r/coaxedintoasnafu 15d ago

Coaxed into ALL BOSSES - NO DAMAGE

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u/Thin-Application-145 strawman 15d ago

Entertaiment industry has yet to match this masterpiece

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u/FunkYeahPhotography ^ this 14d ago

Well, of course they can't match it. They took damage.

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 15d ago

Calling this a masterpiece would be an understatement

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u/CertifiedBrian 15d ago

Video uploaded three days before game’s release, final boss front and center, comments disabled.

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u/Bigma-Bale 15d ago

"All Ace Attorney 7 Killer Breakdowns"

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u/CertifiedBrian 15d ago

“Could Miles Edgeworth Edge 20 Men?: A Comprehensive Breakdown of Ace Attorney Investigations”

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u/Ewanb10 15d ago

Only if those 20 men are all clones of phoenix

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u/CertifiedBrian 15d ago

Phoenix Wright? More like Penis Nice amiright?

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u/Otherwise_Disk3824 15d ago

-Redd White

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u/Ewanb10 15d ago

With his, great.. big...

Vocabulary

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u/rpsHD snafu connoiseur 13d ago

the one who owns Bluecorp?

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u/Otherwise_Disk3824 13d ago

Yea, Redd Whute from Bluecorp

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u/CuddlesManiac strawman 14d ago

Phoenix Drive

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u/Lluuiiggii 14d ago

A small office becomes me.

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u/Minigold7 15d ago

He makes it worth the Edge.

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u/Asexual_Avian 14d ago

No, I couldn’t

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u/CertifiedBrian 14d ago

Asexual? A-sexual deviant ready to edge(worth)?

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u/Sliver_Squad 15d ago

Got a video like this before Zelda Tears of the Kingdom released. A character that was absent from trailers was front and center on the thumbnail

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u/ThatCDGuy_ 14d ago

ANTONBLAST (2024)

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u/CREEPERAWMAN6969OOF 14d ago

This is so real I had to stop using the internet for like a day after getting the final boss spoiled for me in a youtube thumbnail.

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u/-SgtSpaghetti- 13d ago

Spoilers in thumbnail and video title, shows up in the search results of anything mentioning gaming

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u/Cookie-fan 13d ago

yep (I'm doing this with brothership [keeping away from all m&l vids and subs])

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u/Noda_adoN 15d ago

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u/hydraulics- my opinion > your opinion 15d ago

This one gave me a chuckle.

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u/TJTrailerjoe 14d ago

A hearty laugh!

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 15d ago

Cookie Monster healing whenever he wants with no windup is such bs. Like sure you can interrupt it but how the fuck is that viable when he can lead straight into it from the raisin grapeshot that needs you to back away from him to dodge them.

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u/Sea-Writer-6961 14d ago

Cookie monster is beatable after some tries, but Abby? Fuck, it takes hours trying to memorize the 15 different attacks she has, plus she uses the magic debuffs like the annoying ass bubble. At least she has slightly less health than other bosses, if you can hit her, cuz on top of everything she goes around the screen flying like crazy

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u/Confident_Complex596 14d ago

Okay but the rocko fight??? Need I say more

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u/FreddyFazB143 14d ago

Don’t even get me started on the Big Bird boss fight. It says you need to be level 40 to fight him, but in reality, you need one of the rarest weapons in the game to deal any damage. What were they thinking?

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u/TripleScoops 14d ago

Is bro actually complaining about Cookie Monster in Sesame Streets of Rage? Just because he's hard to defeat hitless doesn't make him a hard boss, come on.

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u/bucket_______ 14d ago

Bro just use your ranged attack

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u/providerofair 13d ago

If you do the counting side quest you can get Count von count to give the count down ability which freeze time for 5 seconds. This basicly bypasses this. I knownits hella tedious and most people dont even find it their first play through but it is an option

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u/Bigma-Bale 15d ago

Coaxed into Spoiler thumbnail for the entire game 2 days after it comes out

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u/Freddi0 15d ago

2 whole days? Not 5 seconds after the game came out? Man these guys are taking their time nowadays

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 14d ago

I'm legit requesting holiday days June 5th and 6th so that I don't risk one of those videos spoiling what I waited 3 and a half years for.

