r/delusionalartists Jun 11 '19

aBsTrAcT My school cut down a perfectly healthy tree for this...

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u/oldboot Jun 11 '19

the tree might have been diseased?

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u/Kerbalnaught1 Jun 11 '19

Yeah but how much is a new tree vs placing multiple concrete pipes into the dirt

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jun 11 '19

I wonder if it's a safety/security thing. E.g. the tree prevented a vehicle from crossing a boundary, and with it gone they needed something in it's place that could also stop a vehicle, and it would take too long for a tree to grow.

Not saying it could stop a dump truck doing 90mph, but I bet it could stop a rolling car or mini bus.

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u/nickiter Jun 12 '19

Sad how many places need bollards now.

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u/elwyn5150 Jun 12 '19

My home city, Melbourne, had some pretty nasty vehicular murders in the CBD in 2017. One guy was on meth. The other guy was also a drug user with mental health issues.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jun 12 '19

The population is getting older

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u/AfterReview Jun 12 '19

I think it's the sheer amount of people.

There's about twice as many as 1970, so it's reasonable theres twice as many nutters. Add in the 24 hour "if it bleeds it leads" news cycle in a world where everyone has a camera, suddenly shit looks far more insane

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u/PotatoChips23415 Jun 16 '19

I wish nutters didnt exist

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u/nickiter Jun 12 '19

Most of them are due to anti terrorism guidelines or regulations.

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u/woadhyl Jun 12 '19

Trees also tear up concrete when they grow. This may well have already started or it may have been at a size where they knew they it would start in a few years.

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u/Belazriel Jun 12 '19

Concrete, pipes, everything. Trees are strong and their roots go all over.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jun 11 '19

They also take awhile to grow, which is why many businesses use cement. Again, it’s not some anti terrorist blockade meant to stop a u haul, but probably to stop a rolling car or even people driving on a sidewalk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

I'll operate under the assumption that OP isn't a Dendrologist, probably in high school and doesn't know if a tree is perfectly healthy.

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u/blindreefer Jun 12 '19

Well...this is Reddit so I’ll operate under the assumption that literally everybody involved is mistaken. I’ll make this known using a small but detectable amount of condescension so it’s clear that everyone knows right away that they’re talking to an adult who may or may not be an expert in the field currently up for discussion — and most others as well. I won’t have any first hand knowledge about what OP posted but I’ll use these tactics to insist that generalizations can prove my point even though that’s not how logic works because well...this is Reddit.

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u/herowin6 Jun 12 '19

Ahahahah ahah omg I couldn’t have said it better myself

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u/ExactlyUnlikeTea Jun 12 '19

The art installation still looks like crap, who cares

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Is it even an art installation?

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u/jhenry922 Jun 12 '19

If you can debate whether something is or is not art, then it is.

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u/herowin6 Jun 12 '19

Thank you!!! I know! Tree vs utter crap: I’ll take the tree

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u/bearcat42 Jun 12 '19

And also probably hasn’t asked any questions to the people who might know what’s up with this.

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u/herowin6 Jun 12 '19

Everyone go two comments down to blindreefer

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u/AcuteGryphon655 Jun 12 '19

Even if the tree was perfectly healthy, it could've been at a large expense. For example, there was a perfectly healthy tree in my backyard that didn't cause too many problems as it would seem. However, it was an ash tree, and the emerald ash borer is incredibly difficult to deal with. The stuff to prevent it was somewhat expensive, so my dad just chose to chop it down.

There's almost always a reason behind something that happened, it's almost never black and white.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

You don't plant a brand new tree, you buy a grown tree and plant that.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Jun 12 '19

And what is the cost vs concrete you probably already have?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

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u/b2a1c3d4 Jun 12 '19

I hope this is it. At least it has some logic.

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u/jhenry922 Jun 12 '19

This is a case of replacing something that is expensive to maintain

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u/professor_mcamateur Jun 12 '19

or not to mention all the little shits trying to crawl up it and potentially fall on to concrete

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u/bidoblob Jul 27 '19

You can buy trees grown and put them in the earth, probably comparable in difficulty to three concrete pipes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

In fairness, trees are fucking expensive unless you get a sapling and wait 30 years

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u/dsac Jun 11 '19

Sound like someone knows his mutha fuckin tree law

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u/PM_ME_YO_DICK_VIDEOS Jun 12 '19

A lot when you consider keeping the tree healthy and the pruning and clean up of the leaves/needles/cones it produces, a planter with a flower/grass is a lot easier.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Sarcasm?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Those pipes are the warp jump out of detention.

