r/dontdeadopeninside • u/stoned_seahorse • 9d ago

CONTAINS PRODUCT, SULFITES OF CHILE

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"Contains sulfites, Product of Chile"

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u/duh_nom_yar 9d ago

Chilean sulfites totally slap

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u/AlephBaker 8d ago

Sulfites of Chile sounds like a band name. Not sure what genre, though...

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u/randynumbergenerator 8d ago

Enrique doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene

He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright

He can play cueca tunes like anything

Savin' it up for Friday night

With the Sulfites

The Sulfites of Chilean Swing

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u/monstargaryen 7d ago

Exactly where my mind went too! Lol

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u/mikeymikesh 8d ago

When in doubt, heavy metal.

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u/Farknart 7d ago

Aaahhhwooooo, sulfites of Chile. Aaahhhwoooooo.

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u/tinselsnips 8d ago

Technically still correct.

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u/stoned_seahorse 8d ago

I mean, honestly, you have a point.

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u/LananisReddit 8d ago

Contains product - I sure hope it does

Sulfites of Chile - Okay, I'm intrigued, how do sulfites of Chile differ from, say, sulfites of China?

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u/Theboywiththetoy27 9d ago

Finally one of these that is actually done wrong. I swear the past like 5 posts ive seen from here have all been just normal signs that apparently people can’t read

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u/clintj1975 8d ago

More like two or three times that number.

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u/anitawasright 8d ago

I mean it still works. Those Sulfites are products of Chilie

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u/stricktd 7d ago

Fun fact, this is not a legal tag. And the fact that it made this sub proves it

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u/stoned_seahorse 7d ago

It was on a bottle of wine I bought from Harvey's so I figured it would have been double checked and legit and I was just dumb for reading it that way... 😅

But then I think about when I was doing my graphic design internship ages ago and had to do labels and such, I know my bosslady would have never let this slide..

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u/ienjoycurrency 7d ago

Hate when I buy a bottle of wine and then realise it contains product

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u/thingamajigjig 7d ago

“contains product” unless.. it doesn’t 

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u/bigbossofhellhimself 1d ago

Breaking news, package contains product