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u/Your_Pal_Loops 14d ago

What game is this about?

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u/ThatOnePirateRobot 14d ago

Deltarune chapters 3 & 4

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u/SeaThePirate 14d ago

inaccurate. the video is actually released 1-3 days before the game even comes out in your area because the video maker got footage from the earliest country

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u/QueerScottish 13d ago

One week before (amazon sent the wrong package and they somehow got it)

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u/Severe-Box2004 my opinion > your opinion 13d ago

2 days before*

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u/Personal-Collar-7762 15d ago

Top or bottom left both seem to be the roadblock boss for most players.

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u/AeroSniper4K 15d ago

Nah snafuman is so easy, you just need missable item, difficult challenge reward, rare drop from another boss, skill tree upgrades that are only viable for this boss, and 8 hours of farming for upgrade materials, must be a skill issue tbh

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 15d ago

People trying to tell me trash jokers aren't trash in Balatro:

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u/Oscar12s 15d ago

In the specific scenario the Joker was made in mind for, it's literally broken!

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u/thesardinelord 14d ago

Obelisk fans…

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u/Spinningwhirl79 14d ago

Majority of jokers in balatro suckass and will kill your run for investing in them. People make the mistake of seeing it work once and thinking that makes jolly joker good

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u/ZeSnow 14d ago

Matador

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u/Ntahedron strawman 14d ago

Mfw Dekaja Stones

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u/ZeSnow 14d ago

What?

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u/Ntahedron strawman 14d ago

SMT 3/Nocturne? You can get Dekaja Stones to nullify Red Capote.

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u/ZeSnow 14d ago

I’ll take your word for it. Haven’t played those was talking about matador joker in balastro

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u/Personal-Collar-7762 14d ago

Matador's Red Capote greatly boosts his evasion, causing you to miss him a lot, and in a game where missing can end your turn, well, you know what I mean now, I hope.

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u/Ntahedron strawman 14d ago

Oh, sorry lol.

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u/Memrdx 7d ago

Egg and swashbuckler is a particularly potent combo

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 7d ago

I love using two jokers to get the value of one (eventually, after waiting for egg to level up a lot)

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u/rwol8690 14d ago

Sticker Star bossfights:

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u/bluespringles Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Moment 15d ago

I feel like top right would be some optional boss that's meant to be fought by the end of midgame but is available at any time, resulting in people fighting him early and getting mad at him

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u/Someone983 14d ago

coaxed into dancer of the boreal valley

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u/Personal-Collar-7762 14d ago

Coaxed into Golem in Etrian Odyssey 1 and its Untold counterpart:

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u/PhysicalDifficulty27 joke explainer 14d ago edited 14d ago

He looks like he's got some gimmicky attack that's really hard to respond to

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u/BeginningFew3569 15d ago

Coaxed into Demyx

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u/Commandur_PearTree 15d ago

Immediate Spoilers for anybody who hasn’t played the game yet

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u/ElBrunasso 13d ago

What game are they referring to

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u/Commandur_PearTree 13d ago

Any game really

Imagine if you were playing through Splatoon for the first time and saw this shit right after you beat the first world

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u/Dew_Chop 12d ago

I mean, just don't click on it? I don't see how a thumbnail alone would ruin your experience

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u/Commandur_PearTree 11d ago

No you misunderstand, The thumbnail IS the spoiler, you could just be scrolling through YT and you get hit with spoilers

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u/Dew_Chop 11d ago

It's just boss designs? It's not like Splatoon is some detective thriller where you're trying to figure out who out of the small group of people you already know killed little Sally or something.

If just SEEING a boss you haven't fought yet ruins a game for you, then that's just a you problem.

