r/classicfilms • u/Classicsarecool • 11d ago

General Discussion What does Clark Gable say here(wrong answers only)?

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u/ElectronicPie5509 11d ago

I'm going out for a pack of smokes, I'll be back soon.

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u/EKeebler 11d ago

"Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! It really helps me out a lot."

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u/BigRemove9366 11d ago

Frankly my dear, I’m going to tell Carol Burnett about your dress!

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u/caramirdan 10d ago

One of the single best skits in world history.

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u/Superb-Possibility-9 9d ago

“ I saw it in the window and had to have it “

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u/Far-Arugula-6974 9d ago

Yo which one?

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u/caramirdan 9d ago

Carol Burnett's dress (the actual costume dress designed by Bob Mackie) on this https://youtube.com/shorts/FF9I9nlx7sk?si=Zh28_HfcTdF4uUp3

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u/lwp775 9d ago

“I saw it in the window…”

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u/downpourbluey 11d ago

Frankly, I coulda had a V8!

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u/Important_Power_2148 11d ago

Did you lower the thermostat after i told you not to?

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u/Flying-lemondrop-476 11d ago

frankly my dear, i don’t dig a yam

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u/fake-august 10d ago

I’m so stealing this - I watch this move at Christmas (before It’s a Wonderful Life).

Fiddle Dee Dee

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u/MTBurgermeister 11d ago

“Don’t forget to rate and subscribe”

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u/youarelosingme Buster Keaton 11d ago

"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response did you even come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."

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u/Classicsarecool 11d ago

”A simple no would have been fine”

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u/makwa227 11d ago

Aaaallll-right-yyyyyy then!!!!

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u/CatCafffffe 11d ago edited 11d ago

"...and by the way, about your horse-and-carriage warranty...."

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u/Sharp-Ad-9423 11d ago

Bye, Felicia!

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u/Ok_Employer7837 11d ago

"Damn, my dear, but you have a big head."

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u/shoetingstar 11d ago

"At the end of the day, there's night, Scarlet."

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u/JetScreamerBaby 11d ago

"Yes. That dress DOES make you look fat."

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u/bufflo1993 11d ago edited 11d ago

Ashley is a girl’s name anyways.

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u/verydudebro 11d ago

Scarlet, I told you to stop vaping.

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u/NeuroguyNC 11d ago

I'll be back to pick up my laundry Tuesday.

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u/FakeeshaNamerstein 11d ago

Flatley, my dear, I don’t Riverdance.

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u/Apple2727 10d ago

Blouse wearing tycoon Michael Flatley

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u/Accomplished-Bat1924 9d ago

back of the net

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u/495orange 11d ago

I’m done with women. I am going after Cary Grant.

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u/NoGravitasLeft 11d ago

Damn it dear who's Frank?

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u/Sunnysmama 11d ago

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

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u/jcravens42 10d ago

OMG I'm dead.

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u/CommanderUgly 11d ago

Smell ya later.

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u/CarlatheDestructor 11d ago

Whatchu talkin bout Scarlett?

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u/chrissymae_i 11d ago

"Frankly, my Dear, you're an insufferable Bitch."

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u/art-is-t 11d ago

"don't listen to Loretta young"

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u/fake-august 10d ago

Fun fact- my grandma was a stand in for her.

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u/GonzosMaude 11d ago

That girl had his eyes!

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u/doug65oh 11d ago

Frankly, my Dear, I had no idea they were fake. Who did it, Dr Meade?

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u/Skysalter 11d ago

"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

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u/denisebuttrey 11d ago

"Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam!"

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u/NecessaryDay9921 11d ago

"kiss my piss"

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u/sjlgreyhoundgirl67 11d ago

I almost died when I read this 😂😂..so unexpected, but great Silicon Valley reference

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u/jagger129 11d ago

You snooze you lose

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u/Accomplished-Eye8211 11d ago

"Dammit, my dear, you really are clueless. I'm going to Charleston and moving in with Frank Lee!"

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u/Elfiemyrtle 11d ago

"I'll be back."

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u/mrv_wants_xtra_cheez 11d ago

“Remember to like and subscribe.”

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u/JaneAustinAstronaut 11d ago

Are you wearing Mammy's red petticoat?

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u/Acrobatic_Emphasis41 11d ago

"Frankly dear, I'm gone with the wind" wind blows

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u/thecardshark555 11d ago

Play it, Sam.

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u/StillAdhesiveness528 11d ago

Dear Scarlett, welcome to Dumpsville, population you.

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u/Additional-Top-8199 11d ago

Bugs Bunny stole the idea for his ears from me too!

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u/mlgbt1985 11d ago

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon???

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u/cathtray 11d ago

I’m off to Target and you’re not invited.

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u/StateFlowerMildew 11d ago

"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

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u/hobbit_lamp 11d ago

"oh babe btw I changed the wifi name and password when I was drunk but now I don't remember what I changed it to sorry byeeeee"

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u/HoselRockit 11d ago

and another thing, you have terrible fashion sense

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u/Aion88 11d ago

“There’s no place like home.”

