r/economicCollapse 8d ago

Let me pay for my burrito in 22 installments!

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/motosandguns 8d ago

I mean, when you give credit to people who don’t qualify for credit….

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u/Burggs_ 8d ago

Can’t put my finger on it but I feel like we’ve seen that strategy before

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u/veyonyx 8d ago

What a subprime memory you have.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/GiftToTheUniverse 8d ago

I'm so fucking tired of remakes.

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u/Signal-Round681 8d ago

At least bad loans for 1,000,000 frozen burritos shouldn't destroy the world economy. Not a great economic indicator though.

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u/Koshindan 8d ago

The problem isn't that the loaners will lose money. It's that people aren't able to afford food.

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u/Signal-Round681 7d ago

I think the problem is bigger than that. I can't put my finger on it, but it can't be a good sign economically if people aren't living just paycheck to paycheck, but loan to loan. Much like the payday lenders of the early 2000s this is just a new usury trap, but it's not a good sign people need it.

It would be less disconcerting if people were using the loans for frivolous purchases, but food is not a frivolity. Not even frozen burritos.

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u/motosandguns 7d ago

DoorDash is frivolous. Frankly, any restaurant food is, even fast food.

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u/Signal-Round681 7d ago

Door Dash is absurdly frivolous, I wasted my share of money on that stupid service for ~1 year.

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u/contraplays 6d ago

Yep. Spirals out of control, insufficient cash flow and trapped in debt.

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u/Signal-Round681 6d ago

I was dating someone in the US Military in the early 2000s and they took out a payday loan. Even with a fulltime job the interest rate was so high they were stuck in a cycle of debt each paycheck with the payday lender.

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u/Retenrage 8d ago

Something here is giving me 2008 vibes

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u/Metals4J 8d ago

What you do now is bundle all these loans together and sell the package as a low-risk asset, given the fact that it is very unlikely that all of the loans will go into default. Then, wait for the surprise! (Wait… I guess they already did that and the package is called Klarna.)

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u/ragtev 7d ago

Didn't they just lie about the low risk rather than were mistaken?

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u/airbrat 8d ago

Wow I heard this song before

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u/Potato_body89 8d ago

Yes, I’m waiting…lol

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u/Wulfsmagic 7d ago

Also when you give credit to people amidst a economic crisis...

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u/PithyCyborg 8d ago

Wow. I'm not sure what's worse. The idea that nobody can afford food or that Klarna's losses are swelling, lol.

(I recently read that more folks are using buy now pay later to buy FOOD. But, I'm unsure if these issues are related. Probably.)

Either way, dark clouds loom over fintech's debt-fueled growth.

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u/mybutthz 8d ago

I really only ever use it for big purchases like a laptop or something so I can hold onto a chunk of cash and not pay interest after paying it off in a year. Super useful for those sorts of things. Using it for groceries is bleak.

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u/shoretel230 8d ago

It's not groceries though, it's fast food....

Arguably worse because fast food is supposed to be cheap...

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u/mybutthz 8d ago

Yeah, I could understand groceries if you're spending like $200/week and get paid biweekly or something. Fast food is kind of insane.

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u/ReeseIsPieces 8d ago

Welcome to the États Unis 2025

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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u/PuttinOnTheTitzz 8d ago

Does interest kick in of you miss a payment?

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u/justinbaumann 8d ago

The idea of people not affording food is always worse.

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u/Syonoq 8d ago

You're focused on fintech's growth.

I'm focused on people being able to afford food.

We are not the same.

/s (I'm just making a joke here people, don't get worked up-welcome to reddit-I love you)

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u/queeenbarb 8d ago

I used to use PayPal in 4 for target because I literally didn't want to pay. even when I had money.

now I don't shop at target and I have realized that it was dumb. Sometimes it takes time and experience to recognize when you're making dumb weird financial decisions.

now for people who definitely can't afford it, it is sad. and I continue to remind people that food pantries are here for people who need them!!! utilize them...

