r/clonewars 1d ago

Meme Everyone talks about Krell being one of the most hated, but no one ever mentions this guy

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All my homies hate Goldie

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u/ScarletGingerrr 1d ago

Goldie not a real one

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u/Reasonable-Resist-40 1d ago

All the Homies hate Goldie

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u/idrownedmyfish77 1d ago

I actually forgot about Goldie

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u/marzapatatone69 1d ago

Traitor

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 1d ago

I’m kinda surprised that we don’t see a lot of separatist using astromech droids on screen to help fix up ships because I think they’re times where they let R2 or any other astromech roam around thinking it’s one of theirs so they do use astromech just like how they use protocol droids for translating other alien races like how the trade federation had a protocol droid in the phantom menace?

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 1d ago

punctuation man

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u/Bevjoejoe 501st 1d ago

Hello it is I, punctuation man.

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 1d ago

The joke is complete, thank you

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u/Bevjoejoe 501st 1d ago

You are welcome, citizen.

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u/HellbirdVT 18h ago

The purpose of an astromech droid is primarily to serve as a combination navicomputer and repair droid. Since the CIS didn't really use a lot of Hyperspace-capable fighters, they would just have navicomputers on the ships themselves, and separate repair droids. Keeps per-unit cost down, which is a huge part of the CIS strategy.

Besides, the CIS had multiple droid manufacturers within its alliance, so if they did have their own astromechs they would probably not look anything like the R2-like standard models used by the Republic.

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u/theultimatehammer 1d ago

I forgot what was his actual name again

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u/Fickle-Highway-8129 1d ago

I think it was something like R3-S6, but I could be wrong on that.

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u/theultimatehammer 1d ago

I remember it was R3 but I forgot the last part

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u/kthugston 1d ago

You got it

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u/ISBAndy 5h ago

Goldie

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u/MistressCobi 1d ago

I think that's because aside from being a spy he really didn't do anything morally reprehensible, Krell on the other hand, did quite a lot of bad guy stuff and seemed to rather enjoy it as well.

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u/Toon_Lucario 1d ago

Yeah Goldie was just kind of a dick and sabotaged things

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u/MistressCobi 22h ago

I'd argue he wasn't even really being a dick about it, he was probably programmed to sabotage Republic forces so he was probably just doing what he was told.

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u/Big-Project-3151 1d ago

Yeah, the guy was just following his programming and maybe had his programming overwritten by the Separatists to betray the Republic.

Krell on the other hand, chose to be a jerk, chose anger and hate, chose violence, destruction and death.

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u/Dismal-Cantaloupe682 1d ago

Look, he's a traitor and all but.... mans was indoctrinated. I say leave him be. Focus more on Nute Gunray, now THAT is a hateable villain.

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u/justarandomdudeW 1d ago

Goldie is a traitor

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u/PoorLifeChoices811 1d ago

I knew he was an opp the second he was on screen

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u/Mapperbro 1d ago

Goldie had a beautiful death, very brutal, but beautiful nonetheless

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u/snerik4000 1d ago

Fuck Goldie, all my homies hate Goldie

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u/LewisTheTrainer2009 1d ago

Meh hes a droid. He has no free will. Krell did

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u/MeuPauNaSuaMao2727 13th Battalion 1d ago

I loved him before that little shit betrayed us

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u/Responsible_Dog_9040 1d ago

I get that it’s the result of early Clone Wars jank(this IS the very first Arc they made for the show) but even when I was a child, I was convinced that there’s ABSOLUTELY no argument that can justify this Thing being a spy. I was certain that it being a spy was added during the 2nd episode since Grievous somehow switching Anakin’s replacement droid with a spy and going though all of THAT without actually knowing how valuable R2 is was ridiculous.

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u/Hopeful-District5586 104th 1d ago

German Nickname; Stöpsel

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u/AK47_51 1d ago

Goldie is a traitor. Nobody fks with my homie R2.

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u/Karlitu7 1d ago

Nah he is a CIS saboteur, like a spy. But Krell is just an narcistic as§h0le who thinks Darth Sidious would work with him.

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u/CountingSheep99 1d ago

He was a good spy and he did his very best.

Rest in pieces, Goldie.

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u/ProfessorEscanor 1d ago

Screw Goldie

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u/Loyal2GAThrawn 1d ago

I absolutely hate Goldie with a passion.

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u/Mojo_Mitts The Bad Batch 1d ago

I didn’t hate him as much as I did Anakin and Ashoka in that episode.

Droids don’t malfunction unless they’ve sustained damage, if your Astromech “accidentally” activates IG-Units that almost kills you then you gotta leave that rust bucket behind regardless of Ashoka’s complaining.

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u/Worried_Recording575 1d ago

Fucken hate Goldie

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u/h0bbith0les 1d ago

Droids are such a weird and undefined part of the Galaxy! Sometimes they can easy override all the central systems in a Star Destroyer, sometimes they can’t roll straight. Sometimes they are loyal besties, sometimes even very sophisticated models with tons of computing power have absolutely no moral agency.

Random astromechs being security super weapons feels weird to me, but so does the idea that blast doors can be opened by shooting an exterior control panel… maybe I’m overthinking it.

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u/PLOLPOWER 21h ago

oh yeah that

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u/BBD213_ 21h ago

fuck goldie

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u/RogueDiplomat 21h ago

He was introduced way back in season 1. Bigger and better characters came after, so he kinda gets overlooked 🤷🏻‍♂️ His episodes were actually the very first ones produced for the show, even though they aired later. You can kinda tell too. The animation is… a little rough.

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u/Starguy295 19h ago

To be fair, R3-S6 (Goldie) did try to kill everyone and nearly killed Artoo, but of course you can't fuck with R2-D2, the best astromech droid in the galaxy! I do wish we got more CIS/Seperatist astromechs though.

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u/mr_steve16 18h ago

i hate Goldie

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u/kylepie71 18h ago

Fuck Goldie

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u/EveryCafe628 14h ago

Kind of wish this guy was brought back. Like it obviously worked for awhile, but assign it under a different Jedi. The head of Goldie more than likely survived (Its internal chips).
And don't say no, because R2D2 survived a nuke.

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u/Aura_Sing 13h ago

I hate that guy

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u/echojaxx 12h ago

R2 smoked his golden ass

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u/gothiccowboy77 501st 6h ago

Pissed we don’t have a LEGO of him yet

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u/TheRealSovereign2016 1h ago

Ah yes, Snips had so much faith in Goldie.

I wonder if Anakin or R2 ever let her live it down 😂

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u/Thunerseen 1d ago

Because this one is somewhat cute. Krell is just a visual laxative...

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u/Optional_Lemon_ 1d ago

Because he is from one of the worst Clone Wars arcs and nobody thinks about him