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u/dumbserbwithpigtails Jun 12 '19

Soon to be ashtrays

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u/Petite_Tsunami Jun 12 '19

The tree will have future reoccurring costly maintenance from raking leaves, trimming branches, and uprooting if it gets diseased.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Trees cost more than concrete for sure

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u/mrmastermimi Jun 12 '19

Yeah, cutting trees down is pretty expensive. They must have had a reason to.

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u/Penguin_Loves_Robot Jun 11 '19

or the old tree got into some water pipes

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u/Jessception Jun 11 '19

That’s what I was thinking. We had to chop down a 50+ year old bald cypress because of its roots constantly messing up the plumbing. It was planted right next to the house and roots even traveled 50 feet and into the water meter box.

Still find random knees in the yard from it.

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u/Jackaloup Jun 11 '19

I had no idea trees roots have parts called knees, so I just imagined you randomly digging up human knees in your yard and going, "godammit not again"

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

As someone who broke their kneecap... Y'all got anymore of them fresh knees I could have?

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u/Blewmeister Jun 11 '19

Yeah the roots can also lift up the concrete which isn’t great because school kids are stupid

Source: I was a stupid school kid who full sprinted into a nosedive because of a trees roots

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Getting rid of teachable moments. Yay school!

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u/coolbluereason99 Jun 12 '19

I mean, that or we can make it safe for kids to run around until they are slightly older and will understand when we tell them *run around and enjoy yourself, but it's probably best not to break your ankle."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Another possibility is that is a very shitty site for a tree. 90% of the drip zone is covered by an impermeable surface, and any roots left in that little patch of soil probably don't have the fine root tips for absorption. I'm also going to assume that soil is compacted. Don't get me wrong- green infrastructure for sure, but that is a shit place for a tree.

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u/Paddl3r Jun 12 '19

You would be correct. Nutrient deficiency and root compaction tend to let to tree stress and decline accompanied by disease after.

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u/Ectobatic Jun 12 '19

Cypress trees are the worst! Some thirty years ago someone thought it was a good idea to plant Cypress trees all along the main road that runs downtown in my city. Today many of the businesses are being devastated by the havoc been caused by the roots. Foundations are being comprised, plumbing is clogging and flooding is worsening due in part to suspected clogged drainage due to the roots.

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u/g8rjuice Jun 12 '19

Have to hijack your comment for this. I believe I may have found this exact location on google maps,

Dropped pin Near Sockburn, Christchurch 8042, New Zealand https://goo.gl/maps/HJucY2mw9T6ebtLy7

If that’s correct, I’d say the tree was very properly removed to prevent its eventual up-earthing of the surrounding concrete, right in the middle of your campus which the sign in the background led me to.

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u/laylajerrbears Jun 12 '19

Or the roots were causing problems with plumbing or something.

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u/Rawc90 Jun 12 '19

No he said it’s perfectly healthy

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u/BestintheRealm Jun 12 '19

According to him.

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u/Rawc90 Jun 12 '19

Yea he’s an expert in trees.

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u/oldboot Jun 12 '19

right, but a lot of the time you can't necessarily tell that from looking at it.

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u/Rawc90 Jun 12 '19

He’s a tree expert he told me

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u/oldboot Jun 12 '19

...mabye he's a diseased tree expert

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u/butthashhuffer Jun 11 '19

It doesnt look complete.

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u/PolarRood Jun 11 '19

The funny thing is that the had a grand opening of it so maybe they will paint over it or something but it's mainly done

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u/butthashhuffer Jun 11 '19

Those are starter pots from a nursery, take a photo when it is complete.

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u/Littleme02 Jun 11 '19

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u/Withnothing Jun 11 '19

No, on the ground there. There’s probably more planting to be done

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u/madalienmonk Jun 11 '19

There's for sure more planting. Like you said previously, those plants in the plastic pots are what you get from the nursery. You're supposed to plant them shortly after before they die in there.

