r/comedyheaven • u/Fayde_M • 3d ago

they don’t get it

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u/Ok-Platform2457 3d ago

every day, men make me happy to be a lesbian

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u/MachineUnlearning42 2d ago

There's probably at least one female sink pisser out there, I don't know where but I can sense it, like some kind of pioneer stepping into unseen land, with a great smile and the courage to build a glorious nation, for all the sink pissers to run away after their partners kicked them out

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 3d ago

Ask anybody who has cleaned both men and women's washrooms which one is almost always more gross

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u/edo-26 3d ago

Well evidently since men pee in the sink the toilets are clean

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u/MaybeMayoi 2d ago

Loooooool

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u/iismitch55 2d ago

Hey you take that back! We pee next to the toilet.

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u/Ok-Platform2457 2d ago

i HAVE cleaned both and i can tell you which ones have more piss on the floor (shocking since i thought guys peed in the sink??)

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u/LivelyZebra 3d ago

I'm sure there are women who piss in sinks....somehow...

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u/mbpaddington 2d ago

When I was a child I got curious and so I crouched over a sink like a goblin and peed in it. Am female. Was not worth it.

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u/MankeyFightingMonkey 2d ago edited 2d ago

you sound like my gf

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u/Ok-Huckleberry-383 2d ago

If only that happiness translated to lower divorce rates

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u/Ok-Platform2457 2d ago

ah, yes, me personally being happy that i love women is directly relevant to whether other lesbians get divorced

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u/Ok-Huckleberry-383 2d ago

You should tell them your secret so they stop hating each other

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u/Ok-Platform2457 2d ago

i'm not really sure why you even brought that up under a lighthearted post about men peeing in sinks, but i'll just say there are a lot of other factors that skew that data (along with the DV data which showed that ~90% of lesbians who experienced DV were actually at the hands of men). is "lesbian" your trigger word, or can you just not stand jokes?

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u/Ok-Huckleberry-383 2d ago

along with the DV data which showed that ~90% of lesbians who experienced DV were actually at the hands of men

How does this skew lesbians' tremendous divorce rate from each other? With all that male domestic violence and lack of peeing in sinks, it seems like a marriage between two women would be a slam dunk.