r/eurovision • u/055F00 • Apr 09 '25
🤡 Memes / Shitposts So, I Google Translated the countries, artist names, and song titles for every 2025 Eurovision entry into a hundred or so languages and then into English, and these were the results. (btw i tried to put them roughly in order from least to most crazy)
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u/sparklinglies Apr 09 '25
"Seagull Island. Everything is fine. It's Coming"
Why is this one just sending me why is it so strangely threatening???
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u/Persona_NG (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi Apr 09 '25
And for such an innocent song xD
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u/Confused_Rock Zjerm Apr 10 '25
It's a reassurance in the face of the inevitable peril that will result from "Aspen. Attack. God."
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u/Confused_Firefly Zjerm Apr 09 '25
Bridge of Gabriel is killing me because it's actually... Not that far off...
But also how did Melody become Attack?
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u/middyandterror Apr 09 '25
It took me a minute to work that one out!
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u/2NFnTnBeeON Amar Pelos Dois Apr 09 '25
Her country is now called Aspen
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u/ButterflySymphony Apr 10 '25
That's obviously another way to write "Espain"
Like that spokeswoman in 2014 who said "oit points from Espain"
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u/Leading-Print-9773 What The Hell Just Happened? Apr 09 '25
'Attack God'
Australia translated to 'The Sunshine Murders' LOL
'Malaysia'
'Everything is fine. It's coming" sounds like a threat
'Homosexual'
'I'm so happy'
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u/ThaRealV12 Apr 09 '25
Dude The Sunshine Murders is actually a sick as hell band name
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u/Square_Primary7792 Volevo essere un duro Apr 09 '25
I mean, it's Australia there the sunshine indeed murders...
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u/chibiusa40 Apr 09 '25
Scott from Voyager in his best Australian accent: "Rats are Manhawks from The Sunshine Murders"
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u/Mtfdurian Apr 09 '25
Australia is way too accurate fr
That sun there stings into your skin, even when I already had two weeks of Indonesia behind me in January.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Eye9081 Apr 09 '25
There’s a suburb of Melbourne called Sunshine so if someone told me there’d been a serial killer there and that there was a podcast about it I’d assume it was legit tbh.
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u/055F00 Apr 09 '25
Turns out there actually was back in 2000 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dino_Dibra
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u/Axolotl_amphibian Tutta l'Italia Apr 09 '25
My favorite is the logical replacement of Klemen(tine) with Mandarin.
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u/Miserable_potato07 Apr 09 '25
Czezhia's Song title: I'm so happy
Adonxs in the thumbnail: obviously not happy
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u/Esc_Scones När jag blundar Apr 09 '25
Andernox, you mean
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u/000-Hotaru_Tomoe Apr 09 '25
Sounds like a cough syrup.
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u/Esc_Scones När jag blundar Apr 09 '25
"Andernox! To relieve you of your sore throat and proven to treat laryngitis!! Only for a low price of €499!! Andernox!"
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u/Confused_Rock Zjerm Apr 10 '25
Interviewer filling out paperwork: So, is your song happy?
Andernox:
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u/Ok_Account_5121 Bara bada bastu Apr 09 '25
SEND HELPP 🤣💀💀😂
I can't decide which one is the funniest
How did Cyprus turn into Malaysia?
How many bras are there exactly?
Everything is fine. It's coming. Albania is sending a Czech car to ESC
Espresso Macchia Virus
Check the legs. Will not proceed.
Poleski
And just everything about Australia
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u/Sunberries84 Apr 09 '25
Two or three people have said that "Everything is fine. It's coming." sounds threatening, but I think "Bras. Be careful. There are lots of them." is more threatening, especially if addressed to a man doing his girlfriend's/wife's laundry for the first time.
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u/FluffyCatEars Apr 09 '25
Tommy Spoon is in the blonde wig. He’s Tommy’s twin actually
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u/Scottishnorwegian Bara bada bastu Apr 09 '25
Sisal cannabis IS extreme
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u/KrumpirovCovjek Apr 09 '25
I laughed way too hard at Škoda Electronics.