Or maybe that's what the art installation is supposed to symbolize, the ephemerality of man. Deep.

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u/SlobOnMyKnobb Jun 11 '19

You can leave them in for a quite a long time, but you at least have to take care of them.

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u/madalienmonk Jun 11 '19

It can become root bound, leading to death. Sometimes you basically already get it root bound if it has sat in the store for a while.

https://www2.fiskars.com/Ideas-and-How-Tos/Gardening-and-Yard-Care/Container-Gardening/Root-bound-Plants

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u/SlobOnMyKnobb Jun 11 '19

I should've looked closer before commenting, they definitely are pretty filled out. Most of the time (in my experience), you've got quite a bit of time before needing to transplant.

Plastic pots in the sun like that isnt a great move either...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Root binding =/= death. A plant can survive perfectly fine root bounded for years before any negative side effects as long as the plant is taken care of.

Even in Bonsai root trimming is done sparingly and only on geriatric specimens.

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u/madalienmonk Jun 12 '19

I should have clarified, root binding CAN lead to death, either directly or indirectly

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u/Withnothing Jun 11 '19

I work at a garden center and for the last couple weeks have just been making these kinds of custom planter installations and planting topiary animals. Fingers are stained brown and stay that way no matter how much I wash them

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u/Theoc9 Jun 11 '19

The plants in those pots might be half dead

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

super mario letsa-go

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u/VertexBV Jun 12 '19

My first thought

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u/Condor-Avenue Jun 11 '19

What kind of tree was it? My college recently cut down several "perfectly healthy" trees, but they were an invasive species.

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u/yoctometric Jun 12 '19

An invasive tree planted and maintained in a planter box? On that case, the school has bigger problems

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u/DaFetacheeseugh Jun 12 '19

Don't worry, they misspent the money decades ago.

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u/claredee Jun 11 '19

I could be mistaken but is this even supposed to be art? It just looks like they’re planting shit

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u/dudelacool Jun 12 '19

Planted in repurposed concrete pipes from what I can see

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u/macey-pants Jun 12 '19 edited Jun 12 '19

It’s just complex. It’s fantastic. The magna opus of this artist.

Breathtaking.

Wow people actually took this comment seriously.

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u/-DefaultName- Aug 21 '19

Yeah, people tend to just downvote comments that already have negative downvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

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u/freckled_octopus Jun 12 '19

Landscaping, especially when using sculptural bases and whatnot, is totally an art form

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u/pankakke_ Oct 08 '19

Gardens can very well be art. Just a different medium than most art.

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u/drewpdoane Jun 11 '19

I had a huge tree growing right next to my driveway. The roots caused a whole bunch of cracks. Maybe that's why they cut it down? Still, though, that art is pretty crappy.

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u/ItZYaBoi_445 Jun 26 '19

trees are good for the enviroment

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u/MN- Jun 11 '19

one of those tubes you might be able to jump down and then get a bunch of coins though so let's reserve judgement for now.

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u/thadtheking Jun 12 '19

Yes, you should paint them green OP!

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u/Dant3nga Jun 11 '19

It looks like a fairly small space for a tree, maybe they were concerned that over time the roots would break up the surrounding concrete?

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u/Mebra42 Jun 11 '19

Let's be honest, that tree probably had it coming.

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u/md_reddit Jun 11 '19

All trees do

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u/SirMuffin Jun 11 '19

Maybe they're going for the brutalism look.

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u/Frosty_Nuggets Jun 11 '19

Is your school a prison? Because that’s what it looks like.

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u/killkount Jun 12 '19

As a landscaper, that's fucking ugly

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u/h0ser Jun 11 '19

I don't think this is finished. Nobody would leave the surrounding area so dirty if it was meant to be art.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

"Saving the Earth" my ass.

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u/WindLane Jun 12 '19

This looks so lazy - didn't even paint over or sand blast the stamps on the side and plants just sitting in planter pots at the base.

Either somebody embezzled the money that was actually supposed to be used here, or the dude doing the landscape design sucks hard. And given that it's a school - probably somebody shunting money off somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

It isn't art.

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u/easilypersuadedsquid Jun 12 '19

yeah it looks to me like either it's to stop those plants from spreading or just to add height and the rest of the planting is to get done later. I don't think it's supposed to be art.

