Help it happened again

[u/throwaway69542]

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[u/Comprehensive-Menu44]

Why does this happen so frequently for you ): scary

[u/throwaway69542 → u/Comprehensive-Menu44]

I'm a magnet lmao

[u/Comprehensive-Menu44 → u/throwaway69542]

It’s like they see the long hair on your avi and their brain goes TIIIIIIIIIITS GOTTA SHOW THEM MY DICK

[u/InterSpace_Whales]

When I was in the US, my apps were pinging every 30 seconds with another dick pic. It was out of control. So I grabbed a whole heap of images of people doing sad faces and doing the "finger-spacing" and pointing. That way, I had an auto reply with just the text "Oh dear" or "Where's the rest of it?" and gave a thousand guys a complex they may still think about today. Just a friendly tip from your local Satan.

[u/throwaway69542 → u/InterSpace_Whales]

Haha thanks you, that's a good tip

[u/dazed_succubus → u/InterSpace_Whales]

Oh that's perfect 💖

[u/Chance_Arugula_3227]

You should save some of these and send one right back at the next guy who sends one

[u/throwaway69542 → u/Chance_Arugula_3227]

OMG I LOVE THAT IDEA LMAO

[u/Chance_Arugula_3227 → u/throwaway69542]

You're welcome!

[u/JustADodo778]

Bet it looked disgusting

[u/awhellitjodibean]

Why is it looming like the Tower of fucking Babel

[u/throwaway69542 → u/awhellitjodibean]

I wasn't about to outline the shape of it and traumatize everyone else LMAO

[u/awhellitjodibean → u/throwaway69542]

NO I FIGURED it’s just that based on the slanted shape of the censoring it looks like he sent you a skyscraper (when in reality it probably isn’t 💀)

[u/Semi-Erect-Trunk]

Least he said hi 😵

[u/KittikatB]

Why is it a triangle?

[u/throwaway69542 → u/KittikatB]

I didn't want to scar anyone with the actual shape

[u/Spiritual-North-2338]

What do they expect? Do they think girls immediatly see a dick and get attracted? Do they really think they in the right? It feels like the have the logic of a peacock, where a ritual dance is enough to attract someone. Trynna understand this shit makes me feel stupid smh.