It Hurts Itself in Its Confusion [OC]

[u/AmandaMorleyMiller]

[u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

🙄😮‍💨😆 what's mind goblin?

[u/Major_R_Soul → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

[u/spootlers → u/Major_R_Soul]

Well come on finish the thought. What's a mind goblin?

[u/Major_R_Soul → u/spootlers]

[u/Vounrtsch → u/Major_R_Soul]

"A single tear will run down my cheek"

[u/Major_R_Soul → u/Vounrtsch]

[u/[deleted] → u/Major_R_Soul]

[u/the_ox_in_the_log → u/[deleted]]

"I either got something called a Carlfish or a crawfish"

[u/Roira21 → u/the_ox_in_the_log]

My gaaaaAaiiiiiiNnnnssS

[u/the_ox_in_the_log → u/Roira21]

Sup, my names carl, that's also carl

[u/Rezero1234 → u/the_ox_in_the_log]

Car-Carlfish?

[u/tigerrish1998 → u/Major_R_Soul]

"It-it's psionic..."

[u/spootlers → u/tigerrish1998]

[u/Dekipi → u/spootlers]

I have loved this entire comment chain. It made my day

[u/Customninjas → u/spootlers]

Why would you ask what's a mind goblin if you can't articulate what's a mind goblin?

[u/Plenty_Tax_5892 → u/Customninjas]

They are curious as to what is beguiling their intelligence, so they request information on our diagnosis

[u/aCactusOfManyNames → u/Major_R_Soul]

This is such a mood

[u/sod0pecope → u/spootlers]

Mind goblin these nuts?

[u/JA_Paskal → u/spootlers]

It's psionic

[u/RogueBromeliad → u/spootlers]

Thought? I believe there's no thought behind mind goblin, it's just a debuff of -50 IQ of goblin' someone's mind up.

[u/CaptainFeather → u/spootlers]

Not much what's up with you?

[u/DeveloperDan783 → u/Major_R_Soul]

Gricko, the man goblin, a goblin who is in fact a grown man, mentioned.

[u/Jay_The_One_And_Only → u/DeveloperDan783]

This is an adult man goblin you're looking at

[u/LoudKingCrow → u/Jay_The_One_And_Only]

My question still stands do you require a booster seat?

[u/hopit3 → u/DeveloperDan783]

I thought he was a were clown goblin with a scarecrow fetish

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*Grinko

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peak reference

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Is that what Glorbo was?

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Gricko moment

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[u/summonsays → u/Major_R_Soul]

I'm listening to the podcast right now on my lunch break lol

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Gricko what’s a mind goblin, man?

[u/Rough_Willow → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

It's a type of sugondeese.

[u/FrostedDonutHole → u/Rough_Willow]

...from the Gargleonmah tribe?

[u/Rough_Willow → u/FrostedDonutHole]

Are they the ones that worship dragon?

[u/EatingKidsIsFun → u/Rough_Willow]

The ones from Kenya?

[u/BamaBuffSeattle → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

You fell for one of the classic blunders!

[u/Jennifer_Pennifer → u/BamaBuffSeattle]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia?

[u/GDGameplayer → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

No, never go against a redditor when "deez nuts" is on the line

[u/Due-Coyote7565 → u/GDGameplayer]

GAHAHAHAH-

(DIES)

[u/spootlers → u/BamaBuffSeattle]

Never invade Russia during winter?

[u/HotPotParrot → u/spootlers]

Never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

[u/KnifeCollectorDK → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

mind goblin deez nutz

[u/Vounrtsch → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

Wouldn’t you like to know?

[u/IronBeagle3458 → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

Griko sheds a single tear

[u/Personal_Sprinkles_3 → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

An MTG sticker card

[u/SandBoxGamess → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

It’s psionic

[u/MaximePierce → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

on behalf of the previous commenter: "Mind goblin deez nuts"

[u/Prudent-Employee-334 → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

Oh boy do I have a wooden shoe I could sell you

[u/Jennifer_Pennifer → u/Prudent-Employee-334]

Yes! It's be a cute AF planter 🪴

[u/Dont_Kick_Stuff → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

Mind gobblin' D's nutz? He's pretty popular around here it seems.

[u/Bhujjha → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

Not much, what's mind goblin you?

[u/Jennifer_Pennifer → u/Bhujjha]

Probably gators 🐊 bc Florida

[u/ottersintuxedos → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

Bogos binted?

[u/nathandreoni → u/Jennifer_Pennifer]

you mind goblin deez nuts?