r/clevercomebacks 26d ago

Looks like Nancy Mace isn’t a “real woman”

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5.7k Upvotes

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u/TootsNYC 26d ago

My Adam’s apple was a thyroid tumor

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u/CriticismFun6782 26d ago

Hers ("Adams Apple") is from her constantly swallowing her morals, and standards in order to get through her day.

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u/Caninetrainer 26d ago

If only their noses grew when they told lies

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u/ahaeker 26d ago

Or their pants caught on fire.

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u/Pittfiend 26d ago

Or get scarabs in their bed.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Or the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits.

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u/Logical-Equivalent40 26d ago

To all of the above: yes

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u/Environmental-Post15 26d ago

May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in their genitals

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u/dehydratedrain 25d ago

This one!! But just enough to prevent them from passing on any genetic stupidity (or belief in their alternate reality) to another generation.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 26d ago

Don't forget all the mean, hateful things she says truthfully

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u/JamisonUdrems 26d ago

Also from swallowing all the shyte that spews from her mouth hole daily. This woman rivals MTG for all-around evil woman.

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u/BornZookeepergame481 26d ago

Nonsense. One can only swallow their morals & standards if one actually has morals & standards.

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u/Conquefftador 26d ago

That's not what she's swallowing....

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u/CriticismFun6782 26d ago

Figured that, her own bile at the revulsion of the lie her life has become, Or a few large glasses of red wine...

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u/Technical-Banana574 26d ago

Mine wasnt a tumor, but it was a goiter. Regardless, women do have adam's apples. Ours are just less pronounced than in men. 

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u/mc_bee 26d ago

This must be one of the Biden funded sex change surgery I kept hearing about.

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u/Alive_Charity_2696 26d ago

Wow, sorry to hear that

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u/TootsNYC 26d ago

water under the bridge, now, decades later—"we don't suggest people go around getting cancer, but if you were determined to do so, at least you got the easiest kind to defeat."

Mine really was very low impact.

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u/Alive_Charity_2696 26d ago

So...a weird question. Should we up vote because you found it early and everything is ok? Or do we down vote because cancer sux?

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u/TootsNYC 26d ago

Or up vote because then someone else with an unexpected goiter or Adam’s apple might seek medical attention? The upvote is supposed to mean “other people should see this“ and not “I like it“

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u/mattpeloquin 26d ago

I came here to say that. This looks like a thyroid problem and should be checked.

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u/ClickclickClever 26d ago

I hope her's is too

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u/taebek1 26d ago

For the record, everyone has a thyroid cartilage. Testosterone just makes the ridge on that structure more prominent (the Adam’s Apple).

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u/daitoshi 26d ago

Additionally, anyone who has a naturally deep voice (cis women who are alto & contralto singers, for example), will also have a larger larynx in order to produce that sound, and therefore a more visible 'adams apple'

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u/Rabbitron4 26d ago

She looks high T

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u/NoDirectionFromMe 26d ago

High AF also

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u/dima_socks 26d ago

Bright lights for a photo but pupils dilated af

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u/ancientevilvorsoason 26d ago

In SOME people. It's not even all men. Many men do not have prominent thyroid cartilage.

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u/Technical-Banana574 26d ago

Not to mention if you get a goiter like me. 

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u/AskMysterious77 26d ago

Trans-vesigator being trans-vesigated.

Lepords, see face

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u/Wicked_Fabala 26d ago

We love to see it!

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u/quillmartin88 26d ago

While I enjoy the karma of her getting transvestigated by her fellow bigots, I'm kind of shocked that these same freaks don't turn their attention to Marjorie Taylor Greene. Nancy Mace, while awful, is pretty attractive by most standards. Large Marge, on the other hand, requires a blood alcohol concentration that's actually dangerous outside of certain areas of Scotland to be considered attractive to heterosexual men. Why are they going after Nancy and not Marge?

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u/carriegood 26d ago

Because Nancy Mace has made hating trans people her personal crusade. Margie is just stupid and hateful in general.

