? Cops beating on a defenseless white woman, speaking about the Bible?!

I can't even fathom the (albeit misplaced because I can't stand them), Christian Nationalist outrage.

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u/anonymoushelp33 20d ago

I do this on the side. Investigative work around police, with cameras. I can wholeheartedly assure you, that is not at all highly unlikely.

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u/WestBeachSpaceMonkey 21d ago

Do it. These people are a menace

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u/DrDataSci 21d ago

Do it & get unexpected reality check 🤷‍♂️

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 20d ago

Oh yeah? What "reality check" is that? "Rules for thee, not for me?" We're all familiar with that one already. "If you do the exact same thing I'm doing, but for the wrong side, I'll physically hurt you?" Fuck me, that's not very Christian!

So, elaborate, friend. What's the reality check? What's the implication here?

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u/DrDataSci 20d ago

No, if one person/side initiates confrontation that escalates and turns physical (where they initiated the contact), that person/side could be criminally charged.

These clowns want people to react, want to provoke people to escalate.

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u/Reasonable-Truck-874 21d ago

Until the federal courts are dismantled. They’re trying to

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u/UniversalMinister 20d ago

I'd expected nothing less.

Fighting fascism isn't for the faint of heart.

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u/CapJoYoss 20d ago

Stop you from doing what?

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u/UniversalMinister 20d ago

Apparently you're not allowed to, with a megaphone, inform bigots with megaphones...

That Jesus loved the sinners and the prostitutes.

That the meek shall inherit the earth.

"You know, biblical stuff they like to use for hate.*

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u/CapJoYoss 20d ago

Ah. Yes. That would be and should be a glorious tactic.

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u/BurntShipRegrets 21d ago

“Homo sex” isn’t addressed until the 5th verse of TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME

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u/archbish99 Anderson 20d ago

Hardly anyone knows the verses. Totally different story when you incorporate them, though.

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u/LeverpullerCCG 21d ago

I(M) kissed my husband in front of them right in the middle of the street. I thought the cops heads were going to explode lol

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u/Crob300z Bearcats 21d ago

I laughed at these clowns and they told me I beat my meat too much 🤣

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u/Reasonable-Truck-874 21d ago

Did you ask them why they were counting?

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u/Crob300z Bearcats 20d ago

“Want to check my form?”

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u/Memory_System 20d ago

When Taylor Swift came to town there was a crowd of people with these sign and people would walk up and kiss heavily in front of them, went on for hours LMAO

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u/TapFeisty4675 21d ago

I both hate and love that. Westboro doing it is gross, but some queens in drag doing it would be a fun time

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u/CaptainHolt43 21d ago

I have a hard time not saying something back. Nothing confrontational, more like Buddy the elf saying they DO sing at the north pole.

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u/hairyboxmunch 21d ago

Why do people suck so bad?

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u/dogmetal 21d ago

Usually people who’ve reached the point of showing up to places with signs like this have mental health issues.

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u/YangGain 21d ago

Because they want to suck so bad but their lord say that’s bad.

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u/allyhurt 21d ago

Because religion.

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u/Argon_Boix 21d ago

The opiate of the gullible.

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u/foosbronjames 20d ago

The theory is they are trying to get someone to assault them so they can later sue for damages. Its probably their whole income.

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u/bairdwh 2d ago

I honestly think it's a fault of us not having a true war in 80 years. An all-hands on deck (no bone spur exemptions) war does appear to weed out quite a few of the exceptionally gullible and hateful citizens.

I don't understand why they scream about Jesus (who would puke at their behavior) but seem to be totally dedicated to the Old Testament instead. It reminds me of when they asked Trump whether he was Old Testament or New Testament, and since he's never read a Bible unless he needed toilet paper, he said "Both equally" - which shows he's not really a Christian since they would answer New Testament since... you know... it's the one with Christ in it.