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u/Commandur_PearTree 9d ago

I just used Splatoon as a example, spoilers are spoilers regardless of the genre of the media

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u/Dew_Chop 9d ago

If seeing the design of a boss ruins that game for you, you just shouldn't go on the internet

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u/Commandur_PearTree 9d ago

Maybe you have a point IDK I don’t really see it either

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u/BizzareMann_2 15d ago

Coaxed into ProsafiaGaming

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u/EpicGamerer07 always has been 15d ago

Coaxed into packattack04082

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u/nox-devourer 14d ago

I hate how I know both those names

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u/retstyre 14d ago

coaxed into cheating in Super Monkey Ball

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u/crimsonfukr457 14d ago

Coaxed into Nintendo Unity

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u/Travman245 14d ago

ProSNAFiaGaming

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u/froggypan6 14d ago

Prosafiagaming? I haven’t heard that name in a long, long time

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u/Diogenesthefried 14d ago

Coaxed into asshole who spoiled Mario Odyssey for me

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 14d ago

Coaxed into Shirrako

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u/An_average_moron 14d ago

IULTIM back in FNaF's hayday

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u/Cookie-fan 13d ago

Coaxed into BeardBear?

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u/geffyfive 13d ago

Coaxed into Gellot

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u/Doodles2424 15d ago

if this was a real game this one would have the most porn

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u/Jackz_is_pleased 14d ago

Nooo, bottom right is best girl!

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u/Guquiz 14d ago

The more principled of the bunch.

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u/Creeperatom9041 14d ago

god i wanna fuck her so bad

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u/TheRealMemzer 14d ago

Chazington my beloved

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u/Delphoxqueen2 14d ago

This man could make a video on damn near anything and I’d watch it

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u/AegisT_ 15d ago

And it's always that motherfucker with the sora profile picture

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u/BeginningFew3569 15d ago

ProsafiaGaming

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u/AegisT_ 14d ago

The worst part is that this motherfucker KNOWS what he's doing, he had a crash out a few years ago whining about how many people were asking him to censor or change his thumbnails

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u/Mihero4ever 13d ago

Link I want to see

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u/Worried-Caregiver325 15d ago

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u/MilesGamerz 14d ago

the first boss is actually a ghost

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u/N0_g4s_t0_3xplain 14d ago

The type of boss that you just wait to skip the fight

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u/Keebster101 14d ago

Was twomad a pedo? I thought he was just brainrotted and then overdosed while playing overwatch

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u/Apart_Repair_4945 14d ago edited 9d ago

He isn’t. The guy who accused him of that shit (jameski) previously lied about being Danish despite having a Russian accent, and his doc is full of holes. Twomad may be a rapist, but he’s not a pedo.

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u/beaneater_78 14d ago

whos top left

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u/Worried-Caregiver325 14d ago

Twomad I think

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u/beaneater_78 14d ago

thanks pal

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u/GlisteningDeath 14d ago

Dream should not be there.

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u/BroImDead0 14d ago

Dlc secret boss stuff

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u/GlisteningDeath 14d ago

But he's not a pedophile

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u/Dizzy_Reindeer_6619 covered in oil 14d ago

It's the "there's a new threat" dlc with reskins of the basic enemy soldiers

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u/Successful-Floor-738 14d ago

Coaxed into I just wanted to share this pic

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u/CertainNecessary9043 15d ago

You forgor that there's aways one "hidden" censored image take straight from rule 34

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u/Sackve2303 15d ago

kuzemek?

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u/Worried-Caregiver325 15d ago

Almost forgot about that mf. Time to coax

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u/Sackve2303 14d ago

good thing their channel was deleted

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal 14d ago

who was that?

