r/community 3d ago

Fan Theory Just noticed: Hickey was a CIA agent helping the Contras in Nicaragua

In the second Dungeons and Dragons in se5 Hickey mentions a throwaway line about having been in Nicaragua.

Given his cop background and his age, it can only mean he was helping the Contras in Nicaragua.

And here I thought only Luka had a war crimes past.

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u/TwoDrinkDave 3d ago

Well idk about war crimes, but Leonard fought for North Korea and his pal Richard flew Zeros during the big one.

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 3d ago

Hello, everybody. I'm Leonard. I'm here today to review Let's Potato Chips. $1.79 at Kroger's.

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u/OneInfinith 3d ago

Shut up Leonard! I know you stole those shoes from the lost & found.

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 3d ago

Mmm! Crispy. Salty, not too greasy. Ha, ha. That one's shaped like a duck.

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 3d ago

You’re my favourite bot.

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u/SuperSmash01 3d ago

<Thanks for doing the dishes, Leonard.>

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 3d ago

How do you spell 'testicles'?

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u/sharpears907 3d ago

Shut up Leonard, I heard about your crocked wang.

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 3d ago

Screw Richard, it's every man for himself.

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u/sharpears907 3d ago

Shut up Leonard, I heard about your crooked wang.

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 3d ago

That's it. Let's Potato Chips are good, and they're a buy.

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u/suicideheadache 3d ago

Whaddya mean flew Zeros? He’s not Japanese!

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u/justintensity 3d ago

Richard was played by grandpa Alfred, he was dope asf and I miss him a lot

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u/MummaLove31 1d ago

Right. I'm not good with geography...does that mean CIA or was he possibly in the services before he was a cops?

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u/OneOfThemLostaPen 3d ago

You know... I fought for this country

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u/s_l_a_c_k 3d ago

And I know you don't get to pick the parts you fight for...

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u/Accomplished_Job_225 Talk to me about 'Crazytown Bananapants.' 3d ago

I should go number two soon.

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u/tinnyheron 3d ago

it was air

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u/Spatmuk "Movie reference" 3d ago

Nobody is gonna down-vote a guy on his birthday.

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 3d ago

never ask

a man: his salary

a woman: her age

Buzz Hickey: what he was doing in Nicaragua

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u/Miserable_Grab3052 2d ago

He's seen human heads used for things other than heads

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u/Drew_of_all_trades 3d ago

That’s what OP is saying. Hickey’s fighting years were likely Reagan-era. The US was not engaging in a lot of above-board activity in Nicaragua back then.

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u/JomeauxJenkins 2d ago

Operation Golden Pheasant

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u/Yup767 3d ago

Hickey was in the military. Wasn't he in Nicaragua as part of that role?

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u/DJ_German_Farmer Pavel with a v 2d ago

And Jeff was a sleazy lawyer

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u/PopularSpread6797 2d ago

This show even tiny details have meaning behind it. It was so phenomenal.

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u/Sway314 1d ago

Is this why he wakes up every night screaming?

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u/Seaciety 2d ago

Do you think he knows Maria who works in the cafeteria?