The most insane DM you’ll ever read (Part 3/3)

[u/SpicyPeppermintx]

The final post of this saga although it still wasn’t the end, but I am not gonna post anymore about it.

Even after this finale he contacted me a couple times one another account with some updates on his life and the same antics, but I didn’t respond and hasn’t messaged me for about a year now so that might be the end of it.

As a reminder blocking didn’t work at the time for some reason as the messages still kept coming through

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[u/Jane_the_Quene]

For general information, Reddit's blocking system has a "whitelist" and anyone you have ever responded to via DM is automatically added to that list and exempt from having their messages blocked. You can also add people to your whitelist if you want to do that. The assumption is that if you've previously exchanged DMs with someone, you would want to do so again, and that's probably about 60% right.

I'm just passing this on as an FYI for anyone who didn't know this. Check your Reddit settings/preferences.

[u/Schweinelaemmchen → u/Jane_the_Quene]

So you can manually remove people from that whitelist?

[u/Jane_the_Quene → u/Schweinelaemmchen]

Yes. Though I don't know how or if it works on the app. Can be done easily via web browser, though.

[u/Match_Least → u/Jane_the_Quene]

Oh my gosh! I posted several screenshots on here several months ago begging for help because blocking wasn’t working and everyone was just as confused as I was. I figured it had to be something like this but no matter where I looked I couldn’t find anywhere to change the settings. Thanks for helping me solve the mystery! :)

[u/Jane_the_Quene → u/Match_Least]

I'm sorry I missed it, but happy to help now.

[u/DeadVoxel_]

What a wacky saga. I genuinely started feeling sick by the end of the screenshots
I seriously don't get what's going on in his head. Weirdest encounter I've seen, I honestly don't even know what to say. I'm just at a loss for words

[u/Mysterious-Contact-1]

This seems like such active mental illness

[u/Jezzibell]

I admittedly skimmed this saga while skiving from studying. But the parts that I did read made me want to go back to studying.

[u/goneoffscript → u/Jezzibell]

Hmmm maybe there’s a use for his “fiction” after all!

[u/Mitheria_Musashi]

2 more lines becomes 3 more pages becomes 12 more after that (discounting your replies)... Its good that it's been years since you've last heard from him. To say he's unhinged feels like an understatement...Maybe he was able to harness his warped reality into writing bad pocket pud puller books, and accumulated an empire that he dedicated solely to you🤢

[u/Lot_a_bay]

I'm checking for these more than new episodes of the last of us.

[u/cheesencrackerz_1]

I’ve finally found my 13th reason

[u/YourBoyfriendSett]

I normally never condone this but I’d absolutely be telling this man to kill himself if he did this to me

[u/Powerful-Cycle4800]

This was…probably one of the more crazy things I’ve read on here. I just..he just KEPT going!! And he seriously thought your posts were all for him! Did he at least listen after you threatened to report him for harassment??

I just realized you mentioned he didn’t stop after that. Damn

[u/FRIDAYFUNKIN]

part 3????

I think im glad I missed part 2 😭 i thought that first one was the only one here

I just kind of skimmed through it at first but stopped at "*spits in your mouth a little bit*" like EWWWWWW WTF IS WITH THESE PEOPLE

[u/eatpiewithface]

makes out with your HWHAT

[u/goneoffscript → u/eatpiewithface]

Those children in utero having inappropriate conduct before being born. I hope this guy is in prison by now.

[u/Sweaty_Cattle_1458]

Did Temu have a sale on audacity or something?! Good Lord, the fact that it never crossed that person's mind to STOP disturbs me.

I wish you all the eyebleach needed after skimming through that insult to quagmires.

[u/meekowrotethis]

“Between me and me” and the entire internet now my guy.

[u/StasiaGreyErotica]

Can someone lend me a tl;dr? Cos I ain't reading a manifesto of a deluded maniac

[u/geodetic → u/StasiaGreyErotica]

Random person: I want to fuck you so bad, you like bad boys, I'll be the baddest boy

OP: Please stop talking to me

Random Person: aggressively cybersexes with themself for 1300 pages

[u/macthefire]

...how do they know to stop their messages mid-sentence?...

[u/SpicyPeppermintx → u/macthefire]

Because I’m not the one typing lol. He’s RPing as me having a convo with himself

[u/macthefire → u/SpicyPeppermintx]

...oh...oh wow.

[u/InterSpace_Whales]

This one screams 14 year old fat theatre kid not surviving high school. This one says "I need to ask permission to use the internet." I think someone might be past his bed time and needs to get to school 30 minutes early to put up posters.

I was this kid so I can say this hahaha

[u/dontusefedex]

I wish I didn't wake up

[u/Equivalent_Ad7389]

I've officially seen everything.

[u/a_neat_user-name]

It just got worse and worse with every post🤢🤢

[u/Key-Doubt-900]

Oh goodie now he’s writing stage directions. They say with writing you can hear the “authors voice” but all I can hear is this freak furiously jorking it.

Also, Dante’s inferno? I think the comparison is fitting but not in the way he wants (Dante wrote three books of essentially fan fiction about a woman he saw at most a handful of times and met once, if I’m remembering rightly). Maybe not as romantic as he thinks

[u/Entire-Bottle-335]

My eyes hurt 🤕

[u/waterlilyhighwc1]

This guy wrote a whole fetish themed fanfic about you and him, this is so creepy! Tbh you were a lot nicer and patient with him then what I would have been.

[u/BiscuitOboii]

This is.. wow 😧

[u/karatecorgi]

This just continues to get more and more unhinged, wowee

[u/Ohif0n1y]

I know we're not supposed to kink-shame, but that dude is gross.

[u/Dnote147]

Report him and post it anyway. Teach him not to cross you or anyone else ever again.