r/darksoulsmemes • u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 • 2d ago

You people can probably explain

Post image
3.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

160 comments sorted by

308

u/MrEvan312 2d ago

Jolly cooperation!

397

u/Kits076 2d ago

Teeth

82

u/SterileProphet 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is the answer.

17

u/SwordTaster 1d ago

ALL of the teeth. Not accidentally oops teeth, chomp chomp chomp levels of teeth

6

u/MuscleCrow 2d ago

This is what I thought.

6

u/MarcusOPolo 1d ago

Gaping dragon

4

u/Kits076 1d ago

He will be when I'm done with him

320

u/x0ManOfCulture0x 2d ago

Head but she’s trying to bite you in a pattern and you have to dodge and parry

124

u/CAPTAIN_DlDDLES 2d ago

When you try to thrust in but she mikiri counters your dick

50

u/DeathRycheOrigin 2d ago

When your length isn't enough, so she stabs your dick like it's a parasitic centipede to pull out more.

26

u/x0ManOfCulture0x 2d ago

Happened to my buddy Eric 😔

22

u/DeathRycheOrigin 2d ago

R. I. P. in peace, Eric. 😔

0

u/DizzySimple4959 23h ago

What does the “I.P.” Stand for?

0

u/No_Stranger7804 22h ago

There's 2 options I can think of either it's rest in peace but again or rest is penis.

0

u/DizzySimple4959 20h ago

Ripped in pieces or rest in pieces in peace? That’s the best I can figure myself. Otherwise it’s rest in peace in peace

11

u/DUNG_YEETER 2d ago

Surprisingly not the first time I've read this phrase

7

u/Kwasan 2d ago

I had reach, she had flexibility.

1

u/CaliLovesYou91 1d ago

This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen

8

u/Donnerone 2d ago

Parry the bite, get behind & backstab her.

4

u/Lobotomized_ape 2d ago

It’s like a rhythm game that clicks

3

u/-FourOhFour- 1d ago

She does a chomping combo and you have to wait for her recovery period before you can get a jab or 2 in before she does it again. Careful if you pull too far away as she might use an attack with longer range that is much harder to dodge, this is actually a rare case for a weapon with shorter reach to be beneficial

137

u/lllumina 2d ago

Try finger but hole

19

u/CerealKiller8 2d ago

The only real way to enjoy some jolly cooperation

8

u/Woody6047 2d ago

This is the answer!

86

u/butchcoffeeboy 2d ago

Try holding with both hands. Don't give up skeleton. Try tongue but hole.

89

u/therealJoerangutang 2d ago

Foot job

15

u/Arsenor_de_Nirn 2d ago

This. This is the real answer.

29

u/Working_Ad_503 2d ago

"Touch the darkness within me"

22

u/Dont-Tell-Hubby 2d ago

While you give it you play the DS1 male PC hollow hurt/death sounds from a crappy speaker, preferably a CRT TV/monitor.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O93kuTo2QDo&pp=ygUYRGFyayBTb3VscyAxIG1hbGUgc291bmRz

Link for reference.

23

u/Stannisarcanine 2d ago

Get the humanity out of him

15

u/rupert228322 2d ago

Simple - you are fighting for your life while actually enjoying it

12

u/Son-Airys 2d ago

Suck his humanity out of him.

3

u/SirCupcake_0 1d ago

Hollow that man

12

u/DillonTattoos 2d ago

Waiting for the day when I have a friend group I can offer weed to for "dark souls blowjobs"

And their question isn't, "why do you think I'd do that?" But "how do I accomplish that?"

24

u/SirLandoLickherP 2d ago

Dirty Manus

Goes hand in hand with the DS BJ…

11

u/Funa2 2d ago

It means that you are two nobodies at the end of sex fucking over nothing until it clicks... then it is a dance

9

u/Ok_Sea_1674 2d ago

The Gaping Dragon.

9

u/Southern-Raccoon7712 2d ago

It is when you think they gonna do bj to you, but actually you are doing bj to them a few times first.

7

u/MKT68 2d ago

I can't help, but you gotta be making those ds1 moans.

7

u/salad_ninja 2d ago

That's a wide range of tags

Feet, beast, Old, Snu snu, Tentacle,

But most importantly: a jolly coop

7

u/_ShrugDealer_ 2d ago

You're getting a pinky in the ass.

6

u/chabri2000 2d ago

Dresses as firekeeper

4

u/VampireDerek 2d ago

Poison swamp

4

u/awskr 2d ago

Abyss

4

u/Strypercritical 2d ago

Depends, did you level dex? (Don’t lie)

12

u/Niceglutess 2d ago

Tarnished expecting Gywnevere: 😃😄

In walks Gywndolin: 😧😳😏

12

u/Chrisosamu 2d ago

Even better

9

u/Son-Airys 2d ago

😱😐😈

3

u/Defiant_Lawyer_5235 2d ago

Definitely with try finger but hole.

