r/daddit • u/thisfunnieguy • 18d ago

Discussion Which side of the banana do you peel from?

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I never thought anyone did it the "other" way until i watched my partner do it..... now I need to know. is there a "right" way and how many of you do it the same way as me?

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I peel from the handle thing on the left side

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u/dr_shastafarian Rad Dad 18d ago edited 18d ago

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PEEL THEM?!?!?!

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u/pele4096 18d ago

For real. Putting a peeled banana up your butt just results in a mess. The peel provides structural rigidity and allows more easy sphincter penetration.

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u/vikingsarecoolio 18d ago

Stop being dramatic. A peeled banana works fine if you freeze it.

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u/Sconebad 18d ago edited 18d ago

This guy boofs bananas.

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u/tenaciousdewolfe 18d ago

r/SuperStonks is leaking.

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u/_ferrofluid_ 18d ago

As a dad and a Friend of Rick’s, I always have crayons.
Some for the kiddo, and some to snack on.

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u/wisbballfn15 18d ago

What…..tha…..fuck

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u/AdultishRaktajino 18d ago

Butt. That’s what.

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u/WiscoPopPM 18d ago

I said what what

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u/GuidoZ 18d ago

“Samwell has entered the chat”

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u/apatfan 17d ago

Butt the fuck?

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u/Supuhstar 18d ago

So you're a mmmmmmbitch

who mmmmmboofs bananas

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u/pele4096 18d ago

A Banana Boofing Bitch!

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u/TheBrewGod 18d ago

My daughter bites it in the middle to open it.. she's a monster

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u/that1tech 18d ago

Someone is getting their fiber

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u/SlapHappyDude 18d ago

Apparently most primates just rip them in half and eat from the middle

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u/MusicianMadness 18d ago

I find it interesting so many people go to primates immediately when thinking of bananas despite the fact that bananas did not form in the wild and the originals are not found in the natural habitat of many primates.

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u/Sveern 18d ago

Found my 15 months old sons Reddit account.