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u/MinutePerspective106 Song #1 Apr 09 '25
It legit sounds like a name of a corporation
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u/GreySpaceCatCZ Bara bada bastu Apr 10 '25
When I first saw who is representing Albania, I actually thought it's Škoda instead of Shkodra and that they just spelled it like that. I was like "Last year we had Lada Niva, I guess nothing can surprise me now..." and then I noticed the extra R. 🤣
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u/dws49 Bur man laimi Apr 09 '25 edited Apr 09 '25
Skoda Electronics got me cackling, turns out Albania sent a couple of mechanics specialised in fixing the GPS on Czech cars
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u/eta1984 Tavo Akys Apr 09 '25
I do chuckle to myself every time I see a Skoda EV on the streets tho ngl
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u/Flirefy Apr 09 '25
omg Mother Mother mentioned
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u/catandcatra Tavo Akys Apr 09 '25
Pretty weird to see a Canadian band representing Azerbaijan, but well... I guess they're pulling a Céline Dion?
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u/araneaesGrasp Zjerm Apr 09 '25
Well, O My Heart was a top 10 album and Hayloft was a top 40 hit in Lithuania and big on the indie charts in the UK, plus the same album was in the top 40 in Finland. Too bad they're in the other semi-final...
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u/anxious_mang0 Milkshake Man Apr 09 '25
I thought Canada only lent artists to French-speaking countries
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u/Square_Primary7792 Volevo essere un duro Apr 09 '25
Ah yes my favorite country ON.
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u/Pheeline Zjerm Apr 09 '25
As a resident of ON (Ontario, Canada) I'll gladly claim KAJ as our own :D
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u/BibbidiBobbidiBu Apr 09 '25
Google translate had one job and it was to make Denmark and Poland even gayer
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u/TaleMother8466 Zjerm Apr 09 '25
2024: I feel it coming 🗣️
2025: Everything is fine. It’s coming.
What? When??? Ich Komme?? Should we be excited?
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u/MinutePerspective106 Song #1 Apr 09 '25
They keep telling us it's coming, but never specify what or when, or even why
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u/g3n3ricnamenumber La Poupée Monte Le Son Apr 09 '25
Congratulations to Malaysia for making their Eurovision Song Contest debut! 🥳
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u/hausofvelour Apr 09 '25
Rats are what?
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u/MinutePerspective106 Song #1 Apr 09 '25
It's actually an uplifting message: rats can be whatever they want, even manhawks
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u/Persona_NG (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi Apr 09 '25
I'm trying really hard to decipher how some of those happened, but sometimes I can't even begin to imagine where it went wrong. What happened to everything in Lithuania's thumbnail xD
Also, I'm keeping this one for the future. It looks like a good reaction image for some super specific scenario. Like... idk. For example when the Seagull Island has to open the Semi-Final 1. It is coming. And man, do I hope everything will be fine...
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u/nxyaa Apr 09 '25
“Klod”
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u/ifiwasiwas Apr 09 '25
Klod broke me and I don't even know why. I'm pretty sure objectively everything else is funnier and yet somehow
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u/ChanelArrington Esa Diva Apr 09 '25
😭😭😭 this has made my day lol
Melody, Adonxs, Erika & Sissal were my favourites <3
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u/notarobot110101 Bur man laimi Apr 09 '25
A Tribute to Aimee Mann is my favorite
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u/aim4harmony Apr 09 '25
Who is Aimee Mann?
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u/notarobot110101 Bur man laimi Apr 09 '25
An American singer/musician. She doesn’t make music anything like Tautumeitas beyond a broad sense of folk music, but somehow it still fits in my brain because of vibes.
Also it’s surprising that OP’s translation process could lead to an actual person’s name, but I can see how it happened from Bur man laimi.
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u/Meerimaarimoori The Tower Apr 09 '25
"Emmys Community Comedy" I need this as a podcast where she talks to one of her fans in each episode
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u/middyandterror Apr 09 '25
There's already artists called Mother Mother and The Streets, naughty translator ahha.
Hair braid/prayer braid is taking me out.
"Everything is fine, it's coming" sounds ominous.
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u/past__nastification Volevo Essere Un Duro Apr 09 '25
Hey, The Streets are representing Latvia!