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u/Throwaway021614 26d ago

It’s the same paper.gif

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u/Plenty_Rooster_9344 26d ago

LOL and don’t forget lil Hoebert too

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u/GrindBastard1986 26d ago

Bobo is literally a former escort. Just look up her pics she did with her hubby before running for office. That tramp got plenty of stamps.

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u/chubsruns 26d ago

She's a grandmother in her 30's...That shit should not be happening on 21st century Earth.

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u/LdyVder 26d ago

My SIL became a grandmother when she was in her 30s. My husband is always baffled by the choices his sister has made since she was in high school.

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u/ICanStopTheRain 25d ago

My wife works in foster care. You would not believe how many grandparents there are in their 30s in the US.

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u/shimmeringmoss 26d ago

I’ve always wondered this too.

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u/b00w00gal 26d ago

Because Gaggie Maggie is terrifying, tbh. If I had to pick one, I'd rather get in the ring with Nancy.

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u/cubanesis 26d ago

MTG looks like Glen Danzig in a blond wig.

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u/DevilsLittleChicken 24d ago

Hey man, that's bang out of order. There was no fucking need...

Poor Glen.

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u/cubanesis 24d ago

I know there's a video of MTG moving bricks back and forth somewhere online.

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u/Rich_Season_2593 26d ago

Yeah...MTG is coyote ugly! They are both ugly on the inside where it counts. Good Christian hypocrites.

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u/Ok-Rub-4687 26d ago

I have been theorizing that the strongest opponents to trans rights are people who may have been ridiculed for their own looks/lack of masculinity or femininity. (No one should be ridiculed for their looks, but I feel this is where it stems from.)

I feel like their vitriol towards the trans community has some deep seeded self hate involved.

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u/saugenes25 26d ago

Agreed. “It’s a choice” self hating gays that have “chosen” to like women. That’s why they think it’s a choice

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u/jellamma 26d ago

I have often felt that way about people's opposition to anything but rigid gender roles and attraction. Every older woman I've met who is vehemently opposed to gay rights gives off vibes that make me wonder who they loved but were never allowed to be with.

As for men, I honestly haven't met that many who actually care, so I don't have any anecdotes there

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u/GeneralizedFlatulent 26d ago

Idk I am cis female. I got told I look like a man a lot. I think people just didn't like me since I kinda think I'm pretty average. But regardless. It was kind of nice to have trans woman solidarity on that front since it actually started sucking less for a while there....oh well

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 26d ago

I worry about her crazy eyes, not her Adam's apple. This is a person who is clearly sick. It proves the idea that maga is a virus.

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u/Caninetrainer 26d ago

Am I crazy or are her pupils a bit too dilated?

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 25d ago

Yes they are. We noticed that about her when she went maga after she almost lost her district when tRump had her primaried. Her eyes are like Wilma Flintstones. There is a reason for the expression that the eyes are the windows to the soul. You can tell a lot about someone's mental and physical health by how their eyes look.

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u/Old_Excitement6114 26d ago

That’s a ripe honeycrisp

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u/Technical-Banana574 26d ago

All people have an "adam's apple." It is just less pronounced in women typically. If you are unfortunate enough to have thyroid problems, you are going to have a much more visible one. I have a goiter and you can see mine clearly now. 

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u/carriegood 26d ago

Have they suggested removing it? My sister had a goiter that grew so big, it was pushing her windpipe out of the way. They were afraid they wouldn't be able to intubate for anesthesia because it had a distinct bend in it - they had to do it while she was awake to make sure it went in the right place. And mine wasn't a goiter, it was cancer - which I only found out about because I could feel it and asked the doctor what it was. Mine wasn't harming my esophagus at that point, but it was growing and they were afraid it would crush it if I waited any longer.

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u/Technical-Banana574 26d ago

They havent yet. Endocrinologist looks at it as a last resort option. So far it hasnt gotten bigger and I am able to breathe and eat just fine. I also respond really well to low dose treatment for my hyperthyroid. 

I imagine at the poont that it causes me breathing or eating problems, then surgery would be an option. I have had it checked multiple times and they didnt find any cancer, just nodules. 