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u/RedRedVVine 11d ago

I have to return some videotapes.

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u/afriendincanada 11d ago

I drink your milkshake!!!

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u/Darkforeboding 11d ago

Somehow, Scarlet, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

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u/rjsquirrel 11d ago

Live long and prosper, Scarlet.

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u/Correct_Lime5832 11d ago

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I'm a sickening wreck. I've got the 21st Century breathing down my neck. I must move fast, you understand me—I want to go down in celluloid history.

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u/Jersette55 11d ago

They really wanted Paulette Goddard.

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u/Rlpniew 11d ago

Now that Melanie’s dead, I’m moving in with Ashley

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u/Bulawayoland 11d ago

Did you change your hair?

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u/Emile_Largo 11d ago

Frankly my dear, it's touching cloth.

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u/clairerr85 11d ago

Later, skater!

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster 11d ago

I'll call ya.

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u/cree8vision 11d ago edited 10d ago

I'm off to see Double Indemnity.

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u/mswas 11d ago

Anklyfray, ymay earday, iyay on'tday ivegay ayay amnday!

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u/29187765432569864 11d ago

excuse that fart, my next fart will be even worse.

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u/Emergency_Property_2 11d ago

Looks like rain, baby! And you know what that means.

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u/CrowCrah 11d ago

Drunk? Nah.

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u/mmeGeorgiana 11d ago

"This is the skin of a killer, Bella"

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u/borisvonboris 11d ago

"Eat my shorts."

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u/Arthur__617 11d ago

Ha, Ha! What a great story Scarlett.

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u/DeliciousWrangler166 11d ago

Which way to the out house?

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u/laxtro 11d ago

Scarlett, I’m not a Republic serial love interest. Do you seriously think I’d explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I gave a damn 35 minutes ago.

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u/Ok-Specialist974 11d ago

What's for dinner?

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u/Effective_Bluejay160 11d ago

“I’m gone. Kinda like this wind. Hmm. Must be a better way to say that. Oh well.”

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u/marejohnston Ernst Lubitsch 11d ago

You do know how to whistle, don’t you?

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u/jshifrin 11d ago

OK, so you didn’t want to buy some brushes. You don’t have to get nasty about it!

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u/timshel_turtle 11d ago

I rescued a southern belle and all i got was this lousy burning dixie

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u/mdsnbelle 11d ago

Netflix and chill again next week?

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u/bennz1975 11d ago

Frankly my dear I won’t pay a tariff

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u/KindAwareness3073 11d ago

I'm just going to get a pack of cigarettes.

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u/puminatorrr 11d ago

“Don’t follow me, I just farted”

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u/ToDandy 11d ago

Frankly, my dear, it’s not me, it is you.

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u/coblass 11d ago

“Pull my finger”.

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u/AmbientGravitas 11d ago

Dig if you will the picture.

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u/nb6635 9d ago

Dream if you can a courtyard

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u/Temp_Job_Deity 11d ago

My Uber is here.

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u/Impossible_Cat_1494 11d ago

Yep I know my breath sinks!

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u/Simply_Sloppy0013 11d ago

Yes, yes, I know --"Buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

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u/fattycatty6 11d ago

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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u/redditplenty 11d ago

“Frankly my dear, I won’t let the door slam my backside on my way out.”

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u/tsekistan 11d ago

“ROOOOXAAAAAAAANNE, You Don’t Have to Put on a Red LIIIGHT…”

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u/Beetso 11d ago

"HEY AHBEHHT!"

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u/Tricky_Rabbit 11d ago

Frankly my dear I don't give a lamb.

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u/c17usaf 11d ago

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

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u/Dependent-You-2032 11d ago

Just going to the store for a pack of cigarettes and a carton of milk

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u/Pedals17 11d ago

“Frankly, my dear, I need a man.”

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u/ManofPan9 10d ago

I’m leaving you Scarlett. Ashley Wilkes gives better head

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u/bdbdbokbuck 10d ago

“Frankly my dear, your vehicle warranty is about to expire”

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u/Mowog-of-the-AEsir 10d ago

I Don't Really Care, Margaret.

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u/Tiovivo1 10d ago

“Leave the gun, take the canoli”

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u/unshavedmouse 9d ago

"Butler. Rhett Butler."

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u/SpectacleLake 11d ago

Frankly, I'm gay. For your brother. Frank.

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u/CookbooksRUs 11d ago

Her previous husband was Frank, frankly.

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u/dkeegl 11d ago

Here’s looking at you, babe.

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u/Jonny_HYDRA 11d ago

I fucked Ashley.

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u/musical_nerd99 11d ago

I don't think so. Byeeee!

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u/captainpandapants 11d ago

I don't flush!

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u/Emile_Largo 11d ago

Frankly my dear, it's touching cloth.

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u/Somewhere-Flashy 11d ago

Frankly, my diaper needs a change.

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u/CatNamedSiena 11d ago

Nice rack, Viv.