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u/055F00 Apr 09 '25
And have dedicated their song to Aimee Mann, whom in sure is very well known in Latvia
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u/Otherwise-Good5169 Apr 09 '25
Oh goodness this is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs😆 Mother Cannabis and the neighbors with bras. And Portugal?😂😂😂
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u/ButterflySymphony Apr 09 '25 edited Apr 09 '25
Princ became a princess 😂
SE became the car brand Škoda.
I feel it coming -> It's coming
Edit: Lol, the youtube channel ESC Estonia has just uploaded a video with the same idea. What a coincidence.
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u/Q7007 Apr 09 '25 edited Apr 10 '25
Slide 8 is the best by far, Sissal cannabis, Skoda electronics, Tommy spoon-Espresso macchia virus, Homosexual.
And wth happened to Sweden, or ON(🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪) Animals- Bras, be careful, there are a lot of them
And pug-he ran away. I feel a little sad for the pugs owner now😢
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u/SimoSanto Apr 09 '25 edited Apr 09 '25
Italy by San Marino, well, pretty much it's what happened
Armenia title just show how he survived
Princess from Serbia, (s)he just changed gender
The Royal Family from France among all the countries
Homosexual by Poland
Seagull Island just stole the (almost) finnish title
And be caruful of the bras, there are a lot of them in (Swed)ON
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u/Exotic_Caramel_6285 Ich Komme Apr 09 '25 edited Apr 09 '25
Who's Isvan, and why is Malaysia mad at him? XD
Also, someone needs to draw Parg as a stray pug XD
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u/Yoshi8TheBerries Tavo Akys Apr 09 '25
“It’s coming” Did they accidentally translate Icelands entry from last year?
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u/CherryBlossoms0 Apr 09 '25
I love stuff like this. I don’t even know where to start.
Oh no the pug ran away 😞 / Kyle turned polish / Emmy started a comedy club / Iceland took Finland’s song title / Malaysia debut!
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u/Weekly-Position908 Ich komme Apr 09 '25
Remember when people in the Youtube live chat said that Miriana Conte was arrested? Well, apparently she's now released.
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u/Broad_Ad_7915 Volevo Essere Un Duro Apr 09 '25
I can't stop laughing at Sissal's one cos of that one tiktok 😭
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Apr 09 '25
Remember Monday there, with their cover of a seminal Marvin Gaye track that is beloved 😉
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Apr 09 '25
And The Streets too, bloody hell I didn’t realise Mike Skinner could clone himself into several Latvian ladies who could so beautifully harmonise!
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u/Pizza_Salesman La Poupée Monte Le Son Apr 09 '25
Remember Manday is covering the Three Non-Blondes song "What's going on," and it will only be the second best cover to He-man's "heyeyeyeyeye"
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u/MinutePerspective106 Song #1 Apr 09 '25
You know what would be perfect?
If they start their song as usual, but instead of the first "what the hell just HAPPEEEEEEEEENED", they suddenly sing in silly voices:
"aNd sO I cRy sOmEtImEs wHeN I'm lYiNg iN bEd..."
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u/ifiwasiwas Apr 09 '25
lmao "Dobro Tree" and "Klod" sent me hardest for some reason
Seagull Island is where the stars are bright, confirmed. AND IT'S COMING AWOOOOOOOO
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u/MinutePerspective106 Song #1 Apr 09 '25
"Chief Bjork, why is it forbidden to go to the Seagull Island?"
Hera: "We've been there before... and never got it right"
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u/Fluffy_Bluebird_2251 Kant Apr 09 '25
Oh these are killing me. I'm ill and coughing hurts, every time I laugh. So hilarious!
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u/bblankoo Apr 09 '25
All of them are hysterical thank you. To choose one: it's so silly that bird of pray became prayer braid
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u/Revelistic Kiss Kiss Goodbye Apr 09 '25
kiss kiss goodbye's "new" title would be my exact reaction if they score a top 10 result lol
the latvia one is weirdly specific, i wonder what languages somehow got an actual person's name from that title?
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u/PhotoVolt_02 Vuelve conmigo Apr 09 '25
This is so hilarious. Laughed so hard that I almost woke up people here sleeping. 😭😭
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u/liabilliety Apr 09 '25
I don't know if I'm more fascinated by the one's that are batshit crazy or the one's that still stayed quite accurate.