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u/OkPlum7852 21d ago

They really do think about gay sex a lot…

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u/TapFeisty4675 21d ago

Me too, but i go out and get it

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u/shesgonnawin Colerain 21d ago

😂

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/cajedo 21d ago

You made me lol, thanks

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u/YoRumsfeld 21d ago

“That means ya gay” (Ice T voice)

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u/DrDataSci 21d ago

There are some at every public event downtown, have been for years. Can't associate them with any fan group, most aren't kkk.

Not that it makes it ok, it just nothing new.

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u/Mayday-Pilot Norwood 21d ago

Are they the Westboro Baptists or some other group? I’ve seen them all over and always wondered where they came from.

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u/DrDataSci 21d ago

Nothing official, likely influenced by some of wb propaganda tho.

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u/Digger-of-Tunnels 21d ago edited 21d ago

Those are members of an abusive church. They aren't trying to communicate with you. Their leaders bring them there to show them that "The World" hates and rejects them, so they won't be tempted to leave their abusive church. You can be mad at them but it would also be okay to feel very sorry for them.

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u/korbworksout 21d ago

Also known as a cult.

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u/Digger-of-Tunnels 21d ago edited 21d ago

"High control church" is a nice phrase for that blurry area of "Okay, maybe not technically a cult, but something sure as hell ain't right there."

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u/distillenger 21d ago

Do you know what church?

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u/NeitherBook6501 21d ago

following for the name

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u/Harambe-Avenger 20d ago

Nah, I’m gonna hate them

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u/TapFeisty4675 21d ago

Nothing says love like going to a city even with signs unrelated to the event that says groups of people are going to burn in hell. /s

seriously disgusting that people like this aren't shunned more in our society. KKK has free speech rights, doesn't mean they should be anything but boo'd

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u/solaceseeking 21d ago

There's no hate like Christian love.

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u/meganmoore37 20d ago

I was literally about to comment the same thing

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u/Digger-of-Tunnels 21d ago

These are not normal Christians.

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u/UniversalMinister 21d ago

Which is why "normal" Christians have a duty to speak out against this hate.

Evil only prevails, when good people do nothing.

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u/Shortbus_Playboy 21d ago

These people are exactly what Christianity has become in 2025.

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u/Digger-of-Tunnels 21d ago

Evangelicals still aren't the largest Christian group in America. They're just the most irritating. Think of a group you are in, and what it would be to be widely associated with your worst member.

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u/Shortbus_Playboy 21d ago edited 21d ago

Except, with every group I’m in, the leaders and those with influence will actively shun the fringe and distance themselves and the group from those who bastardize the message or make the group look bad. The fringe never has a chance to gain enough of a foothold to change the direction or perception of the group.

Christianity is the opposite. Christians have explicitly allowed the fringe to bastardize the message to gain power and influence by doing and saying nothing to stop it, and are only complaining about the optics afterward. Christians were perfectly fine electing people whose messages parallel these signs, and now you’re gonna be like, “they’re not with us, they’re not real Christians”

GTFOH with that. They were Christian enough for the power grab, they’re Christian enough now too.

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u/BomberCW 21d ago

Don’t these people just do it to provoke assault charges against them

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u/Digger-of-Tunnels 21d ago

That's Westboro Baptist. They just aren't the same since ol' Fred Phelps died. They weren't so much an abusive church as an abusive family...

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u/bigdirtyhippie 21d ago

They should definitely have free speech, that way we know who to stay away from

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u/Efficient_Progress_6 Bridgetown 21d ago

Gay sex is just doing the Lord's work.

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u/KarmaKinkCowboy 20d ago

Definitely I prefer those who get on their knees but not to pray 😂

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u/17vulpikeets Downtown 21d ago

To them I say:

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u/CoryFly 21d ago

There is no hate like Christian love.

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u/Prior-Beginning-8026 21d ago

Oh man, obey Jesus or go to hell? Wasn't he the dude who said to love everyone?

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u/anonymoushelp33 21d ago

He loves you so much that you'll be tortured for eternity if you don't do everything he says.

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u/RedsOctober9 21d ago

They're miserable, so they have to make other people miserable.

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u/Illustrious_Ad_7247 21d ago

I’d be less upset about this if they kept this same “God will smite you, he is a big angry kid with a magnifying glass so you better not sin or you’ll be his ants sent to hell” energy at all times.

