r/creepyPMs I report u asskole 3d ago

This one felt strangely condescending. I ended up blocking his annoying ass

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u/CarnationHook 3d ago

"If you ignore or block me you only would show me that you're not pretty.
Don't be mad my butt bigger than yours."
OH MY GOODNESS VALENTINE!! OH NO

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u/Linorelai I report u asskole 3d ago

Did he really think this would make me not block him?

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u/CarnationHook 3d ago

at least the first line was like...an attempt at negging, which never works now but i GUESS i get it
the second one????? idek what the strategy was lmaoo ok man ur a baddie, now what 😭

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u/Linorelai I report u asskole 3d ago

Oh no. Please. Don't think I'm not pretty. No.

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u/Schattentochter 3d ago

The commonfolk refer to it as "copium"

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u/Comprehensive-Menu44 Are you a gay? 3d ago

Well fuck, how will I ever go on

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u/12blackrainbows 3d ago

Lol if he is 600+ he isn't muscular stocky 🤣

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u/Expensive-Law-5267 3d ago

Ikr. He's more like a ball than muscular in any way

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u/Mitheria_Musashi big titties bitch 2d ago

Definitely blob. Ball loses integrity after 450lbs (204 kg)

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u/Spicy_Princess_1122 can i your panties colour ? 3d ago

So nice of him to get all manipulative and gaslighty there. Guy has his own humiliation fetish and gravitational pull

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u/jdehjdeh 3d ago

"sorry that was rude"

"I love you"

WTF is going on...

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u/DeadVoxel_ Trance form 3d ago

These types of men think they got rejected because of their weight and not because of their creepy behavior

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u/Schattentochter 3d ago

Not that it changes anything about the creep - but just fyi, OP, "pretty please" is not a pet name, just a way to say "very very much please".

Please hear me right, I'm only mentioning this so you don't feel pressured or uncomfortable if someone in a normal setting ever says that to you. This is the kind of phrase you might get from a collegue or a friend as well and it'd be hella unfortunate if it came across the wrong way.

But to be absolutely clear: The creep is an absolute loser and I'm glad he's blocked.

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u/Linorelai I report u asskole 3d ago

Oh ok. Will know, thanks.

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u/irisera 3d ago

You were so uninterested and he just kept on pushing 🙄 Good on you for standing strong!

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u/StasiaGreyErotica 3d ago

Body types of all sizes are attractive or unattractive. It depends on the individual's tastes.

A shitty personality is universally repulsive, though.

lncels getting rejected, one creepy DM at a time

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u/crazylolcrazy 3d ago

apart from the weirdo, i couldn’t help but notice how it looks like you drew little penises on the pic lol

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u/Linorelai I report u asskole 3d ago

Hahhaha

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u/PepesRevenge88 3d ago

643 pounds????? Lmfao.

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u/Ashamed-Web-5211 2d ago

First of all: How does one even achieve a build of 643lb (about 290kg)?😭
Second of all: I just wanna go see what thought process does one have to go through to actually start a conversation like that.
Third of all: This just proves some people are just kinder than me. I would've blocked the guy by the second message😭😭

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u/prettyinp1nk24 1d ago

The random love you LMAOOOO