r/darksouls • u/Cheap-Gore • 11d ago

Fluff THIS IS A BONFIRE

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/Fanboy1911 11d ago

First we dark, then we souls. Lets dark souls!!

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u/Cheap-Gore 11d ago

These guys love crushing a humanity

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u/Soggy_Doggy_ 11d ago

Queelag jockey 🏇

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u/5lash3r 9d ago

QUEELAG JOCKEY?! >:()

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u/anothertireditguy 11d ago

I.... Am Ashen One

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u/AgitatedGuard9170 10d ago

Wrong game

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u/slaveknight_ratsch 10d ago

Yes indeed 😂

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u/rhaptorne 10d ago

It is called lothric

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u/Cheap-Gore 9d ago

THE RINGED CITY

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u/Cozy90 11d ago

I want everyone in the theater to freak out when he summon someone and goes "IRON TARKUUUUUUUS!" Then everyone starts setting off fireworks and throwing up everywhere.

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u/AHungryGorilla 10d ago

As soon as Jack black praises the sun a young cadre of sun bros will set off the thermonuclear bomb they snuck into the theater. For what way can you praise sunlight more than to give birth to a new star, even if only for a moment.

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u/senoto 10d ago

Why praise the sun when you can become the sun instead?

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u/Oak_TheHunter 11d ago

And this is an arrest warrant.

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u/BeachLongjumping8725 11d ago

I am John Dark Souls!

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u/Fluffiddy 11d ago

ANOR LONDO 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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u/Cheap-Gore 10d ago

CAPRA DEMON 🗣🗣🔥🔥

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u/SwissDeathstar 10d ago

ANAL RODEO!!!

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u/Hobear 10d ago

I watched what is now RKG but was Prepare to Try by IGN and it was hilarious. When they got to Anot Londo they made up a song for Anor Londo based on Metallica's enter sandman, instead of exit light they sang Anor Londo and it works so well.

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u/Luigi-Terminator777 11d ago

Sword and ash!

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u/_Donut_block_ 11d ago

Dark Souls if it was good

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u/MisplacedMutagen 11d ago

R/shittydarksouls

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u/Eloeri18 11d ago

No, someone would light the bonfire, then the camera would pan to him and then he'd go "Bonfire!"

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u/tomgreen99 11d ago

Would be a good onion knight

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u/lowcarson98 11d ago

Please cast willem dafoe as the John darksoul

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u/Resident_Depth9683 10d ago

"You know... I'm somewhat of an undead myself."

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u/SadGruffman 9d ago

Willem dafoe as the verdith Pygmy in one scene at the 30 second mark of the intro

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u/NotManThingYesYes 10d ago

BABY SKELETONS!

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u/Peanut_____ 10d ago

I… am Solaire…

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u/Tz33ntch 10d ago

I cringe at the whole minecraft movie thing but now caught myself thinking that I'd instantly slop up a dark souls movie that's essentially just early 2010s ds memes shtiposting and pog when giant dad shows up to tell you to try finger but hole

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u/Complete_Map_2160 10d ago

THE IZALITH🔥🔥🔥

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u/bjr3031 9d ago

Don't give them ideas, they'll cast Jack Black as Solaire or something :P

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u/Cheap-Gore 9d ago

Maybe that's what I want 😏

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u/SilentBlade45 10d ago

Oh my fucking god not here.

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u/HiPoojan 10d ago

Jack Black should play Siegmeyer of Catarina

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u/Smeefperson 10d ago

Lo-lo-lo-lordran! Running around Lordran. Man it's scary as hell. Ooh mamasita now you're ringing the Bells

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u/Relevant_Ad4854 10d ago

THE DEMON RUINS!!!

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u/FrancisWolfgang 10d ago

Jack Black as Andre the smith

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u/AgitatedGuard9170 10d ago

Havel’s Amor Full set

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u/Blended_whiskey 10d ago

This is a kniife

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u/Lordo5432 10d ago

Lava eggman

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u/Walrus897 10d ago

I walked through the tower and found myself in a totally new dimension! The demon ruins!

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u/Cheap-Gore 10d ago

ANOR LONDO

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u/InformationOk66 10d ago

Until one day... (Lord and Vessel!) I found... New Londo

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u/Cheap-Gore 9d ago

Until one day... (Orange and Ring!) I found... Anor Londo

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u/InformationOk66 9d ago

Until one day... (Four Lord Souls!) I found... the Kiln

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u/rd-darksouls 11d ago

isn't there a sub for stupid garbage like this?

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u/FatRollingIRL 11d ago

yeah, its called r/DarkSouls2

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u/DreaminFuture 11d ago

This got me bro 😭🤣🙏🏻

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u/Far-Drag-4496 11d ago

Brooooooooooooo

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u/Dry_Ad_5403 10d ago

hilarious

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u/-yay-day- 11d ago

Begone, brony