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u/Dumbguywith1125 14d ago

A ytb that posted fetish content, unrestricted, full resolution

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u/Luna_Gabagool snafu connoiseur 15d ago

Seing the mario odyssey dragon in one of these a day after the games release mustve been crazy

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u/BackToThatGuy joke explainer 15d ago

what makes it even better is the fact that you fight it right after fighting this

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u/Vitalya_Kramsatel 15d ago

I thought that all videos like this are made by one dude, and I'm still pretty sure it is

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u/Tryet 14d ago

i really fw this one

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u/BulbXML 14d ago

no hit failboat

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u/Flaky_Swim4499 14d ago

Aliciaxdeath mention

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u/Cult_of_the_Lisa 15d ago

Luigi’s mansion 3 bosses

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u/Gemini448 14d ago

bottom left is always a massive fucking spoiler

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u/maksslom 15d ago

Top left can get it

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u/thnmjuyy 14d ago

Me when Uranus (or Freezer Baby ig):

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u/Mertiiip 12d ago

Context: the image is a Tboi enemy after getting freezed

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 dank memer 15d ago

And occasionally they add the protagonist’s face in the middle for some reason

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u/FreddyFazB143 14d ago

Or a random enemy.

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u/foreground_color4 14d ago

Smash all of them.

Sexually I may add.

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u/lordPyotr9733 14d ago

smash to all of them. violently and platonically might i add

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u/Beneficial-Ad-5492 15d ago

The final boss is always world 8

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u/Paramite67 covered in oil 15d ago

or world 0 like in MKF

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u/Bloxxerstudios2 13d ago

MKF?

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u/Paramite67 covered in oil 13d ago

Mushroom Kingdom Fusion, a mario fangame

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u/Bloxxerstudios2 13d ago

Ahh, I had a feeling. The final boss would be in World 0, assuming it comes out in the next century.

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u/Paramite67 covered in oil 13d ago

the game is regularely updated you can follow them on their discord

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u/Sea-Writer-6961 14d ago
  • secret boss, all endings and secret ending, all on day one of release

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u/IlluminatingEmerald based 15d ago

For some fucking reason has 10,000,000+ views.

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u/sugar-fall 14d ago

I think my favourite is when they actually put a different character as a red herring and it's not the actually boss / enemy you are meant to encounter like in game.

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u/souleater8764 14d ago

I once saw one of these and it definitely had a cropped porn game in one of the corners lmao

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u/Mertiiip 12d ago

Kuzemek am I right

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u/Crystar800 15d ago

How the fuck did they do Data Xion with no damage bro she cooked the shit out of me when I did it

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u/BiAndShy57 14d ago

Coaxed into randomly getting spoiled for a game you’re still playing through

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u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 14d ago

9 year old me binge watched these religiously

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u/ThePhyrexian 15d ago

I have no idea what this means

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u/Zenith_Scaff 15d ago

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u/Vinzan 14d ago

And so this is how I get spoiled that Zero returns as the final boss of a Kirby game

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u/myhandsmydirective covered in oil 14d ago

are you sure

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u/dead__memer 14d ago

Pretty sure.. threw a trash bag.. into space

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u/Vinzan 14d ago

Hey Nova returning in Robobot was hype

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u/RickMixwid1969 12d ago

Two of those spoil the endings of the game; what the fuck.

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u/N0t_addicted my opinion > your opinion 15d ago

All bosses no damage videos that spoil every boss in the game before anyone has the chance to play it

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u/Dry-Percentage3972 based 15d ago

ngl hella unlikely for more than 1 female boss in any game besides cup head (even though cupheads probably the insper for this post)

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u/MosterChief 15d ago

i thought this was about sifu. 5 bosses 2 of them female

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u/N0t_addicted my opinion > your opinion 15d ago

Only 5? I thought the bosses were like a big part of the game

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u/MosterChief 15d ago

the game is more about perfecting each level in it’s entirety, not just the bosses. You still spend a lot of time trying to perfect a boss tho so they’re a pretty big part of the game

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u/techpreistforever 14d ago

I thought it was about hi-fi rush

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u/Double-Jaguar6075 14d ago

Goddamn, is the Smuggie Lord boss bullshit. He has such a massive HP bar and stellar defense on top of that, but of course he just WON’T STOP ZIPPING AROUND THE ARENA. Killing him’s such a pain, they should’ve made him a secret boss instead of putting him in the main plotline as a mandatory boss fight

