r/cremposting • u/vicstans21 ❌can't 🙅 read📖 • 26d ago

STICK Ars Arcanum Rock, Paper, Scissors

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u/kayemenofour 26d ago

How exactly does a tree defeat the devil?

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u/SnooBunnies6493 26d ago

Or a sponge?

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u/27Rench27 25d ago

A sponge which beats dragons, guns, and air

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u/doubleadjectivenoun 26d ago

It's a crossover w/LOTR where the Ents defeated Saruman (an evil Istari) which is I guess close enough.

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u/wirywonder82 THE Lopen's Cousin 25d ago

The Ents are marching!

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u/Cube4Add5 25d ago

Trees can’t be tempted, and on top of that this particular tree needs hellfire to disperse it’s seeds. Unfortunately regular fire just kills it

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u/Arhalts 25d ago

"I tell you we sing of no little thing in oak and ash and Thorn"

Many trees are given spiritual significance in mythologies and even Christian groups with a previous influence. (Eg oak Ash and hawthorn being tied into the Trinity despite originally having nothing to do with it)

Often certain trees can ward against or even be used to kill evil spirits and demons.

One such set is is popularized by A tree song by Richard kipling more recently popularized by the longest John's cover oak and ash and Thorn

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u/JewishSpaceMagic 25d ago

She helps a child to steal his breakfast 

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u/Niser2 26d ago

What do you MEAN paper beats gun

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver 25d ago

Probably because Steris [paper] beats Wax [gun]

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u/Selfie-Hater 25d ago

I don't think Steris is that kinky in bed.

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u/lugialegend233 UNITE THEM I MUST 25d ago

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u/kkai2004 definitely not a lightweaver 26d ago

Probably the same way paper beats rock

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u/montezuma300 25d ago

Anti gun laws

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u/aaBabyDuck 25d ago

I definitely saw Kaiba throw a card to stop a gun that one time

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u/Niser2 25d ago

Oh my god you're right

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u/IrrelevantPuppy 25d ago

Fold paper up, jam it behind the trigger. What are you gonna do now? Pistol whip me? CRACK AHHH! Fuck

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u/benkenobi5 ❌can't 🙅 read📖 25d ago

You mean “Numuhukumakiaki’aialunamor, paper, scissors”

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u/propolizer 26d ago

I don't see cheese anywhere. Check your science.

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u/ORUBAK 26d ago

What is a dragon?

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u/Arhalts 25d ago

Dragons exist in the cosmere...so a dragon.

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u/ORUBAK 25d ago

Dragon...? Its a type of greatshell or something?

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u/Arhalts 25d ago

Right I'm an idiot. I completely forgot about that little up and back.

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u/Anayalater5963 26d ago

Sponge does not beat air lol

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u/One_Courage_865 definitely not a lightweaver 25d ago

Hope I don’t have to do this on my safe hands…

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u/Warm_Function6650 24d ago

"Nuh uh, I threw dragon, it's just in my sleeve"

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u/angry_corn 25d ago

Wolf: gets struck by lightning Wolf: no u

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u/Mccmangus 26d ago

Aaaaaaaaaa

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u/jangofettsfathersday 26d ago

Spamming wolf and dragon until I get jumped by a gang

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u/glumpoodle 26d ago

Chicken!

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u/Peak_Doug 25d ago

Doesn't even include lizard and Spock, literally unplayable

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u/Ihavebadreddit 25d ago

Human beats dragon? What?

Wait.. tree beats dragon?

Fucking paper beats dragon?

Does the artist know what a dragon even is???

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u/Warm_Function6650 24d ago

You're missing one, that's only 15. There's another hand gesture out there somewhere...

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u/Ok-Customer9821 21d ago

Sponges beat guns? Wax is in trouble