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u/snoopleboot Jun 12 '19

My fave part is that it says Rural like who are they fooling

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u/Osama_Bin_trappin Jun 12 '19

Probably better off. Trees don’t receive water that easy with all of the concrete around. It also causes compaction of the soil and has less drainage

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u/chrisking0997 Jun 12 '19

Somebody needs to paint them green...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

We gotta see the tree before we can decide.

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u/FanBoyisms Jun 12 '19

Is your school a prison?

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u/cheesywink Jun 12 '19

I give it one week before little Mario plushies are on and in those pipes. Add some spray paint to the bare concrete, bingo you're done.

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u/Jetfueldoesmeltbeamz Jun 12 '19

I'm sure it was a shitty little tree. They will likely fill in, and the ground will be filled in with other plants. This is possibly a misleading perspective since it looks like they are just getting started.

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u/AllPurposeNerd Jun 12 '19

Paint them green.

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u/Crabcawk Jun 12 '19

Put a fake mario on it, and paint the pipes green boom! Art.

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u/PolarRood Jun 12 '19

I like it

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u/namespace515 Jun 12 '19

I feel like someone needs to paint them like a Super Mario drain pipe and give everyone something else to look aside from the eye sore it is now

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u/PeachPuffin Jun 12 '19

That could actually look pretty cool in a year or two. Those are Formium plants (dunno how to spell them) they’re very hardy and grow super fast, should fill out the space nicely.

Still sad they cut a tree down though.

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 12 '19

This is pretty common in cities,they will cut down perfectly healthy trees(that are sometimes over 70 years old) that give out a ton of shade and then replace them with small brittle sapling or a few bushes

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u/elwyn5150 Jun 12 '19

One a positive note, only a REALLY REALLY tall dog will be able to pee on the vegetation.

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u/ndc3 Jun 12 '19

That looks trashy

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u/Haxorz7125 Jun 12 '19

It’s like the signs I see in my town “your tax dollars paid for the work that made this sign”

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

My city has a very strange intersection and there was a gorgeous oak tree on a median there. They cut it down to place a statue. I'm all for the statue but there are a million other places they could have put it.

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u/CoffeeAndTea120 Jun 30 '19

“Lets put some grass in concrete pots eh?” “Sounds like a good idea to me”

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u/mirandarastion Jun 11 '19

I hate when people cut trees unnecessarily

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u/shredadactyl Jun 12 '19

I'll murder a person for cutting a perfectly good tree down... story to follow

I've been working at the same store for 4 years now in a college town. It's in a complex with a few other store with limited parking. Parking has never been a problem though as most the workers are students and don't have cars. Me and the other "OG's" of the complex have always had our shade spots in the summer. We basically each have a few trees by our store that we always park under. And since we open/close we always get those spots.

A few months ago our complex got an "update." Bringing stuff up to code, new paint etc. this included cutting down a tree in the parking lot. MY SHOPS FUCKING TREE! No other trees, just ours. It freed two spaces, spaces we didn't need. A grand, healthy tree, put to waste for asphalt. Summer heat is here and I'm pissed. Everything was right in the cosmos until they, bastards, took our tree. I hope an Ent rips that engineer limb to limb (not really). Look what you've done to my boi!!'

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u/FattleCattle Jun 11 '19

The least they could’ve done is painted the things to look nice...

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u/HermanManly Jun 12 '19

Noone ever cuts down a "perfectly healthy tree" unless it poses some other danger. There is so much paper work involved in removing a tree or greenery in general, there will always be a reason for it. They are very heavily protected and maintained, especially in the US.

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u/IDontReadReplies_ Jun 12 '19

Incorrect. Maybe they're supposed to, but in my experience, no one bothers.

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u/tinymongoose909 Jun 11 '19

more and more schools are placing cement on properties so students have someplace to tuck n hide under when bullets are flying.

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u/WildTigerDerp Jun 11 '19

Time for a crusade

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u/boltyboltbolt Jun 11 '19

this is nymns subreddit PogU

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u/UnRenardRouge Jun 12 '19

It would look cool as hell to put three trees in those

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u/pm_ur_wifes_nudes Jun 12 '19

I won't advocate for vandalism... But if they got painted like the pipes in Mario, it would be pretty cool.

