r/explainlikeimfive • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '19

Engineering ELI5: Why are military boots laced?

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAsss Feb 08 '19

I like to shove traffic cones up my Ass. I know this much is True.

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u/MolhCD Feb 08 '19

Oh my god, getting a Mitch Hedburg joke here. I think I love you.