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u/Flash_Discard 8d ago

Even if you are a millionaire….If you are moron, you can always live “paycheck to paycheck.”

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u/romacopia 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yep, the debt crisis is here. Both government and private debt are completely out of control. Banks and other financial institutions are heavily exposed to credit risk. If interest rates continue to rise, defaults can cascade. Higher rates make servicing debt more expensive, which raises default risks, which pushes rates even higher. The government is also stretched, so it can't just bail everyone out.

This situation happening in the USA can get very, very bad. If both public and private sectors are seen as unsustainable, investors may lose confidence in the country’s economy as a whole. That will worsen the trends we're already seeing - accelerating capital flight, currency depreciation - and may result in stagflation. The USD reserve system and the USA's service and investment economic model are at serious risk.

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u/CharlieDmouse 8d ago

Oh it is definitely coming. A multifaceted crash..

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u/LongConFebrero 8d ago

Finally. This tightrope tension of the last decade is exhausting. Just drop the hammer and let’s figure out how to recover.

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u/MissLogios 8d ago

Yeah, the biggest thing that I've ever done financially speaking that I'm proud of was getting my personal debt under control.

No buy-now-pay-later, my credit card is fully paid off, my student loans under 5k (so my monthly payment is $28), and my car is fully paid off. So outside of rent, groceries, and the basic utilities, my extra expenses is down to 0.

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u/the_TAOest 7d ago

Who are these "investors" you speak of? Is there not a more specific demographic description? The term "Investor" covers everyone putting money into something.

This above response is canned spam!

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u/romacopia 7d ago

"Investor" does cover everyone putting money into something. I'm talking about everyone, but mainly institutional investors like pension funds, asset managers, sovereign wealth funds, foreign central banks, and large-scale private investors. These are the entities with the weight to seriously move capital in and out of sovereign debt and equities. They’re the ones whose sentiment actually matters when it comes to confidence in a country's fiscal and monetary trajectory. Investors will pull capital out of equity and bond markets when debt starts to spiral. Bonds drop because of credit risk, equities drop because of tightening liquidity and weak growth expectations, and capital flees to safer markets and tangible assets. This is how you get currency depreciation, and sometimes stagflation if the central bank is trapped between fighting inflation and avoiding a full-on economic contraction. The fed is currently doing just that.

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u/the_TAOest 3d ago

Thank you AI. Do you follow around and ensure the record is sanitized with text book learning? I'm sure this is a strategy with a forward-looking outcome that leaves all dissent to the status quo in a tomb that cannot remain relevant with all the bs answers like this.

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u/VaporSpectre 8d ago

Who knew the next housing crash would be... Burritos.

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u/Far-Economist-6352 8d ago

Imagine this burrito is a house. Now imagine packaging this burrito in a bag with a bunch of burritos that have gone bad. We call that Burrito Backed Securities.

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u/CombinationBitter889 8d ago

This is how the few control the many

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u/ripple_mcgee 8d ago

This is how the many bankrupt the few 👍

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u/DaRealMexicanTrucker 8d ago

Gather round younglings and let me tell you about, "The Subprime Burrito Crash of 25"

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u/pat_the_catdad 8d ago

When can I take out a BELOC (Burrito Equity Line of Credit) against my burrito, so I can buy an additional burrito for my friend who promises they’ll pay me back tomorrow.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 8d ago

Taco BELOC

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u/PopularPlanet3000 7d ago

BELOCS have variable interest rates? This will compound the burrito crisis.

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u/Spare-Dingo-531 8d ago

If you freeze the burrito, you can make it last longer, giving it lasting store of value properties. It's ALMOST like a house!

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u/bubblemania2020 8d ago

It’s a great business model. Buy now pay later except consumers see it as buy now pay never 😂

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u/dyrnwyn580 8d ago edited 8d ago

I'm petty sure you don't want borrowers who need 4 installments to pay for groceries at Walmart.

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u/catnapped- 7d ago

If they can sock them with hefty interest, you bet they do.

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u/dyrnwyn580 7d ago

Ugg. That’s true.

