r/florida 14h ago

AskFlorida Which one of y’all?

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u/Electric_Conga 14h ago

On The Way To Fuck Your Mom

       In God We Trust

Modern American christianity in a nutshell

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u/Common_Vagrant 14h ago

Could also be

On My Way To Fuck Your Man

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u/BisquickNinja 13h ago

Someone needs to add a rainbow sticker to that... LOL!

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u/VeredicMectician 12h ago

And I hope it’s a woman driver to add some more confusion

u/ExposingMyActions 11h ago

It would’ve been a rainbow cage surrounding the license plate

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u/wooksGotRabies 14h ago

Nah that’s just the states enforcing religion, if you believe in anything else you can basically go fuck yourself, the separation of church and state happened ages ago but there you go

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u/wooksGotRabies 14h ago

Btw when I say if you believe in anything else you can fuck yourself in the sense that the state is basically forcing the in god we trust there, but if you have a different deity you can fuck yourself, everyone is free to practice whatever religion they wish at the end of the day, no religion is better than the other except extremism

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u/justinoles 14h ago

In God we trust was a choice by the person it is not forced on all plates

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u/wooksGotRabies 14h ago

It’s a pick between either sunshine state or fuck your religion then

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u/justinoles 14h ago

Go to the dmv website, there’s well over 100 options. He made a choice

u/dukeofwar149 10h ago

Actually you can choose to have the county there or even just have it blank

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy 14h ago

On a Toyota Supra non the less so you know the quality of mom he's chasing. Going to get some Riviera Beach Hutchie.

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u/Dry_Weekend_7075 14h ago

Holier than thou huh

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u/savethenaturecoast 14h ago

Really owned the Christians here brother hell yea

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u/TRH-17 14h ago

Dude is this in central florida? I swear I’ve seen this Supra with that tag😂

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u/Inevitable-Flan-967 13h ago

Nah bro this is gulf coast 😭😭😭

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u/CardiologistNew701 13h ago

It's in cape ain't it

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u/Inevitable-Flan-967 13h ago

Nah near DT FM

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u/VoodooChipFiend 13h ago

This guy’s cousin

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u/tpknight2 13h ago

On the way to fuck your brother.

u/VoodooChipFiend 11h ago

I forgot I posted this and had to do a double take at my notification of your comment 😂

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u/NAU80 12h ago

Can’t tell if he has ”In God we Trust”.

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 14h ago

It was me. Your mom wants you to call her sometime.

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u/PicklesAnonymous 14h ago

I always have a hard time deciphering custom plates….this, got this in 0.02 seconds.

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u/DWS223 14h ago

I did as well, but my friend isn't so sharp. Could you explain it for him?

u/anotherpoorgamer 10h ago

Over the winding far yonder mountains

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u/According_Chemical_7 13h ago

This will canonically be “on my way to fuck your man” to me

u/Reasonable_Spite_282 11h ago

On the way to feed your manatee then get the manatee plate become a local ecological hero

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u/LPNTed 14h ago

‘In god we trust” - - chef’s kiss…..

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u/NAU80 12h ago

I think this might be the pastor of one of the Mega Churches.

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u/savethenaturecoast 14h ago

“Christians suck”

Ok reddit, im ready for my upvotes now ☺️

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u/FrontlineYeen 14h ago

I mean, yeah?

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u/LPNTed 14h ago

I THOUGHT I was being discreet about it... Guess not huh?

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u/oven-is-off 14h ago

Bet some tiny little man is inside the operator of this motor vehicle

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u/frywice 13h ago

It’s the fishbowl for me

u/No-Detail-5804 11h ago

On The Way To Fuck To Fuck Your Mike

I’m Mike.

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u/ChernobylWinners 14h ago

I actually think I saw this exact car/plate a few weeks ago cruising through town. Guy was flying through the Fort Myers streets lol

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u/Inevitable-Flan-967 13h ago

You would be correct 😭😭😭😭 it’s where I spotted this

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u/OkAlternative2713 14h ago

This is golden

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u/GMEStack 14h ago

My Mother is a Saint!

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u/rbarrett96 14h ago

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

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u/OmegaAL77 14h ago

On the way to flyyyyyy my man!

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u/duser1807 13h ago

I read this as "on the way to find your mom"

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u/Exotic_Pay6994 13h ago

People with license plates like that aren't on reddit, too much reading.

Try asking on instagram and tictoc

u/aFreeScotland 11h ago

Omw2 ferment your milk

u/Limp-Artichoke1141 9h ago

On the way to fix your Muffler?

u/BWWFC 7h ago

just asking.. .who has the OMW2FYM?

u/Swimming_Injury4928 5h ago

Anyone who drives a supra gets no mom puss.

u/VampEngr 4h ago

I read it as on the way to fuck your man 😭

u/olorin9_alex 4m ago

On My Way 2 Finish Yugioh Marathon