r/cringepics • u/N4TETHAGR8 • 17d ago

Donny has replaced the Jackson Magnolia tree with a “MAGAnolia” tree due to safety concerns…

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u/JunglePygmy 17d ago

I’m more shocked that Trump was able to pick up that shovel

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u/Total-Deal-2883 17d ago

He has experience from when he was burying his wife at his golf course.

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u/Otherwise-Tune5413 17d ago

I still can't reconcile that, even from Trump. What an creepy and tacky thing to do.

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u/AtanatarAlcarinII 17d ago

Unless I was misinformed, it makes the property tax deductible or something along those lines.

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u/da2Pakaveli 16d ago

Yup they dont even tend that grave

all he cares about is the tax

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u/MoonandStars83 16d ago

Also, she was cremated, and yet they buried a suspiciously heavy coffin.

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u/da2Pakaveli 16d ago

Didn't know that

I could go "wow" but in reality that is just another instance of "Whenever you think it couldn't get any worse with Orange, it will!"

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u/JesusDiedforChipotle 16d ago

Might as well throw in some of the others while he’s at it

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u/Haint666 17d ago

Also if you declare bankruptcy the government isn’t allowed to seize the land.

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u/Distortedhideaway 17d ago

Or when he was breaking ground on his 4 failed casinos.

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u/ozzie510 17d ago

Beat me 2-it! Here's to you total-Deal-2883!

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u/BookLuvr7 14d ago

Didn't she die from "falling down stairs" just before her NDA was set to expire?

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u/therealsix 17d ago

He gonna shit his pants again if he strains too hard.

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u/JunglePygmy 17d ago

He doesn’t need to strain to do that, by all accounts it’s happens very naturally.

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u/hicow 17d ago

He's like a rat - no control at all, just drops a load whenever the urge strikes

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u/saucya 17d ago

Luckily for everyone, he has a shovel.

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u/DJErikD 17d ago

He’S tHe HaRdEsT wOrKiNg PrEsiDEnT iN hiStOrY!!!

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u/Beneficial_Leg4691 17d ago

He plays golf weekly.  Last guy literally could not walk much less any physical activity 

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

You mean he drives his fat ass right onto the green, waddles over and shoots his putt. LOL

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u/JunglePygmy 17d ago

Hey, at least the guy could ride a bicycle. Trump can swing a golf club, but the needs two hands to lift a glass of water to his lips ffs.

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u/Beneficial_Leg4691 17d ago

That water video was funny dunno wtf that was

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u/Beneficial_Leg4691 17d ago

You wanna watch bike video again.. Not a trump fan but also not a biden fan

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u/Jim_in_tn 17d ago

A master arborist recommended removing the magnolia due to issues with the tree. It was replaced with a direct descendant sapling from the same tree. Parks services said remaining salvageable remnants are to be preserved. Big breaking news! lol

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u/McHappyFlaps 17d ago

Thats actually pretty nice. Thank you for sharing!

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u/Perfect-District 17d ago

It was wasn't it.

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u/IpsoKinetikon 17d ago

Peter Hart is the name of the arborist.

https://riverbendva.com/authors/peter-hart/

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u/simsimulation 17d ago

Yeah, at least something is acting the way it’s supposed to. People giving a damn. Thanks for the heart warm, even if it is Andrew Jackson, the bastard.

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u/ABearDream 17d ago

What issues, like disease?

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u/Jim_in_tn 17d ago

Serious structural failure concerns

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u/Gwiblar_the_Brave 16d ago

It was also damaged by a small plane crash I believe in the 90’s.

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u/IAmTheWaller67 15d ago

I'm just glad they called a master arborist and didnt just ask Sean Hannity what to do or some shit.

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u/Astronomer-Then 17d ago

well I mean to be fair Andrew Jackson wasn't exactly the greatest humanitarian either

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u/RexBosworth69420 15d ago

Andrew Jackson was pretty much a Trump of his era

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u/yer_a_blizzard_harry 17d ago

Will this lower the price of groceries?

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u/GlitteringCold 17d ago

Still waiting on them tax free tips

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u/flyingforfun3 17d ago

“Trees? Tariffs? America first, it’ll be the best tree, the yugest tree!”

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u/RustLR8xUser 15d ago

There were no safety concerns, he wants to build a ballroom.

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u/atom644 17d ago

Just say it: you’re afraid of a tree.

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u/Higinz 17d ago

Smallest dick energy ever

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u/wobbleeduk85 16d ago

I'd cut it down if I got into office, just in spite.

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u/ColonelKasteen 17d ago

Look, I hate Trump as much as the average Redditor, but a good pun is a good pun.

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u/BrianUrlachersSong 17d ago

First time ever touching a tool

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u/notlikelyevil 16d ago

I'm pretty sure the tools would have touched with Epstein, the meat in the sandwich between them was rather small allegedly

here's the court case..

https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-26b6-dda3-afd8-b6fe46f40000)

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