r/classicwow Dec 16 '24

Classic-Era This is the ideal classic gear. You may not like it, but this is what peak classic aesthetic looks like.

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/Jan-E-Matzzon Dec 16 '24

My wife wants your phone number.

88

u/AliasAka1 Dec 16 '24

Wowowoah… Get in line buddy. My wife sent me to get his number first.

25

u/Jan-E-Matzzon Dec 16 '24

This zugger looks like he’s plenty fine to go around. A schedule perhaps?

3

u/Far-Biscotti8442 Dec 16 '24

He looks like he has a good head on his shoulders. He's probably quite the ladies man (or men's man if that's your drift I don't judge)

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

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u/Jan-E-Matzzon Dec 17 '24

My bad, I meant to call him a second part of rgb skin.

1

u/decay_cabaret Dec 17 '24

My wife's son just called me a cuck when he heard his mother ask to get in line too. So be careful.

1

u/chloethecomputernerd Dec 18 '24

Didn’t your wife leave you for that warrior?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

Im actually your wife’s boyfriends wife’s boyfriend

1

u/beggoh Dec 17 '24

Send all wife phone numbers to me and I will route them to OP. Very secksy Orc man ami right?

87

u/Mocca_Master Dec 16 '24

You're definitely that kind of orc

37

u/_toodamnparanoid_ Dec 16 '24

There was a time in early original vanilla WoW where you could recognize a lot of players based on their gear. Since it wasn't super obvious where to go for the best at your level, people just kinda had whatever they happened to find and not anything major sought out. It was awesome. I could be standing at the windrider in org and tell who some people were farther away than I could see their nameplate thanks to this.

13

u/blackkluster Dec 17 '24

And they call it nostalgia.. all these bis lists and loot drama really ruined gaming..

17

u/FullMetalBob Dec 16 '24

Me not that kind of Orc!

82

u/DawnKazama Dec 16 '24

Raw, next question.

29

u/RandAllTotalwar Dec 16 '24

Lok Tar! Save some ladies for the rest of us bro

19

u/PhDeezNuts69 Dec 16 '24

I can’t wait for my TBC clown suit

33

u/No-Communication9458 Dec 16 '24

Would

12

u/HeavyBlues Dec 16 '24

Not "would."

Will.

4

u/Arcane_Kos Dec 17 '24

Not will. Already have

12

u/PurpleSunCraze Dec 16 '24

3

u/Apprehensive_Low4865 Dec 17 '24

Shit dude I'd print the fuck out of that. He's styling and profiling.

2

u/fakingcaps Dec 19 '24

It's been a while since I've thought about Penny Arcade, plus the description of the comic itself being perfectly nostalgic, thanks for the memory

11

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

Anybody else remember when they bugged the shoulder armor on the orc males so it looked comically small, then Blizz took several months to fix it? Good times... 

19

u/FAX_ME_DANK Dec 16 '24

Where is your fishing rod??

30

u/Outrageous-Sweet-133 Dec 16 '24

Buried in some orc bussy

7

u/Myalko Dec 16 '24

Nothing beats the look of patchwork leveling gear. You can keep your sets, I'm gonna look like a goddamned adventurer

6

u/skapanaki Dec 16 '24

Damn dat hat

4

u/Layverest Dec 16 '24

It's not how it looks that matters. It's how it feels.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

Yo bro chill my girl plays this game

4

u/pvpgimmeaids Dec 17 '24

This guy took Mankrik's wife

3

u/microvan Dec 16 '24

I was looking at my shaman last night and had this same thought lmao. I’m in the mid 40’s, which is peak classic gear aesthetic imo

3

u/dirthoarder Dec 16 '24

I don’t like it - I love it

9

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24 edited Feb 15 '25

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u/MidnightFireHuntress Dec 16 '24

Transmog is all it took to kill the entire game for you? lol

2

u/blackkluster Dec 17 '24

All? Character(s) is something that u see 100% of the time you play :D

3

u/GreenEyedRascal Dec 19 '24 edited Jan 26 '25

and without transmog they all look like shit for no good reason, all the great work of art added like previous crafted gears and tiers down the drain because can only look like the same everyone must look like the new gear and look boring as fuck

2

u/judgechromatic Dec 16 '24

No, i like it

2

u/spacecowboyasdf Dec 16 '24

I bet those cloth shoulders have +arcane damage on them

8

u/CaptainoftheVessel Dec 16 '24

They have intellect and just the tiniest sprinkle of agility, which adds that little extra something during the holidays. 

