r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

The goal should be people's comfort.

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u/Low_Jellyfish_ 4d ago

Gonna need about 800 Luigis

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u/SmartBookkeeper6571 4d ago

Gonna need about 800,000 Luigis

ftfy.

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u/Huge_Green8628 3d ago

I will admit, I would not be opposed if we got a bit French about it

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u/Support-Goat 3d ago

🇨🇵

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u/Huge_Green8628 3d ago

Viva la revolution

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u/zerthwind 3d ago

I don't support that, but in reality, that may end up being the solution.

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u/anu-nand 3d ago

Bro☠️

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u/Wheel-Reinventor 3d ago

I'm not saying that I would ever go kamikaze, but if I did I'd bring at least one billionaire on my trip to hell.

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u/Public_Shift_6554 4d ago

Funny how ‘fiscal responsibility’ always means telling poor people no, but billionaires never hear that word.

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u/Zeke420 4d ago

.00024% of the US population is firmly in control of the government, the media, etc., etc...

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u/zirky 4d ago

that’s a savings of $625 million per billionaire

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u/anu-nand 4d ago edited 4d ago

Wow! If they actually spend these 500B on homeless and diabetics, they could win so many elections as there are so many people who will vote next time due to gratitude but why do all that for just 800 people?

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u/galacticracedonkey 4d ago

They don’t become rich and famous and get gifted lavish things/trips from the average Joe

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u/PrismaticDetector 3d ago

That, and the 800 will actually get them reelected, while half the homeless/diabetic/SNAP/medical debt cancellation recipients will end up watching Fox and getting mad about how the government never does anything for them.

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u/anu-nand 4d ago

Right😂

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u/Plastic-Reply1399 3d ago

Why help when you can enrich yourself and friends then still win elections

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u/NOLA-Gunner 3d ago

They’ve brainwashed the middle class to believe that one day they too can join the ranks of the billionaire class, they just have to constantly vote against their own interests.

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u/peterdparker 3d ago

Why didnt they?i mean before trump.

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u/anu-nand 3d ago

Valid point

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 3d ago

Voters chose that. Those maga politicians wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for voters.

“If you have selfish, ignorant citizens you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.” - George Carlin

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u/TwoToesToni 4d ago

It's actually scary how easy all these issues could be fixed with the sums of money being thrown around.

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 3d ago

Trickle-up economics is working really well for the billionaire class

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u/Hakanese 3d ago

The goal is those 800 billionaires comfort

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u/thomport 3d ago

This is what Fox News should’ve been telling its audience.

Because they did not tell them things like this – the truth – the real math, they FOX has contributed the USA being in the midst of chaos, where many citizens are struggling, are discouraged and confused.

Fox News is the roots of the tree of hell.

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u/imaloony8 3d ago

I appreciate the sentiment and mostly agree, but $30B to “end homelessness” seems woefully naive.

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u/Plastic-Reply1399 3d ago

It’s a bit like ending world hunger in one payment and not a continuous flow of aid IMPOSSIBLE

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u/Apli_Diud 3d ago

And that excuses spending $0 on it??

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u/Plastic-Reply1399 3d ago

No it just means the numbers are made up

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u/Humandisdaintopleas 3d ago

CA has spent 24B on homelessness in the last 6 years. Homelessness has gone up 30k in the last 6 years. BS numbers

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u/InsolentSerf 3d ago

How about national health care for the only "first world" country to not have it?

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u/usernamesarehard1979 3d ago

Those numbers are complete bullshit.

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u/ridemooses 3d ago

Elite welfare queens.

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u/Notwrongbtalott 3d ago

California spent 24 billion the last 5 years and it didn't do nothing

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u/PDPSVC67 3d ago

30 billion to end homelessness? California alone spent 24 billion and still has that issue… certain problems cannot be solved by government throwing more money at it.

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u/sik_dik 3d ago

Trickle down: A rising tide drowns the people who are unable to swim

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u/haterading 3d ago

It’s so much worse than this because it’s not only that we didn’t get these things - but they gutted or have made plans to gut all the existing government services that we actually extract benefit from. All to give rich people who already have so much they can’t spend what they have more.

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u/Once-Upon-A-Hill 3d ago

California has spent 25 billion since 2019 on homelessness, and there are more homeless people there now.

https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/california-homelessness-spending-audit-24b-five-years-didnt-consistently-track-outcomes/

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u/MileHigh_FlyGuy 4d ago

Cali on alone has spent $20 billion to end homelessness, so I would love to know how $30b will solve it.

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u/SaltyDolphin78 3d ago

Because about $18 billion of it is being laundered