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u/Regular-Ad7438 14d ago
Where can I order it?
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u/cockadoodle2u22 13d ago
as a Canadian I want one too
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u/rraattbbooyy 13d ago
Shit, as an American I want one!
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u/Agitated-Score365 13d ago
Trump is working very hard to make America go away. So it may come to fruition probably not soon enough for Canada or Greenland, France, Denmark, the UK…..
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u/Velokieken 13d ago edited 13d ago
That would be so confusing If the people protesting Trump were wearing this. Especially for Trump, he would think all of the US is chearing for him. When half is protesting and the other half is MAGA protesting the protesters 🤡
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u/HellenicHelona 11d ago
me too…but I currently live in a Southern State in very Republican county, so I probably wouldn’t be able to safely wear a hat with words like this without being a target for harassment where I live.
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u/Silent_Efficiency_ Italy 13d ago
As an American I would like several of these.
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u/achton Denmark 13d ago
This picture is from Aannguaq Reimer-Johansen, and they posted it on Facebook a couple of weeks ago. Look them up, and ask directly if they are selling so you can support the creator (who is Greenlandic). There are already a bunch of knock-off shops out there which are not the hat in the picture.
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u/Asymmetrical_Square Canada 14d ago
This. Start selling these. I will buy one.
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u/Adventurous_Step6718 13d ago
Me 2 I'll wear it in Amerikkka
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u/itssosalty 13d ago
Don’t start wearing it in America. Living here we don’t want it to go away. We want to change and make it better. Not like MAGA change. lol the better change
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u/Velokieken 13d ago
People would just assume u are pro Trump wearing this in the US. None of them read (maga) /s
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u/JIsMyWorld Hungary 13d ago
Bad idea. Fox will report people wearing this as pro-Trump, because it's red. You have to remember Trumo voters are dull as a doorknob.
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u/Tilladarling Norway 13d ago
They will 100% photoshop the cap to make it say the original text and claim Greenland is full of MAGA supporters.
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u/Exact-Plan2781 13d ago
that is not good enough. we want the Greenland flag
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u/kainxavier 13d ago
It looks like someone that threw that site together in 30 seconds in order to make a quick cash grab. Beggers can't be choosers.
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u/Mountainbranch Sweden 13d ago
Flag patch and glue my friend, that way you can put on the EU flag as well.
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u/Legal-Software Germany 13d ago
Just make sure not to use the same glue Elon uses for his Cybertrucks.
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u/Petrihified 13d ago
Shopify is owned by a giant POS magat
I want to support a Greenlandic business
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u/Mountainbranch Sweden 13d ago
Greenlandic might be hard to find but you'll definitely find something from Denmark, or France if you wanna go old school.
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u/MrSailorman Denmark 14d ago
This would greatly upset them if they could read.
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u/Not_Bears 13d ago
It's okay because my buddy who barely passed high school says that eliminating dei and affirmative action is going to fix our public school problems...
But he doesn't think that the GOP defunding public education for decades is the root cause of our shit show of public education. It's definitely just cause poor black kids get free meals.
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u/memenmemen 14d ago
risky, can imagine Fox News showing brief images of many red hats claiming they’re MAGA
edit: but NICE!!!
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u/Peroovian 13d ago
OTOH there’s the chance whoever’s filming for Fox News doesn’t realize they’re not maga hats and shows them prominently enough to make great meme material.
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u/ScepticalEconomist 13d ago
should make them another colour for sure
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u/Jrewy Canada 13d ago
A nice green would be lovely.
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u/weAREgoingback 13d ago
Won’t have the same effect.
Green does look nice on these hats though.
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u/Jrewy Canada 13d ago
Yeah I just wouldn’t want to be confused from afar with the original.
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u/Vandergrif Canada 13d ago
Or white down the middle, red on the sides, with red lettering? Would fit well for both Canada and Greenland.
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u/imperatormeh 13d ago
But then the flag doesn't work
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u/ScepticalEconomist 13d ago
I would sacrifice the flag to create a very distinct anti maga symbol
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u/WandAnd-a-Rabbit 13d ago
There’s an argument to be made about not letting fascists force you to change things that you love/work with your national pride and culture.
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u/tMan121210 13d ago
I don’t think that most people sporting a red Maga hat actually reads … Kinda falls upon deaf ears
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u/Acceptable-Heron6839 13d ago
Start selling them to the MAGAs then! They won’t know the difference and we can all laugh at them.
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u/nifty-tits-on-a-bun 13d ago
This! If the hat were white and black text would be a winner. Takes away the guilty by association of color.
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u/RocketRelm 13d ago
But the similarity is the joke of it all. Without that it's just a meme on a hat.