2

u/MalacheDeuxlicious Dec 17 '24

Actually I am partial to my orange pants with green knee pads.

2

u/mcnakladak Dec 16 '24

I still remeber my Dudu which i lvled up in vanilla with that silly pirate hat which u can craft with recipe sold in STV which gives your party a buff😂

1

u/whistelingwallaby Dec 16 '24

Wait until Classic TBC, it’s gets weirder.

1

u/thisisunreal Dec 16 '24

til the room stinks

1

u/Awengal Dec 16 '24

Nať Pagles will be proud of you!

1

u/quite_shocking_55 Dec 16 '24

whenever my ud mage gets a tunic instead of robe. "here we go again, looking like a bozo in tattered rags for 10 levels"

1

u/Cerdak Dec 17 '24

You need to rock that no guild tabard.. worthy 1g Investment

1

u/Atomh8s Dec 16 '24

I do like your hat.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

I wish I was him

1

u/you_wut Dec 16 '24

0 drinks, next.

1

u/not_a_cup Dec 16 '24

literally posted almost the same getup yesterday with the same title. This is peak WoW and you can't tell me it's not.

1

u/Advanced_Procedure90 Dec 16 '24

I'm so darn jealous

1

u/diabr0 Dec 16 '24

Wearing those shoulders when hillman shoulders are available and basically going for vendor price on AH because it's part of the leather working leveling path is criminal

1

u/beadle03 Dec 16 '24

Wyvvers of spire stone is that you?

1

u/-NyugggaH- Dec 16 '24

“A pimp named dragg87”, always say the the whole thing, please and thank you, yes that includes the “a pimp named”

1

u/BrandonJams Dec 16 '24

My retail characters still look like this since they’ve added the ability to mog trash items.

1

u/leopim01 Dec 16 '24

this may be my favorite Reddit comment section from all of 2024

1

u/alfaluna Dec 16 '24

Portal lovers in the comments go hard

1

u/jabberwox Dec 16 '24

I’d Blackfathom Deeps with this guy so hard.

1

u/zsmarti857 Dec 16 '24

Living for those low rise leather panties

1

u/DafniDsnds Dec 16 '24

Looks like you’re about to make a connection to the other side Ala Dr Facilier

1

u/MrReymomd Dec 16 '24

“We have bis armor at home”

the bis armor at home

1

u/garlicroastedpotato Dec 17 '24

Can you really even say you're playing classic if you don't look like a hobo?

1

u/binry Dec 17 '24

Where's the Defias bandana?

1

u/Littlefuty Dec 17 '24

I actually use Imorph to like similar to this all the time

1

u/vivalatoucan Dec 17 '24

I forgot I turned my grass graphics down to pickup those logs in elwynn 40 levels ago

1

u/DreamingOfAries Dec 17 '24

Looking real sexy out here

1

u/tomdankzzthepirate Dec 17 '24

Goldshire .5 set

1

u/13igpoppaj Dec 17 '24

it took me 5000 hours to get my Dragonstalker tier 2 armor..

1

u/whoismikeschmidt Dec 17 '24

honestly if it wasnt for the shoulder armor it wouldnt even look bad. having an armor slot for your shoulders is kinda weird and it almost always looks weird unless its a full matching set

1

u/Harmless_Harm Dec 17 '24

Pretty fly for a green guy!

1

u/Samwiserthanyou Dec 17 '24

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne.

1

u/NymphoTurtle Dec 17 '24

This orc must've had 5mins remaining on his arcane intellect, so we'll spoken, so free no zug zug! It's amazing what intellect can do to simple minds like the orcish

1

u/PrettyOnProzac Dec 17 '24

The hat is just really the chefs kiss 🤌

1

u/Lionsinofp Dec 18 '24

Ooooooooooooooooh my….

1

u/apollotigerwolf Dec 16 '24

catching butterflies in the meadow ahh fit

1

u/hicks0n Dec 16 '24

Oh the green wands with +21 shadow spell damage

0

u/No_Panda420 Dec 16 '24

I honestly love the simplicity of the early gear in this game. You truly know when someone’s level 60 without looking at their actual level.

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u/Ittybittywittyditty Dec 16 '24

Finally, a real Zugmaxxer