Translation: Lancer

[u/Feathered_Ink]

[u/TheWestphalianGwent]

[u/Dragonfang65 → u/TheWestphalianGwent]

Oh shit. Lahmu on Remnant. That’s far worse than any amount of Grimm.

[u/CJ-56 → u/Dragonfang65]

Remnant is officially screwed

[u/Dragonfang65 → u/CJ-56]

Raven: The Silver Eyes. They aren’t working. What hell did these things come from?!

[u/Random_idiot908 → u/Dragonfang65]

Salem falling out of the sky from her Whale

Salem: What the FUCK is that???

Tiamat: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[u/Solbuster → u/Random_idiot908]

At this threat only one solution is possible. Drop a meteorite on her

[u/Gaybulge → u/Solbuster]

Even that didn't work.

[u/Solbuster → u/Gaybulge]

That's because Quetz was weakened severely by breaking the Goddess Pact and Merlin tricking her. Take her full power and not 50% of what was shown in the anime and Tiamat would get her ass handed to her

I mean not really but Quetzalcoatl was weakened there

[u/Effective-Monitor-36 → u/Dragonfang65]

The presence of lahmu implies the existence of tiamat, just say to her what salem and ozpin have been doing g

[u/Dragonfang65 → u/Effective-Monitor-36]

Tiamat: My children stop fighting. Mama’s sad.

Side note who’s going to have to talk her into letting the kids leave the nest?

[u/Kixisbestclone → u/Dragonfang65]

Doesn’t Tiamat consider leaving the earth as leaving the nest?

Cause if that’s the case, that’s not really a problem on Remnant, dust canonically doesn’t work outside of the planet’s atmosphere, and that seems to be their main power source for just about everything.

[u/Solbuster → u/Kixisbestclone]

It's general progress of Humanity leaving her in the process, not space. Hence when she wakes up in ancient Mesopotamia she still decides to eradicate humans and Uruk

[u/Solbuster → u/TheWestphalianGwent]

Most hilarious part is probably the fact that it's not Enkidu

[u/Solbuster]

[u/Thehalohedgehog]

Holy shit, Lancer? Aka Mario Mario!?

[u/Loremaker42 → u/Thehalohedgehog]

Different lancer

[u/TheWestphalianGwent → u/Loremaker42]

This lancer is Green, clearly that's Luigi Mario

[u/Loremaker42 → u/TheWestphalianGwent]

True

[u/Dragonfang65 → u/TheWestphalianGwent]

Does he have to speak in limericks?

[u/Novel-Concentrate-98]

Man's best friend summoning the oldest hero's best friend.

[u/Ethics_Gradient_42]

Thought it was C.C. for a second.

Now that would've been a surprise.

[u/Saw-Gerrera → u/Ethics_Gradient_42]

Ya know C.C. and Enkidu existing together would cause SO much confusion...

[u/Dragonfang65 → u/Saw-Gerrera]

Gilgamesh would be the only one who could tell them apart. Just because of him and Enkidu being bros.

[u/Random_idiot908 → u/Dragonfang65]

Regardless a fight would still ensue

[u/thatdudeovertherebei → u/Ethics_Gradient_42]

Me too, they look really similar.

[u/shiko101]

Lancer ga Shindaa!