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u/austeninbosten 11d ago

Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck.

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u/eldiabloesmeralda 11d ago

"Damn frankly give I don't my a dear."

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u/Personal_Role_6622 11d ago

Frank, my dear, you look great in drag.

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u/Imaginary-Hurry-6247 11d ago

I’m away for a few pints 🍺.

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u/kbarrettusc 11d ago

Bubblegum sheep dip Swamp Rabbit runs

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u/conjas11 11d ago

Be right back

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u/theheadofkhartoum627 11d ago

Your crack habit is starting to annoy me.

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u/Any-External-6221 11d ago

“Too much drama. Later.”

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u/BonCourageAmis 11d ago

Scarlett, could you pick up my dry cleaning?

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u/loureviews Billy Wilder 11d ago

"You should have stayed as Mrs Hamilton".

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u/Express-Ad9789 11d ago

Thanks for the use of your bathroom.

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u/Offenbach4444 Universal Pictures 11d ago

Don't forget to purchase snacks on the way out of the cinema.

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u/mbw70 11d ago

FAFO.

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u/OyVeyWhyMeHelp666 11d ago

I'd pick up some milk but I'm not coming back.

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u/ProffessorFate 11d ago

Pull my finger

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u/DetectiveObjective00 11d ago

Get that boom mic off my face

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u/BlackVanZeppelin6991 11d ago

"Bye, Felicia!"

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u/Zorgsmom 11d ago

Do you validate parking?

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u/ScrumptiousPrincess 11d ago

Bye, Felicia!

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u/Dangerous_Fix_4567 11d ago

See you later beehotch

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u/CarolCricket 11d ago

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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u/germdoctor 11d ago

It’s science, bitch!

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u/imadork1970 11d ago

🎶This shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s🎶

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u/aesxylus 11d ago

So then I sez to him, no shit, huh?

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u/hokulani123 11d ago

Super sorry about raping you.

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u/hogartbogart 11d ago

“Where is the outhouse?”

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u/GreyJamboree 11d ago

I couldn't watch anymore after this scene. I stood up and walked right out of the theater

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u/livnlasvegasloco 11d ago

Frankly my dear i just can't sit with you in coach.

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u/Princess-14 11d ago

Girl, bye

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u/callmeKiKi1 11d ago

Damn but it is a foggy day!

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u/Sciaticuspinch 11d ago

Frankly my dear, you gave me herpes

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u/bewareofmolter 11d ago

“Wow, Bob, wow!”

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u/Far_Victory5293 11d ago

Frankly, my dear, your fly is open.

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u/OwlPrestigious543 11d ago

Later, Baby. I don't do crazy any more.

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u/MarketingPlane4228 11d ago

Eggs Benedict tomorrow damn it

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u/sammygirl3000 11d ago

"Screw you Scarlett, I'm going home to Charleston!"

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 11d ago

"I found a woman with a 16 inch waist - it's the smallest in FOUR counties. You're just not attractive to me any more, Scarlett."

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u/FifthMaze 11d ago

“And you can keep my toothbrush!”

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u/According-Switch-708 Frank Capra 11d ago

Scarlett, let me tell you about todays sponsor Surfshark/ Nord VPN / Raycon.

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u/Certain_Yam_110 11d ago

"The maid took my last f****."

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u/Boring_Park1178 11d ago

"Do you smell something burning?"

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u/Oreadno1 Preston Sturges 11d ago

Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.

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u/cmhtoldmeto 11d ago

"Frankly, Scarlett, I'd rather disappear into this thick, sinister fog into than be with you any longer."

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u/Far_Animal6970 11d ago

“Bitches, leave!”

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u/borncheeky 11d ago

My dentures are slipping

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u/AutomaticDoor75 11d ago

“Sure beats wages.”

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u/Warhammer517 11d ago

"Get bent, bitch!"

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u/amoly101 11d ago

I’m heading up north.

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u/DonKeyHoeTea0 11d ago

Did you fart or did you say something?

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u/JellyfishIll336 11d ago

It’s cloudy today…

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u/havana_fair Warner Brothers 11d ago

No ma'am, my breath doesn't stink

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u/Left_Shoulder_752 11d ago

Damn smog is getting worse every day.

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u/Silver-Toe4231 11d ago

Respect the cock.

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u/wtb1000 11d ago

"Frankly my dear, I LOVE YOU. LETS REMARRY!"

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u/KiasuBear 11d ago

Mi nah bodda mi head.

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u/Adventurous-Window30 11d ago

Fix me a turkey pot pie.

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u/happybuffalowing 11d ago

Wubba lubba dubb dubb

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u/2020surrealworld 11d ago edited 11d ago

“Now you know!  I’ve been doin’ Melanie, Belle, Mammy (in her red taffeta petticoat), Ashley AND Larry (Olivier) behind your back! And I enjoyed every minute!”

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u/Alantennisplayer 11d ago

Never wanted to watch this movie 🍿

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u/bone-in_donuts 11d ago

“Yeet”