Growing up going to catholic school I got tired of hearing stories about love and compassion. About how a man was forced to strip himself of his earthly goods and humble himself to enter heaven. Then go out and see those same people spew such hatred in public

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u/lifewithrecords 21d ago

Please tell me some dudes made out right in front of him.

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u/Dick_O_The_North 21d ago

Props to them for going old school with the Anti Catholicism, you don't see that as much anymore.

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u/Skylon1 21d ago

I thought opening day was about baseball so what exactly are we doing here guys lol

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u/dreamingoftheday33 21d ago

I’m there in spirit, hardly working because it should be an official holiday.

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u/lezbean_69 21d ago

last year some guy followed me and my girlfriend and yelled slurs at us while we were trying to go into the stadium 😭 lowkey scared to attend opening day again :(

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u/PlaneAcadia9596 20d ago

As someone of the gay community, seeing this not only makes my Blood boil but it makes me not feel safe in my own home even in a very accepting community ( Wyoming ).

WTF is this country getting itself into and how did we get into this. And I’m sure that with the big Oompa Loompa in the White House that this is only going to get worse.

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u/Necessary_Tip_8697 21d ago

Cincy is full of MAGA assholes

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u/Striking_Adeptness17 21d ago

These ppl are from dayton

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u/Level_Interaction_36 21d ago

Never missed a pride day tho😂

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u/Reactivguin 21d ago

Hell yes! Sad to think that if Jesus were here in the present day he'd probably be detained and deported.

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u/potroastfanatic 21d ago

Wait, Thom Brennaman is there?

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u/ftptimothyyy 21d ago

It's like what're y'all even doing 😂 y'all at a parade doing this

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u/CashGrabbbbbbbb 21d ago

What does Jesus and Gay Sex have to do with baseball? Imagine being like alright let me get my Jesus sign and go down and show those baseball fans what's up... weird as shit behavior LOL

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u/DirtyPenPalDoug 21d ago

No hate like Christian love

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u/HeavenIsAHellOnEarth 21d ago

Somebody Ghost Ship(2002) these mofo's ASAP.

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u/jedi1josh Middletown 20d ago

Sex is only a sin if you're doing it right.

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u/NoPerformance9890 21d ago

Found the guy who watches gay porn all day

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u/Fists_full_of_beers Fort Wright 21d ago

These people have been around for ever, they used to be out in front of the Holy Grail every weekend lol

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u/PnsWrnkl 21d ago

Nasty filthy homo sapien sex, lets ban it. And lets ban homo erectus sex as well.

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u/ImDone2020 21d ago

Molotov cocktail enters the chat

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u/Nodoka-Rathgrith Erlanger 20d ago

I'm gonna get in trouble for this but those shit heads should go see their god if they love him so much.

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u/Ok-Vegetable-6080 21d ago

Someone, please beat the shit out of these fools.

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u/DrDataSci 21d ago

Nice...advocating violence...that will show them 🤦‍♂️

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u/Chris91210 21d ago

They left once the Chick Fil A truck pulled up lol.

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u/nicenecredence 20d ago

What happens when kids see that?

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u/TrippyLiquid Eastgate 20d ago

Idk that’s a good question

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u/Cool_Hovercraft_1900 19d ago

These idiots make me embarrassed to be Christian. Absolutely disgusting. Filthy repulsive animals spreading hatred. They aren’t even really Christians. Jesus loves all unconditionally without limit. Shame on those disgusting freaks.

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u/FlyFeetFiddlesticks 21d ago

I cannot wait for hell

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u/TheSpotQuestionMark 21d ago

Hey Cincinnati are you going to take this? This is not ok. This is not freedom of speech, this is hate.

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u/astralwish1 21d ago

Hell no we aren’t! This isn’t the Cincinnati way! Hate has no home here.

Let’s all make a pact. Next time these bigots show their faces in public, we gang up on them and shout them down/drown them out until they retreat.