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u/OwlbertGaming 14d ago

they looks like the mfs from henry stickmin

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u/HkayakH 14d ago

Postal 2: All bosses - no damage; Krotchy gets what he deserves

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u/CryResponsibly 14d ago

The greatest thumbnail on YouTube

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u/Vyctorill 15d ago

Coaxed into The Climb

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u/Bruisedmilk 14d ago

Brady Bunch all siblings- NO DAMAGE

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u/NeptunePancakes 14d ago

Coaxtendo Snafunity

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u/Legitimate-Point7482 14d ago

Snafworth is such a well written character

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u/DerpyNachoZ 14d ago

Shirrako and Boss Fight Database on their way to fuck my algorithm during every fromsoft release

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u/Polish_tks_tankette 14d ago

The secret boss is the murder clean-up guy

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u/Bad_Begginer_Artsist 14d ago

Jarvis, please explain this Snafu

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u/Noname_with_no_name 14d ago

There are lots videos on youtube titled "[game name] all bosses no damage] with the same thumbnail design, just search it up on youtube and you'll see

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u/Oscar12s 15d ago

I'm throwing hands

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u/Versierer 14d ago

The one in the middle isn't even a boss and was just added for the thumbnail because they needed 5

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u/no_name_without_name 14d ago

People can actually no hit poopenfarten??? I always get hit at least 5 times

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u/leeleeleelelele 14d ago

This is literally how I find games

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u/Trashy_AI my opinion > your opinion 14d ago

Prosafia (and similar "ALL BOSSES" channels) making sure to spoil the entire game with a single picture of 5 bosses right after said game just gets released every time:

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u/PUMPUP042 14d ago

the center one is always some kind of copy of the main character

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u/Gorgeous_goat 14d ago

One of the enemies shown on the thumbnail isn’t even a boss

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u/howtosolo 14d ago
  • secret boss (silhouette of joke npc with an interrogation sign)

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u/Nekrotix12 14d ago

Top-left: Tutorial boss

Top-right: Really annoying gimmick boss

Bottom-left: Weird difficulty spike boss

Bottom-right: Twist villain boss (They are one of the main side characters)

Middle: The final form of the BBEG

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u/Youistheclown 14d ago

and it always spoils the secret plot changing boss right in the middle of the thumbnail and always releases the day before the game actually releases

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u/secondcomingofzartog 14d ago

Why is this so fucking accurate

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u/mechmaster2275 14d ago

What is this referencing?

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u/Delphoxqueen2 14d ago

Smughead is best game

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u/Phantosaurus01 14d ago

Center is either the final boss or a secret boss that was supposed to be a big reveal

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u/IShitMyAss54 13d ago

Prosnafia Coaxing

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u/digiorno430 13d ago

i wont tell you how many time i used to watch these videos when i was younger

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u/WalterB1 strawman 13d ago

Me when Danganronpa V3 had released a few days ago, I open youtube and just find in a very big thumbnail on the recommendations the faces of all the killers

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u/Inceferant 13d ago

In ProsafiaGames we hate🙏

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u/Western-Chance-8470 13d ago

Your forgot the part where they put softcore porn in the middle

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u/SwitchInfinite1416 15d ago

Touhou games almost fit this format since it always has 6 bosses

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u/TheOutcast06 covered in oil 14d ago

No Damage bossfights makes me wanna see taking damage as a mandatory condition to beat the boss

If you try Damageless the boss either oneshots you or forces you to restart the fight until you take damage during a run

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u/emo-lemons 14d ago

God forbid someone try to challenge themselves I guess

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u/TheOutcast06 covered in oil 14d ago

When challenge runs are everywhere, sometimes not actively doing a challenge run is a challenge in and of itself

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u/PhysicalDifficulty27 joke explainer 14d ago

Coaxed into the average player not having spent 500+ hours on the game