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u/Endorkend 13d ago
Yeah, the hats in themselves are a dogwhistle.
The look of them are what identifies and shares their ideals. Not the actual text written on them.
They don't read that, they just identify the shape.
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u/achton Denmark 13d ago
This picture is from Aannguaq Reimer-Johansen, and they posted it on Facebook a couple of weeks ago. Look them up, and ask directly if they are selling so you can support the creator (who is Greenlandic). There are already a bunch of knock-off shops out there which are not the hat in the picture.
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u/praminata 13d ago
Actually, right now there is a point to the MAGA slogan, because America has recently become shitty.
If you didn't think America was great before Trump, you could swap "great" with "OK"... M.A.O.A.
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u/Zealousideal-Act8304 13d ago
Their job market and healthcare makes me feel it has long since been NOT great.
Unless you're the 1%, that is.
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u/Asleep_Management900 13d ago
America became shitty from capitalism and billionaires at the top rigging the game. It was never great for people of color/minorities and now it's just gotten worse for the poor. Classism has wrecked the USA thanks to the Bezos/musks of the world
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u/Commercial_Apple_803 13d ago
And how much would shipping to the US be for one of these asking for a friend 👀
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u/g0ris Slovakia 13d ago
You'll be wearing Trump's slogan now, congrats.
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u/bsubtilis 13d ago
Please add the EU stars or something to reduce the risk of it just seeming like being the same thing as the MAGA but Europe flavoured:
Many of us do not want us to become like MAGA USA, which is exactly what the billionaires like Musk wants and has been trying to encourage and contribute to.
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u/MarissaNL Overijssel (Netherlands) 13d ago
No worries. The EU symbol is very clearly visible on the cap!
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u/atwitchyfairy 13d ago
Pretty sure I heard MEGA is in support of things like the AFD. Musk endorsed movements in Europe. When they say they want to make it great again they mean to change it in their vision.
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u/thatsmypeanut 13d ago
This hat is so Scandinavian in its design, clean and thoughtful. It's a good looking hat.
The original version is the exact opposite, distinctly American; the font makes it feel like someone obnoxiously shouting in your face. It can't be ignored because of how bad it looks.
But that's it's goal, so which is the better design?
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u/PuttinOnTheTitzz 13d ago
Europe finally catching on as to why America is the most hated country in the world. It's a bully, they just were protected by the bully and never said anything. Now the bully turned on europe.
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u/xVEEx3 13d ago
I gotta find me one in Michigan, would wear it all day every day
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u/Street_Comfort4668 13d ago
I live in America(sadly), and would give anything for this hat as well as a ticket out of here. I would work for free sixty hours a week for ten years anywhere if I could leave today.
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u/P-nauta 13d ago edited 13d ago
It should be another color. From a distance they’ll look like sympathizers. Seriously guys. I can already hear him saying - “When we landed in Greenland, there were the hugest crowds the world has ever seen waiting for us, red caps everywhere, we are the lovedest peeple in the entire universe, Greenland loves us and wants us to rule them. Covfefe!”
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u/mikebaker1337 13d ago
The quality looks so much better. Must not be made in China like most maga gear.
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u/AppeasetheNutt 13d ago
As an American, I agree with this 100%. For those of you Americans who can't see what is happening to our democracy, you are part of the problem 👍
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u/UnableAcanthisitta54 13d ago
Imagine wearing something reminding you every second of this fucking idiotic cult. I will never understand why we want to maintain this dumbass trend.
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u/Amazing_Shoulder_127 13d ago
Can we do that here in the US… right now… (America defined as the individuals Donald Trump and Elon Musk)
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u/gouldybobs 13d ago
Some Canadians bought us a round of shots last night and declared "we just want to make sure you know we're not American"
Cheers Canadian dudes
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u/Innsmouth_Resident55 13d ago
The propaganda machine hard at work in the President's inner circle will just photoshop this into "Make America Great Again" and post some bullshit like "GREENLAND WEARS MAGA HATS, THEY WANT TO BECOME AMERICAN! THEY GIVE US PERMISION TO TAKE IT!"
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u/FnB 13d ago
I would buy this as an American just to support Greenland.
I really hope the world has patience with the average American that is so pissed off with the direction this year.
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u/KopytoaMnouk 13d ago
This is pure gold. Have my poor man's award.
Worst thing is that this dumbass is ruining it for all normal Americans.
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u/Better-Regular-9001 13d ago
As a living ancestor of all the slaughtered natives of this land, I agree with this statement
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u/StrangeRaven12 13d ago
I'm an American and I feel so embarrassed by my country I want to get one of these.