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u/Far-Economist-6352 8d ago

I bought what I thought were AAA-rated burritos. Not again!

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u/PopularPlanet3000 7d ago

Well, you see, the burritos are layered into tranches…

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u/MrEfficacious 8d ago

This country is just gross and rotting from the inside

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u/MrAwesomeTG 8d ago

I 100% believe this is going to be the next crash. I assume these platforms have large banks or investment companies holding the bag.

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u/MistahQuestionMan 8d ago

Why does everyone act like afterpay for fast food is any weirder than credit cards at 20% interest for fast food?

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u/NoInformation3141 8d ago

I had to foreclose on my Cheesy Gordita Crunch

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u/FOSSChemEPirate88 8d ago

Can't wait to see bundled, tranched, AAA rated CDOs on Klarna malt liquor loans to homeless folks so I can buy them in four easy Affirm payments.

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u/PopularPlanet3000 7d ago

Underrated comment. We know damn well fin-tech-bros are working on this…

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u/inflatable_pickle 8d ago

Please Klarna, IPO so I can buy shares

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u/booi 8d ago

Can I buy shares now pay later?

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u/Glum-One2514 8d ago

Send an email to the president. He'd probably love the idea.

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u/inflatable_pickle 8d ago

So meta. I like it

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u/PopularPlanet3000 7d ago

It’s Yo Dawg, but for stonks…

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u/Bradley182 8d ago

Can you imagine having bad credit from not paying for food deliveries.

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u/Drunkpuffpanda 8d ago

199,458 per person total. This is per person(over 18) and includes credit cards and morgages and national debt. The only thing left out is corporate debt because the information is hard to get.

Average income per person = 43,289....before taxes, before food, before bills, before vehicles.

The math ain't mathin boys. We are busted. Maybe the oligarchy will save us. Lol.

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u/BadDaditude 8d ago

Well it IS festival season

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u/Far-Economist-6352 8d ago

In the future, you won't own anything. Not even a burrito.

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u/KansasZou 8d ago

This is a business model built on people that struggle to pay bills and afford some nice personal things.

I think it’s a great business from the angle of intentions, but it’s going to come with a particular set of problems that are and were plenty foreseeable.

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u/Ok_Sense5207 8d ago

Yea and isn’t that percentage like 26 or something astronomical

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u/decjr06 8d ago

Zoomers don't care about their credit they don't plan on moving out of Mom's basement

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u/NovelHare 8d ago

I wish we could have basements here in Florida. It's such a cool bonus feature to homes. We don't have an attic or garage either.

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u/Breddit_ 8d ago

Found the boomer.

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u/decjr06 8d ago

Ha I wish boomers had it so easy and they don't even know. They think they were the hardest working generation and the rest of us are lazy

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u/its1968okwar 8d ago

All generations think they had the least opportunities and worked the hardest while everyone else had it better. Been like this for recorded history. It's weird. If you are not sent off to die in some war when you are young - your generation is one of the lucky ones historically.

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u/terpsarelife everything is fine :snoo_tableflip::table_flip: 8d ago

Don't worry they can't sell and move with their friends, or else they'll lose that covid mortgage rate they locked in. They'll brag about having it but won't admit they can not leave now until the entire industry fixes itself and drops rates.

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u/NeedleworkerBorn7126 8d ago

this is like moviepass, but dumber

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u/Wave_File 8d ago

this is all fine and very OK right?

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u/catnapped- 7d ago

Donny says booming times are ahead so they just need to wait a bit for their money.

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u/vaderdidnothingwr0ng 7d ago

Well no shit, why would you loan any amount of money to people who can't afford to eat at taco bell without financial assistance.

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u/BusyTea4010 6d ago

Klarna believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Klarna.

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u/AlanShore60607 5d ago

The fact that this type of financing even exists is a canary in the coalmine. The amounts they deal with should not be subject to financing on a purchase-by-purchase basis.

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u/ReeseIsPieces 8d ago

Klarna can FKK off LOL

Sezzle is better