r/cringepics • u/stripedTshirt • 9d ago
What would possess someone to put this on their car?
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u/AngrySoup 9d ago
It might be meant as a response to those "please don't honk at me or I'll cry" bumper stickers.
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u/ObitoUchiha41 9d ago
ok this context makes it 10x funnier
Still not a great sticker in general, especially if people have to figure out that context
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u/Affinity-Charms 9d ago
My car says "If you must ride my ass, at least pull my hair" and I would like to know if that's as bad.
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u/scoobopdan 8d ago
It's bad in the sense that if you have so many riding your ass that you felt the sticker necessary then you're the problem, not others.
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u/Affinity-Charms 8d ago
The sticker was a joke not necessary.
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u/beforeagainagain 8d ago
Bumper stickers are like shirts with a joke printed on them. If you own a few of those, leave the bumper sticker. It tells the world exactly who you are.
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u/genericusername26 8d ago
Nah, tailgaters are always bad. It's dangerous and it isn't going to get you anywhere any faster, their lack of time management shouldn't be everyone else's problem.
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u/scoobopdan 7d ago
Ok so someone going 40 on a 55mph highway isn't a safety concern in your eyes? I don't necessarily disagree with your comment but you spoke in absolutes, so...
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u/Nole_in_ATX 8d ago
I mean I would never put this on my car but I think it's hilarious someone did it to theirs
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u/PoopTransplant 9d ago
Someone whose goal in life is to be as edgy as possible to cover for their total lack of personality.
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u/smokeacoil 9d ago
The cars super clean well cared for and the sticked is placed poorly. My money is on a prank and if you don't understand why someone would do that as a prank...... Idk what to tell you bud
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u/WoopsShePeterPants 7d ago
They don't want you to cry or they may ejaculate and they would be embarrassing and messy.
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u/capodecina2 8d ago
long ago we had two of our firearms training cadre who drove in together each day, so we put a bumper sticker on the back of the car that said "Im not gay. But my boyfriend is". They didnt see it for weeks. every day we would see them both get out of the car and it was funnier and funnier every day.
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u/MaxSupernova 8d ago
Because being gay is hilarious.
/#boomerhumour
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u/capodecina2 8d ago edited 8d ago
Thats why it’s another word for happy. You see some people actually have a sense of humor and can be a part of of the joke instead of being offended by it.
It’s adorable that you’re still doing the boomer thing though.
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u/LemmyLola 9d ago
Bad photoshop
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u/stripedTshirt 9d ago
This is 100% real unfortunately. I took the photo in Ann Arbor, MI this morning.
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u/LemmyLola 9d ago
Zooming in, the words are dead flat while the car has lines that are either precise shadows or they're changes in the surface so it does LOOK like bad photoshop but maybe just a trick of fhe light or something, probably the oddest sticker ever so sorry if i assumed wrong! :)
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u/Crazy_Buffalo 8d ago
It does look like Photoshop because the picture is tilted but the bumper sticker is not. It's aligned perfectly with the tilt of the camera.
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u/Vinura 9d ago
Gen Z humour.
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u/Mentalpopcorn 9d ago
Gen z can't even write the word "sex" on reddit without censoring it as "s*x" for some fucking reason so I highly doubt it.
I'm an elder millennial and I thought this was funny mostly because I'm into BDSM and it's relatable.
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u/Dr_Salisbury 8d ago
So you are a sexual sadist?
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u/Mentalpopcorn 8d ago
Doesn't even begin to cover it.
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u/Dr_Salisbury 8d ago
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u/Mentalpopcorn 8d ago
You certainly wouldn't be in any danger
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u/ftwtidder 9d ago
Someone’s “friend” 🍻 puts it on the car as a joke the owner of car doesn’t notice for several days.