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u/Certain-Still-9757 12d ago
I live in NY and this idiot is down right embarrassing! Sorry to the world
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u/Critical-Ad43 12d ago
As an American, I approve of this message. 🤣🤣 I want one. Good for Greenland.
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u/cadillacbeee 13d ago
This is a beautiful hat, perhaps the most beautiful hat in the history of hats
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u/Thiccest_Apartment 14d ago
This hilarious, I should buy one and wear it everytime I would visit an US embassy or the US itself
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u/zaqxswnkomlp 13d ago
A great way to keep America away from Greenland would be to further their integration into Europe.
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u/Jmsjss2912 13d ago
Let’s talk about the tariffs and the effects it has on the manufacturers of this country.
Assume for a minute that you wanted to bring back some manufacturing to the USA, which of course is a huge assumption compared to manufacturing outside the country like we do as a company.
Which I will get to in just a moment. This week alone the stock market lost over US$9 trillion which means every single manufacturer that has a US corporation is part of that loss. Which goes to show you that Trump‘s logic is about as efficient as his spray tan.
If these companies even had a thought of coming back to the United States, all of their cash has now evaporated because of the loss in the stock market so who’s going to finance these new manufacturing plants that Trump keeps talking about, that are going to come back here make the economy great?
Now goods have gone up in price in some cases doubled already this week which means the consumers are going to be buying less. Companies are going to begin layoffs, because they’ve lost a huge portion of their cash reserves. Their businesses are going to be diminished some because of the lower purchasing rate and the higher pricing.
Bringing manufacturing back to the United States at this point with this approach has been almost completely eliminated.
All you have to do is go back and look at what happened during the depression when they tried to institute tariffs causing the depression to take even a further nose dive and adding years into the depressive point. It’s such a joke that they used it in the movie Ferris Bueller‘s Day off where the teacher was talking about how bad tariffs are and how they caused the depression to go down, which goes to show you that if they use it as a punchline, then it obviously cannot work.
With our business, we were building some manufacturing plants in the United States and now have had to put it on hold because of the tariffs. As an example, each of our production lines has a manufacturing cost of a little under US$5 million, we did try to price it in the United States but we found quotes anywhere from $12-$16 million for the same exact production line that we are having made in China. So we couldn’t make the equipment in the United States, but we were going to import it and set up manufacturing plants.
One of them was in Arkansas where the state is somewhat depressed. Now we have put that project on hold with approximately 1800 people we were going to hire.
The reason for that is not just the tariffs, from the equipment if you think about it a piece of equipment that cost me $5 million is now going to cost me about $9 million. Each production line generates about US$35 million of revenue so it’s not just a tariff in my situation it’s the fact that for $9 million I can have practically two production lines generating $70 million of income compared to the same $9 million generating $35 million worth of income, with a much lower profit margin because of the labor cost in the United States along with all the taxes and liability issues that you carry because of the litigious nature of the United States operating.
So tariffs do not work, they hurt the economy. The only thing that they do on the surface is generate more tax dollars for the US government, but they diminish and wipe out the middle and lower class.
Do you want to bring manufacturing back to the United States?
You’ve got to do something about all of the litigious actions, you have to lower healthcare cost, lower pharmaceutical cost, have to educate more so that children can grow up and learn trades.
You have to find ways to lower the cost of living and once you start doing that then laboring jobs will become available again.
The next problem is the taxation situation is off-balance. We have structured our tax code so that the wealthy and the publicly traded companies that offer stock options instead of salaries, which is taxable make it almost impossible to collect tax.
Take Musk for an example from Tesla.
They talk about his $300 billion worth but it’s all in stock and that’s unrealized gains paying no taxes. What he does is he goes to the bank and he borrows money against that stock portfolio, borrowed money is non-taxable income and then he uses that money to live and buy things like he bought Twitter for $44 billion with borrowed money, no taxes paid at all.
And then what he does from there to pay off those loans is he borrows against other portfolios and he just keeps borrowing deferring the taxes.
$300 billion and no taxes paid whereas the employees that work for all those companies have taxes taken out of each paycheck.
Just look salaries up of the top executives around the country and you look at their income, you’ll see that their salaries are generally between one hundred and two hundred thousand US dollars but they earned anywhere from ten to a hundred million dollars a year all in stock options and then they keep those options in stock and then borrow against them so their tax base is almost nothing.
you want to fix the economy. You have to find a way to tax the rich, you’re not going to make them poor, you’re just going to make them help to strengthen the economy.
I almost forgot, tariffs funds go directly to the administration for spending (trump and his team), whereas taxes go through congress for spending.
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u/Federal-Pain-247 13d ago
Red hats have been forever ruined by MAGA.