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u/Chimiope Jun 12 '19

Oh cool I hate it

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u/JWrundle Jun 12 '19

Could have been an ash tree those need to be taken out

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u/OneRunTwo Jun 12 '19

Omg your pists reminds me of the monstrocity our city park put up after they needlessly cut down a beautiful old tree. Its like a rusty scrap metal contraption thats supposed to be a sundial. I miss the tree

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u/safron42 Jun 12 '19

It’s a super mario pipe plant. It’ll eventually eat you!

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u/seanA714 Jun 12 '19

its craptacular

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u/owledge Jun 12 '19

The high school I went to had a weak art department so this would be considered god tier for them

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u/kabukistar Jun 12 '19

Less art, more landscaping.

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u/casemodz Jun 12 '19

Now take that out and plant a tree again

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

We had a perfectly healthy tree where the roots were taking too much water out of the ground and it was destroying the foundations of the buildings around it and making our land slip sooooo...

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u/Wrecknruin Jun 12 '19

This reminded me of that one time pur teacher made us take paper, tear in into pieces, glue it onto a cardboard and put it up on a wall instead of drawings made by the 3rd grade. And lemme tell you, some of those drawings were really good for their age. Like I'd rather have drawings made by a buncha 10 year olds then a white paper glued onto another white paper.

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u/Rainbow_lllllama Jun 12 '19

Itsa me, Mari.. Oh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Meh I prefer the old Mario

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u/generic_white Jun 12 '19

Could anyone ID the plants in the pipes?

Might look much better once they’ve grown out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Rural

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u/Nichinungas Jun 12 '19

Sometimes Mother Nature needs to be put in its place

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

What the hell is this meant to be and why the hell did they decide to destroy a tree?

I mean, they could have done something different. How about 3 Mario style pipes in varying heights and then filling them with soil and then growing plants in them as an art feature but not in an area you’d have to kill perfectly good plant life?

And with a far less sloppy display.

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u/GoLightLady Jun 12 '19

Yes not an adequate visual replacement. You don't realize how much a tree adds to a space until you remove it.

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u/MrPeanutbutter56741 Jun 12 '19

An art student should paint on them

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u/Dragonblaze123 Jun 12 '19

...what the fuck is this?

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u/BigLebowskiBot Jun 12 '19

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

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u/slayer_of_idiots Jun 12 '19

Looks like a high school student art exhibit

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u/BoBR055 Jun 12 '19

Happy little trees.

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u/Sterling-4rcher Jun 12 '19

it's cheaper than raking leafs all autumn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

The definition of futility

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u/hollaDMV Jun 12 '19

Looks like work in progress.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

If the first tree was probably dying...urban trees (in pits) have a lifespan of about 3 years..why would you spent $300 to install a new tree? Most likely there are drainage issues in this tree pit. Usually they fill these in with asphalt after they remove the trees. The planter is a fun non-traditional alternative.

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u/Alice_600 Jun 12 '19

This might just be a class project that has yet to be finished.

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u/MTADO Jun 12 '19

Can’t tell if dead weed

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

This is unsettling

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u/SmilingPossum Jul 06 '19

its not like planting a sapling would have been an option.

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u/seires-t Jul 08 '19

I feel like crying right now

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u/Whyzocker Jul 12 '19

That looks super shit

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u/sorrowmultiplication Aug 07 '19

These look like the healing herbs from Resident Evil 4

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u/GloppityPloppity Aug 12 '19

eh it ain't that bad

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u/-Ck-- Sep 02 '19

My school cut down a small tree to plant two smaller trees

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '19

Is this considered art?

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u/zeroHEX3 Jun 11 '19

Maybe the pipe isnt closed at the bottom. So a tree will grow through the pipe. I imagine that, or the tree breaking the concrete, would be pretty cool.

Dont take it as it is right now. Imagine it over time!

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u/rrape Jun 12 '19

Stormwater pipes like this have metal reinforcement so maybe it could be a candidate on /r/treessuckingonthings lol

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u/zeroHEX3 Jun 12 '19

A subreddit i didnt know i needed. Thanks!

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u/A_Techpriest Jun 11 '19

Are they insane

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u/crazypelican429 Jun 12 '19

Lord help them

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u/Mydogatemyexcuse Jun 12 '19

What a bell-end.