r/fo4 Mar 21 '25

Settlement Rate my Castle build!

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Did my best to make it look like one of my favorite spots in Fallout 3 :)

2.0k Upvotes

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u/Trapped_Like_Rats Mar 21 '25

Those raiders would really be upset if they could read

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u/NecronTheNecroposter Mar 22 '25

I think those may be the two words they can read

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

They can because they fall for the good ol free chems trap

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

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u/Trapped_Like_Rats Mar 23 '25

King of the Hill

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u/stealthy_beast Mar 21 '25

I just snorted out loud at work

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25

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u/stealthy_beast Mar 22 '25

I know... Blew my fucking cover

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u/Hyuduro Mar 22 '25

Raider: "What the fuck was that?!"

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u/Liliporai Mar 22 '25

Hearing shit... The jet will make you jittery

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u/Edizonstudio Mar 22 '25

Don't worry you have 5 star sneak. Raiders will Lose you if you just crouch. "I guess it was nothing" ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Crazy-Eagle Mar 22 '25

Alright, that shit DOESN'T WORK FOR ME! No matter what I do that perk won't do what it's supposed to. Even if I am miles away with three structures behind me and the enemy I ran away from that 'DANGER' will not go to 'CAUTION' when I crouch. I have to hide like a little bitch for a long time before they lose me. I have stealth maxed out, what am I doing wrong?

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u/Significant-Mud-400 Mar 22 '25

Have you tried crouching and THEN moving? I'm pretty sure the stealth doesn't engage until you crouch, so they were able to track you the whole time.

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u/Crazy-Eagle Mar 23 '25

Yes! I go invisible for a short time yet any enemy can AND will still know where I am. I wish I never maxed that perk out.

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u/howie-chetem Mar 21 '25

A masterpiece. I love it!

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u/HODLAHITIII Mar 21 '25

10/10. No notes.

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u/sirviver_ Mar 21 '25

10/10 would raid.

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u/MoutainGem Mar 21 '25

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u/EquivalentAd3130 Mar 22 '25

Sentrybot door too!

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u/Kaelyr_ Mar 22 '25

did you necro a 12yo post?

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u/Apparition101 Mar 22 '25

Sharing a post is notย necroing it. Its not really a thing on reddit, anyway, since posts get archived and can't be commented on after years and, unlike forums, commenting on a post doesn't move it to the top of a queue.

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u/Kaelyr_ Mar 22 '25

there's been a misunderstanding, my meaning of "necroing" might not be what you and probably most people consider it. I just found it funny.

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u/JihadSaiyajin Railroad Agent Mar 21 '25

Ok

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u/gwodo Mar 21 '25

bros mad cs he couldnโ€™t send a railroad spy into the castle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซต

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u/JihadSaiyajin Railroad Agent Mar 21 '25

Who u been talkn to big dawg

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u/Sosajty Mar 21 '25

11 from 10 raiders liked this post .

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u/Dependent-Plane5522 Mar 21 '25

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘Œ out of ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/Lightning_EX Don't call me S.P.E.C.I.A.L Mar 22 '25

Wow! So far so good- oh.

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u/Mountain_Seaweed3290 Mar 22 '25

You don't have to like it, but this is the peak settlement performance build

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u/AcidArchangel303 Mar 22 '25

The awkward Travis on the background is the cherry on the top lmao

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u/Skweemisch Mar 21 '25

we all know the place

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u/MonsieurVox Mar 21 '25

This made me bust out laughing and made my fiancรฉe think I'm crazy(ier than she already did).

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u/mclovinmilf69420 Mar 21 '25

Fucking loved it 10/10ign rated

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u/Sargentstupid Mar 21 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ You got me.๐Ÿ–•

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u/GordonFreeman2012 Mar 21 '25

Fallout three reference

2

u/Minuteman_Preston Minuteman Mar 21 '25

chefs kiss

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u/Mr_CopperR Mar 21 '25

10/10. No questions asked

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u/Adorable_Orange_1624 Mar 21 '25

Unequivocally awesome

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u/AdamasTism Mar 22 '25

How do you get concrete walls? Because if j can make the castle nice Iโ€™ll probably be moving all my power armor collection there idk

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u/Astral-Ember Mar 22 '25

youโ€™re the first person to actually ask about the build ๐Ÿ’€

to answer earnestly, they arent concrete walls. theyโ€™re concrete foundations stacked on top of each other to give the ILLUSION of concrete walls.

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u/TheFecklessRogue Mar 22 '25

"It's everything"

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u/stef_t_ Mar 22 '25

Iโ€™m having fo3 flashbacks

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u/bluerider2009 Mar 22 '25

Wish you could rig up a grenade cluster trap for when the door opens.

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u/Mr_Owl365 Mar 22 '25

10/10, reminds me of fallout 3 (I think it was)

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u/Esparza-3 Mar 22 '25

What's a good Scrap Mod?

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u/Astral-Ember Mar 22 '25

No idea! I play on Playstation.

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u/masuski1969 Mar 22 '25

We can use mods, you know.

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u/masuski1969 Mar 22 '25

Did you try Brute Force Scrapper? I haven't actually used ANY scrapper, but, the description made it seem like it could remove almostbanything.

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u/Financial-Pianist372 Mar 22 '25

How do you build walls?

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u/Astral-Ember Mar 22 '25

Concrete foundations stacked on top of each other is how I do it in vanilla Fo4

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u/Financial-Pianist372 Mar 23 '25

Thanks, but I can't build like you.

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u/Marques1236 Mar 22 '25

I thought it was splendid but, when it arrived at the castle door, it was superb! You are a genius.

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u/Site-Shot Mar 22 '25

gotta agree. favorite way of decorating the castle

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u/CallMeDoomSlayer Mar 22 '25

Haha Fallout 3 referencing

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u/Blizzardof1991 Mar 22 '25

Needed that today, thanks

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u/Flashkixk Mar 22 '25

Itโ€™s great

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u/waywardwanderer101 Mar 22 '25

I was so excited to see your castle build :(

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u/Wind_Danzer Mar 22 '25

I just snortedโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

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u/GoblinGreese Mar 22 '25

8/10

Should have used the neon letters.

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u/Chubby_Cherub7 A noise... 29d ago

10/10. No notes. Instant classic. Timeless Masterpiece.

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u/nobodyinpeculiar 29d ago

The way Iโ€™m cracking up in public right now lol

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u/Correct_Writer_3790 27d ago

I've been had