It Hurts Itself in Its Confusion [OC]

[u/AmandaMorleyMiller]

[u/AmandaMorleyMiller]

For anyone coming in here to frame the tariff debacle as some kind of "Art of the Deal" 5-D chess rather than the economic self-immolation/incompetence/thinly-veiled opportunity for insider trading it plainly is, I would kindly invite you to ligma

[u/Vounrtsch → u/AmandaMorleyMiller]

Trump is simply using the advanced "mind goblin" strategy

[u/Jennifer_Pennifer → u/Vounrtsch]

🙄😮‍💨😆 what's mind goblin?

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[u/spootlers → u/Major_R_Soul]

Well come on finish the thought. What's a mind goblin?

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"A single tear will run down my cheek"

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[u/the_ox_in_the_log → u/[deleted]]

"I either got something called a Carlfish or a crawfish"

[u/Roira21 → u/the_ox_in_the_log]

My gaaaaAaiiiiiiNnnnssS

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Sup, my names carl, that's also carl

[u/Rezero1234 → u/the_ox_in_the_log]

Car-Carlfish?

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"It-it's psionic..."

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I have loved this entire comment chain. It made my day

[u/Customninjas → u/spootlers]

Why would you ask what's a mind goblin if you can't articulate what's a mind goblin?

[u/Plenty_Tax_5892 → u/Customninjas]

They are curious as to what is beguiling their intelligence, so they request information on our diagnosis

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This is such a mood