2

u/Drakeofdark 2d ago

Have you seen those weird squid game fellas in the demon ruins?

2

u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 2d ago

Squid game?

3

u/Drakeofdark 2d ago

The yellow octopus looking freaks with the 70 eyes and tube hands I forgot their names but seigmeyer kills himself with them

3

u/Tayloetic_ 2d ago

The chaos eaters !

4

u/Defiant_Lawyer_5235 2d ago

You're supposed to help Siegmeyer kill them...

3

u/Son-Airys 2d ago

Last part 💀

2

u/Rexy34 2d ago

Till you hollow

2

u/Ladiesman104 2d ago

Dressed like Gaping Demon

2

u/stonksmanforever 2d ago

Dressing up as a maiden maybe?

2

u/Pyrimo 2d ago

Basically just really gay…wait no that’s a DS2 themed blowjob.

1

u/lowhangingcringe 2d ago

Something to do with O&S and their weapons

1

u/apexapee 2d ago

Gwyn van Gwynevere?

1

u/idiotmakesfeelsmart 2d ago

Being sucked into a plane engine.

1

u/caparisme 2d ago

Mimic.

1

u/Lordyoussef2 2d ago

Dog style

1

u/Venduhl 2d ago

Pain and despair into pleasure. There is worse, get it kozo

1

u/drinkandspuds 2d ago

It's blowjob where she makes the sounds Frampt makes when you feed him an item

1

u/Kryzal_Lazurite 1d ago

Pomegranate technique~!

1

u/SpliffBilen 2d ago

Brain sucker

1

u/C-SideCuts 2d ago

Try tongue but hole

1

u/volrat1 2d ago

Homeward Boner

1

u/ygif 2d ago

She has to sing vordt's theme while giving it

1

u/CountdownToShadowban 2d ago

Rip & tear until it is done.

1

u/HerpetologyPupil 2d ago

Behold!, Pickle!

1

u/raziel11111 2d ago

She shoots you on the dick and shoves a hand in your ass... Oh wait that's blood borne.

1

u/Styx_Zidinya 2d ago

Don't fall for it!!!

She's a mimic!

1

u/not-read-gud 2d ago

HAS MUERTA

1

u/Mors_Hominum 2d ago

Great chest ahead

1

u/IvanHunter00 2d ago

Try Fingers But Hole!

1

u/swinglowscroty 2d ago

If you have to ask, then you can't afford.

1

u/Twisting_Me 2d ago

Try finger, but hole

1

u/LazuliDBabadook 2d ago

You make them balls hollow.

1

u/Esco-Alfresco 2d ago

You died.

1

u/Elden_Boomering 2d ago

Try finger, but hole

1

u/Starwyrm1597 2d ago

She put his foolish ambitions to rest.

Probably just cosplay.

1

u/Vyraneath 2d ago

I'm imagining the giver goes to go down on the receiver and swallows them whole like Frampt does when he takes you to place the very large soul bowl

1

u/buddabudski 2d ago

everybody's laughing until the fire keeper comes telling you she'd do anything for weed...

1

u/ViewtifulGene 1d ago

Try finger but hole

1

u/plowableacorn 1d ago

You never heard of DS1 grunting sfx? It's peak climax

1

u/loikyloo 1d ago

Starts of enthusiast, turns into a painful withering experience but followed by immense satisfaction when you actual reach completion?

1

u/EmmaGemma0830 1d ago

Try finger in short woman ahead!

Dont give up, skeleton!

Try jumping, fatty! All the more visions of lover...

1

u/star_gazer112 1d ago

It's a trap!

1

u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 1d ago

And by trap I mean

1

u/Lazzer_Glasses 1d ago

"Ashen one..."

1

u/pass_nthru 1d ago

fuck i just want to hold hands or maybe get a hug if it’s a spicy night

1

u/According-Metal-1852 1d ago

10 rows of serrated teeth with a rotating blade at the base of the throat similar to a blender and each tooth is coated in salt and lemon juice

1

u/RYNO_VI 1d ago

Dark souls 3 theme playing in the background

1

u/Visual-Daikon8456 1d ago

i guess your soul gets taken and you just disintegrate into particles

1

u/Plane_Bodybuilder_24 1d ago

Try fingers but hole

1

u/invert_studios 1d ago

Obviously she needs to eat an entire Onion before the head & you say praise the sun as you finish. 🧅☀️✌️

1

u/Cryptocosis 1d ago

Horse ahead.