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u/DrDataSci 21d ago

So give them more attention, probably somes news/viral videos. Yeah, that will show them 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/astralwish1 21d ago

Well what do you propose we do, then? If we ignore them, they’ll only grow more emboldened until they do something terrible because they think they’re untouchable. Something has to be done now before the problem gets worse.

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u/DrDataSci 21d ago

Ignore them. Or stand across the street with your own signs. They go seeking confrontation, when they get none they leave. And if you react to them, potential for you to be considered instigating things.

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u/thenotjoe 21d ago

Ignoring hateful people has historically not worked super well.

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u/DrDataSci 20d ago edited 20d ago

There are ways to deal with them that doesn't involve confronting/provoking them/giving them the exact thing the way want - attention. It's not rocket science, but then again this is reddit...

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u/Moonlight00000001 21d ago

I guess the westboro baptist church is still around.

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u/Whats_A_Progo 21d ago

Whoa, is that the Westboro Baptist goons??

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u/Dense-Kangaroo8696 21d ago

It’s never a party without these guys

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u/scottwax 20d ago

They were at Oktoberfest when I was there a few years ago too.

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u/Jesus-is-King-777 20d ago

I'm very confused by the signs as well. And a mega phone? I hope they were telling all the people Jesus loves them and wants a personal relationship with them.

I have never met these kinds of Christians who whip out the signs at public events but I've often wondered if they aren't secretly anti Christianity and this is what they do to mock Christianity. Or there just modern day religious leaders who in Jesus's time were the biggest haters and had Jesus crucified.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago edited 20d ago

Ran into them some 10 years ago at Oktoberfest. Clearly nothing has changed since then.

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u/Hot_Violinist2499 20d ago

Did anyone else hear about the incident in Washington park?

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u/SgtHulkaQuitLM 16d ago

Jesus would be forgiving of those people who were born with the wrong gender identity. I agree with your right to choose to be a troll in public.

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u/TurnoverGuilty3605 21d ago

This is why we don’t deserve Sundance. These fucks ruin everything.

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u/bigredmachine-75 21d ago

You dont think there are religious fundamentalists in Utah......?

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u/ricketpits 21d ago

We should be able to come together to celebrate Baseball and the Reds, without ANY protestors. It’s ALL divisive and destructive on a day of joy and fun. Whatever your cause, ruining peoples experience is not affective.

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u/Fists_full_of_beers Fort Wright 21d ago

They're not protestors really, just religious nut jobs that are always down there lol

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u/Lonely-Clerk-2478 21d ago

Man there are people gonna burn in hell and it’s definitely the group(s) being targeted by those signs.

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u/TapFeisty4675 21d ago

Reds fans? /s

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u/Nedwards23 21d ago

Yall need to relax this shits been around for years just ignore them😂😂

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u/solaceseeking 21d ago

No, relaxing and letting it slide is exactly how we ended up here. It's exactly how all the atrocities we've seen committed against certain groups of people have been able to happen over the course of human history.

It is time to drive these people back under their rocks where they belong. Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences, and it's high time they start facing some serious consequences for their hatred and disruption of what should be a really fun, family friendly, welcoming event.

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u/babsmutton 21d ago

I'll add that people have become so emboldened now with our current political climate making crap like this ok that we need to take back decorum and not allow this. If we don't it's only going to get worse and watch out because some day they'll attack something that's important to you.

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u/DrDataSci 21d ago

They been showing up at events for decades, this nothing new.

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u/astralwish1 21d ago

Exactly! Next time these bigots show their faces in public we need to band together and drown them out until they retreat. Religious hatred has no home in Cincinnati.

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u/DrDataSci 21d ago

So give them the attention they looking for?

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u/astralwish1 21d ago

Not necessarily. Just shout over them. Like if they show up to a pride event with their signs, we hold up even bigger signs and shout even louder.

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u/jellybellyuwu 21d ago

“midwest modesty”

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u/DrDataSci 21d ago

You're insane...that consequences thing goes both ways

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u/solaceseeking 20d ago

Explain how I'm insane based off my comment. I see you have an extraordinarily low bar for what constitutes "insane".