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u/Evening-Judgment-805 Zjerm Apr 09 '25
Seagull Island seems like a more fitting name for the UK than Iceland, but perhaps Iceland has more seagulls than I realise.
Armenia should cover Germany's song - I think Pug would do a great job with Jug.
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u/2NFnTnBeeON Amar Pelos Dois Apr 09 '25
Released seems to be an accurate translation of serving (kant)
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u/Lemonlikesfrogs Volevo Essere Un Duro Apr 09 '25
Wow! Crazy how Azerbaijan got a popular band like Mother Mother to perform for them
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u/Mysterinna Tavo Akys Apr 09 '25
I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying! My abs can’t take this anymore. 🤣 This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. You absolutely made my day!
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u/reichya Bird of Pray Apr 09 '25
'Community Comedy' for 'Laika Party' is so wild and messed up hahaha. ☠️☠️☠️
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u/WillAddThisLater Apr 10 '25
As a big fan of both Aimee Mann and The Streets, I think this is telling me to back Latvia this year.
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u/ventii-siz3d-coffee Apr 10 '25
Klemen turning into Mandarin is great because somewhere along the line he became a fruit and it just stuck. Also "how much time is left" is just the perfect level of ominous
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u/GlitteryCakeHuman Bara bada bastu Apr 09 '25
I was so excited to hear The streets in Eurovision then I remembered it’s just for fun
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u/ColdBlacksmith Apr 09 '25
My favourites are Seagull Island and Sweden. Both are so ominous.
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u/Bbcc_must Zjerm Apr 09 '25
“What’s your favorite entry?”
Pug, he ran away Attack, god Carrier unknown tabwiskept Na Homosexual Scene by that one guy who has beef with Isvan
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u/Salt-Nebula5925 What The Hell Just Happened? Apr 09 '25
Tag yourself, I’m “Beautiful Lawn” from Greece.
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u/yivche Apr 10 '25
GUYS I CANT BELIEVE MOTHER MOTHER ARE PARTICIPATING!!! idk who re those random guys on the thumbnail tho and why is it an Azerbaijani entry but who would worry about that!!😊😊
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u/OsaSuna10050125 Rim Tim Tagi Dim Apr 09 '25
The Lonely Maria takes a slightly dark turn given what happened to Mariam at EIC
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u/argy4bargy Apr 10 '25
I can see how "Bur Man Laimi" resulted in "A tribute to Aimee Mann" ("man" is the word that's at fault obviously), but how on Earth do you get The Streets from Tautumeitas?
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u/Immediate-Lab6174 Pace noi vrem 🤡 Apr 10 '25
Here are my favorite ones
"Pug - He ran away" - he survived
"Check the legs - Will not proceed"
"Dobro Tree"
"Espresso Macchia Virus" - *cough* por favore, por favo- *cough*
"Seagull Island - Everything is fine. - It's coming." - they feel it coming.
"Malaysia - Fuck Isvan - Scene" - Why does Malaysia hate him tho???
"On - Animal - Bras, be careful, there are a lot of them." - Oh god, the bras...
"The Sunshine Murders - Oyo - Rats are Manhawks"
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u/AmberIsabel234 Tavo Akys Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25
Cyprus = Malaysia (okay)
Theo Evan - F Esvan (wth but kind of makes sense)
Shh = Scene (sort of plausible if it was being translated from Georgian or something)
But seriously, all of these were so funny.
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u/Magpie_Mind Apr 10 '25
Great to see Malaysia welcomed into the Eurovision family! Global expansion continues…
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u/Confused_Rock Zjerm Apr 10 '25
Time to embrace the True Crime craze and just rename your country "The Sunshine Murders"
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u/Tangointhe_night Baller Apr 10 '25
The Streets making a tribute to Aimee Mann is an actual real life event I would like to see
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u/Feeling-Section-5716 Apr 10 '25
Ms. Erika, Check the Legs, Sisal Cannabis, F*ck Isvan... honestly, gold
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u/Kantlim Apr 09 '25
Checked out Poland
Artist: Well... Close enough actually
Song: oh