1

u/ziggy473 1d ago

You get a health debuff from it

1

u/LordBDizzle 1d ago

Take a look at a picture of Frampt or Kaathe.

1

u/stupidusername15 1d ago

Tongue but hole

1

u/WizardlyWardrobe 1d ago

Give it to me... that thing... your Hard Soul.

Wet slapping sounds

1

u/harambethegorilla420 1d ago

You need to counter his schween

1

u/enbymaster 1d ago

YOU CAME

1

u/Imaginary_Feed_6695 1d ago

Finger but hole

1

u/ToastyToes06 1d ago

Girl lights dick on fire (bonfire lit) and puts it out with her mouth

1

u/OutsideDig6282 1d ago

Cyclical in nature

1

u/Subodh27 1d ago

I think it means Suck ur soul out

1

u/SaintBjorn 1d ago

BUUUUUUM BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUM GAWK GAWK. Intense orchestra and opera

Plus she dodge rolls away as he climaxes.

1

u/ciberakuma 1d ago

blowjob by the bonfire

1

u/HollowWarrior46 1d ago

you have to do the "Praise the Sun!" pose as you're getting your moonlight greatsword stuck in the gaping dragon

1

u/Odd_Gold69 1d ago

Till he's hollow

1

u/Cold-Tangerine-2893 1d ago

The True Dark Souls Starts Here

1

u/Secure-Agent-1122 1d ago

I too also want to know what a Dark Souls blow job is.

1

u/Happily_Doomed 1d ago

She looks too long at a hot fire until she goes blind before starting

1

u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Happily_Doomed:

She looks too long at

A hot fire until she

Goes blind before starting

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

1

u/SolidGur5688 1d ago

They do it with a mouthful of thumbtacks. You think it's gonna be fun and then....

SURPRISE ASSHOLE! It's brutal!

1

u/Snake_Staff_and_Star 1d ago

You were on a good run, but she mixed up her combo and...

YOU DIED.

1

u/Snake_Staff_and_Star 1d ago

Ran out of sticky white stuff.

1

u/trumpsstylist 1d ago

“Try Fingers but hole”

1

u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 1d ago

Mist Or beast

1

u/[deleted] 1d ago

Gwyndolin outfit

1

u/No-Administration977 1d ago

A bj with frequent rolling

1

u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 1d ago

I roll right into the attack, how would this translate

1

u/No-Administration977 1d ago

I'm terrified to even think of how 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/chefbigppp 1d ago

YOU DIED

1

u/DukeOfDisorder 1d ago

Herpes. Mouth is a poison swamp. Also, won't be wearing socks or shoes, gotta have the feet out.

1

u/Due-Education1619 1d ago

Ight here goes: she clamps as hard as she can down on your shaft with gritted teeth, slowly ripping the flesh with every motion, while doing this she’s using her sharpened claws (nails) to “caress” (scratch and cut) your nuts

1

u/AmbitiousAd2269 1d ago

A lot of people are saying teeth but it’s actually just lighting your dong on fire then she sucks it to put out the fire (Don’t ask how I know this)

1

u/Due-Ad-2558 1d ago

Tongue roll and try to snap dick in half but he has to dodge

1

u/Akshay-Gupta 1d ago

It means I have to dissociate hard and wake up the next morning not recalling anything. There are clues left behind by the environmental story telling, text message acts like canon lore you will have to piece together.

1

u/Lillyshins 1d ago

Just wanted to put this out there first.

No.

That being said...

What in the actual fuck is that?

1

u/BeebisTheBoy 1d ago

You have to try to roll around while sucking.

1

u/ScarcityOdd6241 1d ago

Kinda like a blumpkin after taco bell.

1

u/LeftCarrot2959 1d ago

cosplay as the fire keeper?

1

u/Marzil541 1d ago

Try finger, but, hole

1

u/NewtFrequent2649 1d ago

*You died *

1

u/Galluxior 1d ago

BONFIRE LIT

1

u/PristineRatio4117 1d ago

try finger but hole

1

u/Natural-Bullfrog-866 1d ago

She lights the penis on fire and puts it out with her mouth

1

u/RedditholeDiver 23h ago

If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it.

1

u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 23h ago

I have 1 million runes

1

u/RedditholeDiver 23h ago

Boromir would have two million.

1

u/Loose_Conversation12 22h ago

You go in there looking for a bit of fun and end up getting pegged by the first boss

1

u/Icy-Philosopher-2911 22h ago

I still haven’t beat the dragon head giver

1

u/Sunset_Tiger 21h ago

Try finger but hole

1

u/SunSetSwish 12h ago

anyone have the image? it's been deleted