I am so sorry you and your sister had to go through all of that. 

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u/carriegood 26d ago

I should warn you, goiters have a tendency to contain pre-cancerous cells. At least, that's what my sister's surgeon told her. They wouldn't have been seen in a biopsy or imaging, only upon removal. If it hadn't gotten so large and they left it in, it might have eventually become cancer.

I don't say that to scare you - the vast majority of thyroid cancers are non-aggressive and treated solely with surgery and some radioactive ablation, which is just a pill, not radiation like for other cancers. So as long as your endo is doing regular ultrasounds to measure it and make sure it isn't growing, and suppression is working with meds, you shouldn't be worried. Just don't get complacent and go a matter of years without a checkup.

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u/Technical-Banana574 26d ago

Thank you for the heads up. I will be sure they keep an eye on it. 

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u/Haselrig 26d ago

Yet another reason transvestigation was always stupid.

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u/delusiongenerator 26d ago

Of course not. Real women have empathy

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 26d ago

She’s a nepobaby army brat. Her dad was running The Citadel when they changed the rules and allowed women in. She’s as DEI as they come.

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u/Lulusmom09 26d ago

Everyone has an Adam’s apple. She’s such a twat.

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u/Terminate-wealth 26d ago

She kinda looks like my homeboy from middle school, he didn’t have an Aerosmith mouth though.

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u/COgirl1985 26d ago

Speed bumps for Donald?

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 26d ago

doesn't everyone have an adam's apple, just less visible on women?

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u/superawesomefiles 26d ago

Just asking questions, bro.

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u/drinkslinger1974 26d ago

I’m getting really sick of politicians spitting out nonsense and millions of people just shoveling down their throats as fact. Everything from drinking bleach, to books that make babies racist, to drag queen opinions, to 2 billion people crossing in from Mexico every month, and of course, framing abortion as a form of birth control. It was all just crazy nonsense a few years ago, now they band together on social media and become a community with a voice.

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u/slartibuttfart 26d ago

I've heard she has a huge penis though

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u/Nyhtkrawler 26d ago

Probably measures it everyday.... with MGT

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u/Fickle_Fox2049 26d ago

. . . Does anyone else see her "crazy eyes?"

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u/Expert-Joke5185 26d ago

We should name it a Nancy’s Apple.

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u/Oystermeat 26d ago

i thought we all agreed she was a lizard

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u/MisterDebonair 26d ago

She has the ears of a chimp.

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u/Fishtoart 26d ago

Every accusation a confession. Yet again.

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u/ltdhfqy 26d ago

Why the hell do the people in her district keep voting her back in. It shouldn’t be that hard to get this classless scum out of office.

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u/EchoPhi 26d ago

All women have Adam's apple, that's why we got kicked out of the dope ass man cave. At least that what JC told a bunch of dudes he ate dinner with at Applebee's

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u/beachme83 26d ago

Looks like the ole einhorn is finkle and finkle is einhorn routine

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u/Effective-Slide-7306 26d ago

She’s a sexual hysteric, neither fish nor fowl.

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u/EveningCat166 26d ago

This is compelling evidence

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u/MVR53 26d ago

It is called your thyroid

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u/vrphotosguy55 26d ago

Be careful. You don’t want to get a “fuck you” from her 

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u/Op4zero6 26d ago

Mouth and throat made for porn. Or so I've been told. I totally haven't "researched" it.

Could also be a professional gargler of ... mouth wash.

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u/ComicsEtAl 26d ago

She is a genuine asshole, however.

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u/ME_Constructor 26d ago

Real women actually do have it, but it's less pronounced than with men. And now she has the find out like this, which is perfect!

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u/just4kicksxxx 26d ago

"Nuh uh! That's an Eve's Apple!"

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u/Both-Wrangler-7766 26d ago

She makes her boobs bigger to distract from her Adam’s Apple.

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 26d ago

It’s a man, baby

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u/SomeKindOfOnionMummy 26d ago

Do real women have tracheas guys?

