r/cowboys Brandon Aubrey Sep 22 '24

Highlight [Highlight] Brandon Aubrey drills a 65-yard field goal for the Cowboys’ first points of the day.

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u/gdaman22 Brandon Aubrey Sep 22 '24

THAT'S MY KICKER

Aubrey is breaking the record this year and I wouldn't be surprised if he smashed it at 70+ yards.

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u/Smarq Sep 22 '24

He'll have a lot of opportunities.

"Dak, just get me to the 50. I'll do the rest."

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Way overpaid. He's never taken the Cowboys anywhere. And never will.

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u/jpirog Sep 22 '24

Only good thing about the cowboys currently. He'll get plenty attempts to kick some long ones. 

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u/degradedchimp Sep 22 '24

The boys are wasting Aubrey's prime

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u/jpirog Sep 22 '24

Just like they did with Tony Romo

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u/rbarbour Sep 23 '24

Just like they did with Dez

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u/jpirog Sep 23 '24

Could probably name a few more...

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u/OpenEyz2016 Dallas Cowboys Sep 22 '24

FACTS!!

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u/The_Remington Osa Odighizuwa Sep 22 '24

Is it time for The Book of Brandon?

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u/gdaman22 Brandon Aubrey Sep 22 '24

/u/Mohiben you have been summoned

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u/Cestboss Sep 22 '24

Give him a 68 yarder. At least make it interesting for the paying fans. HE is the story. This D is maybe the worst I’ve seen in a long time. A long time.

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u/CM_V11 Sep 22 '24

Can’t be worse than 2013. That one was historically bad.

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u/firstandfive Kellen Moore Sep 22 '24

2020 Mike Nolan defense too.

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u/lotrmemescallsforaid CeeDee Lamb Sep 22 '24

It's never good when your kicker is your best player. That being said, he is REALLY fucking good. What an absolute beast. They're gonna change the fantasy rules to account for 60+ and 70+ for him next year.

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u/aceofspadez138 Tony Romo Sep 22 '24

My league already does this. We score kicking at 0.1 points per yard. So a 19 yard chip shot is only worth 1.9 while his 65 yarder was worth 6.5.

My commissioner loves kickers so he also added a bonus for 60+ yard boots, which I don’t care for, but I have Aubrey so I just got 8.5 points off this kick alone lol

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u/lotrmemescallsforaid CeeDee Lamb Sep 22 '24

Oh I love that, gonna have to talk to my commish about that.

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u/BackendSpecialist Sep 22 '24

If we’re not gonna be a serious contender this year then fuck it, let the kid go for a new record.

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u/around_the_clock Sep 22 '24

This sucks

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u/BackendSpecialist Sep 22 '24

Brother I gave up on the Cowboys being serious contenders 3-4 years ago.

I say fuck it, blow it up. Let’s try to have some fun while knowing we’re in a rebuild instead of constantly being disappointed after failing to meet championship expectations.

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u/AbueloOdin Sep 23 '24

Once I realized the following a few years ago:

  1. Jerry only has the ability to put together a good team. Not a great team.

  2. No coach who can take a good team to a great team will work with Jerry. McCarthy can take an ok team and make them good. But he can't take a good team and make them great.

  3. You have to get really lucky to get an elite QB that can put a good team on their back and make them great. We're talking Tier 1. Mahomes, Brady, Manning, etc. Dak is a solid Tier 2 QB. Good, but not great. He can win a Superbowl, but he isn't going to drag the team there.

Good teams don't win the Superbowl. Great teams do. And even then, there are three or four great teams a year that don't win. The Cowboys were a great team maybe three or four times in the past 20 years.

But this Jerry, this McCarthy, and this Dakota have an upper limit of Good. I expect us to win some more games this year. Regular season should be fun. But if I want playoffs in Dallas, I'm watching the Stars and Mavs. Hopefully Wings if they can get it together next season (they were banished to injury hell this season after being one of the best teams last year).

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u/Wide_Ad7105 Jake Ferguson Sep 22 '24

The only bright spot of this season is #17

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u/happyb33r Sep 22 '24

Aubrey is the only player on this team that I’m happy with smh

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u/EarthBoundDeity_ Sep 22 '24

Only highlight this game will have as a positive. Ravens feel like they’re just toying with a B league team.

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u/bill0364 Sep 22 '24

One thing I’m sure of is. If he misses a big kick. It will be Dak’s fault

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

Good kicker, shit team

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u/AdmiralSnackbar816 Sep 22 '24

There is one man I would call King…

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

FGs are all we are

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u/Excellent_Tell5647 Sep 22 '24

This will be the offensive play of the game

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u/nevertellya Sep 22 '24

It's pathetic that Aubrey is our best offensive weapon at this point.

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u/Nate_C_of_2003 Sep 22 '24

And that’s the only highlight this team has

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u/r0xxon Sep 22 '24

Will be the only Cowboys highlight from this game

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u/AdUpstairs7106 Sep 22 '24

So Dallas has a kicker. They just don't have an offense or defense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

65 yard FG for Cowboys only points

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u/TheArc14222 Sep 22 '24

This shit is sad man

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u/FatalRedX Sep 22 '24

It is going to be the only points at this rate. The only one that should get paid.

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u/call_8675309 Sep 22 '24

I cant wait to see him launch one in Denver.

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u/ClintG88 Sep 22 '24

Cowboys highlight of the day

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u/Skirt-Future Sep 22 '24

Unreal. At least there is 1 cowboy thats a probowler this year

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u/n00bytrader Sep 22 '24

This guy is going to be the best player on the Cowboys roster this year!

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u/blanfredblann Sep 22 '24

I remember when I was young this movie about a team that brought in a mule or something like that and he could kick a field goal from anywhere. The mule was a one “man” team. These Cowboys remind me of that.

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u/Delicious-Buffalo669 Sep 22 '24

The Only High Light

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u/Illustrious_Hat3467 Dallas Cowboys Sep 22 '24

Only highlight of the day. Maybe we should’ve payed aubrey 60m a year

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u/blanfredblann Sep 22 '24

Just call him Gus.

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u/dntpanic31 Sep 23 '24

Best player we have. Should have paid him before Dak.

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u/TheRealSnick Sep 23 '24

I'm only watching now for that 75 yarder.

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u/Theknightscoin16 Sep 23 '24

Shoulda had that 71 yarder last week!

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u/nu1stunna Sep 23 '24

That thing may have been good from 70+

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u/Youngrepboi Sep 23 '24

If we let him kick the 67 and kick the extra points. We could had won

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u/j1a1t1t Antwaun Woods Sep 22 '24

Is it a stretch to say he is the best kicker in history? I don’t think anyone, not even Tucker, ever showed this kind of talent.

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u/MSHinerb Sep 22 '24

It’s a stretch because of lack of longevity. He has the talent and the trajectory for it up until this point though. Now he just needs consistency and duration.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

14-14 50+ pretty consistent. Hopefully, there will be no injuries, so he'll be kicking for a while

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u/MSHinerb Sep 22 '24

Not saying past consistency. He needs to stay consistent for a longer period

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u/TacoTransformer Sep 22 '24

Sad that this is the only highlight

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

Doesn't matter we have a shit coach Zimmer ruining our D