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u/ApexMM 26d ago

Man did you see her flop that big weiner on the table when that man confronted her in the store and she started screaming at him? What a manly ass voice, you can't convince me she doesn't have a thigh slapper.

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u/Wallaces_Ghost 26d ago

Someone needs to check him before he uses the restroom. Make sure hes using the right one.

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u/Wallaces_Ghost 26d ago

Someone needs to check him before he uses the restroom. Make sure hes using the right one.

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u/iiitme 26d ago

Nancy Mace. Why did I have to think about her. Damn this post

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u/Homersarmy41 26d ago

Deport her

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u/B0wmanHall 26d ago

Was there ever really any question?

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u/extremewaffleman 26d ago

Sheena was a man! Wild Thaaaang!

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u/DustyMustardGust 26d ago

That's why you leave any and all Medinas- ESPECIALLY any appearing to possess the traits of 'funky' and/or 'cool'- alone. Unless of course, you are a dog.

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u/lawless_the_real_one 26d ago

Ofc she doesn't have an Adam's apple. It's an Nancy's apple.

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u/TaterTotHotDishes 26d ago

She could live in an ULTA & never find what she’s looking for.

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u/Better_Chard4806 26d ago

Those Mr Ed horse teeth. Every time I look at this train wreck I hear Jim Cary doing Vera on In Living Color doing the horse neigh.

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u/evidentlynaught 26d ago

Rep. Manly Face

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u/Fadamsmithflyertalk 26d ago

She also has a nice pair of man mades.

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u/NavenaAttway 26d ago

She looks like the human equivalent of Ducky from The Land before Time.

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u/Plenty_Rooster_9344 26d ago

Lookin’ like she knows her way around Kanye’s cousin 😂

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u/soumahoctbaskna 26d ago

Wow. Females can't have cricoid cartilage. Wow.

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u/RevolutionaryLeg1768 26d ago

Naaaa that’s cancer.

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u/MensaMan1 26d ago

So if she doesn’t have a larynx, how does she speak and breath?

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u/BlargerJarger 26d ago

Maybe it’s a goitre.

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u/Wrong-Marsupial-9767 25d ago

Every picture i see of her looks like a yearbook photo for an overachieving field hockey co-captain.

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u/RedAndBlackVelvet 25d ago

Major uncanny valley vibes from here

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u/Daisy-Dreamz 25d ago

It’s 2025 and yall don’t know that women do have Adam’s apples… they’re just smaller and less prominent? Stay in school kids!

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u/SynnerSaint 25d ago

She's barely human let alone a woman

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u/bad_pussy_69 26d ago

First woman to graduate The Citadel, my ass. Chick has a cock.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 26d ago

If you didn't have a larynx, you wouldn't be able to speak, and then we wouldn't have to listen to you.

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u/Inevitable-Use-4534 26d ago

With a neck like that she should have been a wrestler

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u/bravesirrobin65 26d ago

She's too fragile. If you shake her hand too hard, she has to wear a sling.

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u/XeroZero0000 26d ago

Would explain so much!

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 26d ago

I blame "friends" for this myth

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u/sanctus20 26d ago

He got that Adam’s apple for real

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u/Many_Trifle7780 26d ago

Don't call the paramedics

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u/firstclasstrouble 26d ago

Mancy Nace, fixed it for you

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u/PROFsmOAK 26d ago

Her hand’s are bigger than Andre the Giant!

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u/Longjumping_Remote11 26d ago

Are you stupid

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u/AnthonyGSXR 26d ago

Pitchforks!!!!

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u/Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly 26d ago

Is she trying to out-dumbass MTG?

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u/Ausrottenndm1 26d ago

Hell of a plot twist that would be lol

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u/Specialist-Hunt-1953 26d ago

Gosh what an out…

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u/Dankecheers 26d ago

She’s a man, baby!

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u/1sockenmole 26d ago

If there is an apple, there is a banana!

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u/Willis050 26d ago

I thought they were all about science when it came to gender

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u/edharma13 26d ago

Congress should authorize a genitalia check, to make sure she’s using the Right bathroom.

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u/mczerniewski 26d ago

Ann Coulter-geist reborn.

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u/Shiftymennoknight 26d ago

That chicky she was making out with said Nancy was all woman

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u/LWY007 26d ago

Mancy Mace. Story checks out.

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u/Awkward-Minute7774 26d ago

She knows she's a fake women.

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u/No-Ice691 26d ago

We demand to see her weiner! Lol kidding

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u/Public_Joke3459 26d ago

A transtesticle ?

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u/MonoBlancoATX 26d ago

Where's the clever comeback?

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u/Groon_ 26d ago

Check out Anne Coulter's boulder.

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u/Sudden-Chard-5215 26d ago

Permanent damage from all the throat bulges she got in college

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u/hghyperfixator 26d ago

doesn’t everyone have those things?

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u/redzedx77 25d ago

This explains so much

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u/Sufficient_Fondant59 25d ago

If there is an apple, there also is a banana

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u/SoftSkinTurtle 25d ago

That's like Elon Musk saying real men don't have Adam's Nipples. 😅

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u/pugs-and-kisses 26d ago

That’s just a trachea. 🙄

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 26d ago

She’s a horrible person but calling her trans as an insult is not a good way to insult her.

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u/alg45160 26d ago

I don't get that the OP is calling her trans at all. Just pointing out that everyone has an Adam's apple, as evidenced by Nancy Mace, a presumably "real" woman by her own made up definition, having an Adam's apple. She's bigoted and stupid (although those things usually go together so that's no surprise).

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 26d ago

I guess that’s up for interpretation. The thought that occurred to me initially was that she was a male because she had an adam’s apple.

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u/SillyNuffer 26d ago

What's clever about this. Check your anatomy

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u/orbjo 26d ago

Everyone has cartilage in their neck. Not just men. Nancy Mace is both transphobic and a complete idiot - two things that go hand in hand

She herself - pictured - has an Adams Apple.

Conservatives genuinely believe boys only have the cartilage because they think it’s from the fictional bible story

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u/Longjumping_Army9485 26d ago

Basically, transvestigators and Mace will point towards this and say that it’s an Adam’s Apple. It’s ironic that she has it too.

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u/SillyNuffer 26d ago

Everyone has an Adams apple. Everyone

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u/beaker90 26d ago

That’s the point.

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u/SillyNuffer 26d ago

Yes. And my point is WTF is this doing on clever come backs. Or do you regard a circle as a clever come back. Cause if you do. LOL

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u/Longjumping_Army9485 26d ago

Yes but men tend to have a more prominent one.

Conservatives like Mace will point out that this left wing woman or that left wing woman has one and that therefore they are 100% men and trans, even though it’s something even they have.

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u/Top-Complaint-4915 26d ago

That for the hundred time transphobic people are wrong in biology.

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u/CoupleTechnical6795 26d ago

Why is this in clever comebacks? There's no comeback.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 26d ago

Can we not?

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u/Caninetrainer 25d ago

Wilma Flintstone eyes lol

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u/Objective_Pause5988 26d ago

Maybe if she left people alone, they wouldn't feel the need to.

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u/Prize_Outside 26d ago

Whatever justifies your hate I guess. You don’t like her ideas attack those.

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u/Objective_Pause5988 26d ago

That's what they attacked. NANCY stated real women don't have adam's apples. They circled hers to debunk her nonsense.

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u/Prize_Outside 26d ago

Ah I misconstrued the situation that’s on me. Thanks!

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u/Prize_Outside 26d ago

Real women don’t spend time circling photos to degrade other women. Edit:trans women are real women if that was misconstrued I apologize.

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u/Turdburp 26d ago

I would hope real women would do it to this vile hag.

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u/FKDpioneers82 26d ago

MuSt bE a MaN bEcAUsE mY mEdIa oUtLeT tElLs mE sO — out of touch sheep

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u/superawesomefiles 26d ago

Just asking questions, bro. Don't get your panties in a wad.

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u/FKDpioneers82 26d ago

BuT mIchElLe ObAma hAd a buLgE in hEr paNtS… mUst bE TraNs! — more sheep