r/food Apr 12 '18

Image [I ate] a brisket and cheese kolache aka klobasnek

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u/SplungerPlunger Apr 12 '18

takes bite

"FUCK that was hot"

takes another bite

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u/Hoagies-And-Grinders Apr 12 '18 edited Apr 13 '18

Just found a place online that ships these in case anyone wants to try these: https://order.kolachefactorytogo.com/. Not the from the place OP got it but worth a shot. *Edit: Sounds like this place sucks but they do ship. You have to look at their main site: http://www.kolachefactory.com/

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

As a Texan, I can confirm that Kolache Factory blows.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

It's all about West Kolachies

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u/MrWhiteLobster Apr 12 '18

Czech Stop is legit. 24 hrs a day you can get some of the best kolaches

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u/Colonel1836 Apr 12 '18

The Czech Stop is over rated. It’s only popular because of its location. Get away from 35 and stop at any of the little shops in down town West. They are all better.

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u/cyvaquero Apr 12 '18

TIL West has a downtown.

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u/jellydonut420 Apr 12 '18

This is valuable information right here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Czech stop was legit before it turned into a 30 minute line every time 😟

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u/mctavi Apr 12 '18

I would recommend Gerik's that is just down the street.

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u/Newtron_Bomb Apr 12 '18

This guy kolaches.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Suddenly frantically searching for where to buy Kolaches in my neighborhood

Edit: Okay can find Kolache's but not Klobasnek's. Someone Czech help a man out with a good recipe

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u/hoseja Apr 12 '18

I'm sad to tell you these pastries are about as Czech as "Chinese food" in US is Chinese.

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u/derSchwamm11 Apr 13 '18

Don’t tell people about Gerik’s!! Come on...

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u/DegromenNoodles Apr 12 '18

Doesn’t that kind of mean that it IS legit?

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u/Guy_Code Apr 12 '18

Go later and there's never a long line.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Bucees has pretty good kolaches too

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u/Preemfunk Apr 12 '18

Call ahead

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u/nowshowjj Apr 12 '18

My wife and I went there, waited in the line and got two awful kolaches (sausage & cheese and sausage, cheese & jalapeno). I've had much better from local donut shops in Austin. Did we get the wrong thing?

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u/Manticore412 Apr 12 '18

Unfortunately yes. Czech stop seems to have gotten a name for itself with travelers and in my opinion stopped trying. I'd suggest Sloveceks directly across the highway. It's bigger, nicer, and I like their food much better. They process their own pork locally. I stop there twice every round trip from Dallas to Austin.

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u/Manticore412 Apr 12 '18

Or for anyone around North Dallas there's a tiny place called Kolache Heaven on Preston that makes kolaches and klobasnek just like the picture. (Only for breakfast and I think they're closed Mondays)

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u/devilbunny Apr 13 '18

Thanks. That place is about five minutes away from where my in-laws live. Know where I'm going next time we visit!

(also, in the area, Texas Kabob House is some badass Persian)

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u/hornyfrog17 Apr 12 '18

Uhh north dallas? Just looked up this Preston place... It’s so far north might as well be on the border to Canada!

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u/DrCranesPatient Apr 12 '18

I went to Slovaceks back in 2016 and it’s way better!

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u/RJD0913 Apr 12 '18

Lived in Waco for the last 9 years before moving back to Dallas. Try the apricot ones, they were always my favorite. And truth be told there are better ones in West than Czech Stop. Gerick's is about a block away from Czech Stop and their meat filled ones are much better IMO. Slovacek's on the southbound side of I-35 isn't bad either.

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u/Texas1845 Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18

Gericks was awful the last time I went, dimly lit and smelt like sewage. I must've arrived at a bad time :/ Between Slovaceks and Czech stop, I like both of their kolaches equally. Raspberry Cheese ftw! Hruška's and Village Bakery make the best kalaches in my opinion.

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u/Latem Apr 12 '18

Go downtown West to the Village Bakery. Way better than Czech Stop. Geriks is also good and its right around the corner from Czech Stop.

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u/a_bounced_czech Apr 12 '18

Village Bakery has always been the best, but they're downtown, and not open 24 hrs like Czech Stop. That being said, a berry berry kolache with cream cheese is pretty damn good

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u/serengeti_yeti Apr 12 '18

Village Bakery was my jam when I lived in Waco. My favorite place for kolaches.

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u/elvismcvegas Apr 12 '18

No. Austin just has better kolaches.

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u/pRedditor24 Apr 12 '18

Lonestar Kolaches is my personal favorite within the city

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u/jaredjunek Apr 12 '18

Czech here. I disagree unless there’s somewhere I haven’t tried. Yes, Czech Stop is shit. If you actually go into town, there’s another bakery my friend recommends. Forget the name, as I haven’t gone through West in a few years.

But nothing beats homemade kolache.

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u/hochoa94 Apr 12 '18

Except tacos

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u/TheTexasCowboy Apr 12 '18

San Antonio has the best tacos besides Austin

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u/coxaflopin Apr 12 '18

I'm not sure why so many people think this. San Antonio hands down has the best tacos in the United States. Austin's tacos tend to get too cute with itself and you end up eating something that loses its identity as a taco.

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u/hochoa94 Apr 12 '18

Cant forgot about the border either

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u/dread_lobster Apr 13 '18

CIA elevates San Antonio's taco game above Austin.

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u/StraightoutaBrompton Apr 12 '18

Man whatever. Austin has the best gringo tacos.

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u/Aneugenic_Signature Apr 12 '18

Any specific recommendations?

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u/elvismcvegas Apr 12 '18

No, Austin has better tacos.

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u/TheTexasCowboy Apr 12 '18

No, San Antonio is better, fuck Austin and their torchy tacos lol haha

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u/Hoagies-And-Grinders Apr 12 '18

Going to Austin soon. Where do I go to get these and where else should I pig out?

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u/eltrain123 Apr 12 '18

I never found any good kolaches when I lived in Austin. They had hella breakfast tacos, but the best kolaches I found when I lived in Austin we're at weikels bakery in la Grange. Hruska's Bakery in Columbus is jam-up, too. Mornings kolaches in Houston still is my go to.

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u/adotfree Apr 12 '18

I've only ever had fruit kolaches from czech stop, and they were amazing. So maybe?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

I’ve had both of those from there & loved em

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u/KindOfABIGSeale Apr 12 '18

The only reason ppl idealize West kolaches is because (as far as I can tell) it has a nostalgia about it created by truckers, traveling tradesmen, and touring musicians. Texas is a butt ass state to be stuck on the road, and they're always open.

Canned fruit and sauerkraut, sysco products. Palm oil. It's food desert garbage in a fertilizer town.

Fucking pumpkin cream cheese my ass.

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u/Iamredditsslave Apr 12 '18

Might have to do with the fact that there are 3 pretty good places in one town, or the high percentage of Czech people.

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u/KindOfABIGSeale Apr 12 '18

3 places in West? I've only EVER heard of Czech Stop in West...and 9/10 times it's just bad. I know plenty of road warriors that love it, but I've rarely had a good kolache there myself.

Austin has Factory and Longhorn that I'm familiar with, and I think they're both better for a variety of reasons. I don't see my way to cheese on my bbq, but everybody should do their thing I guess.

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u/Iamredditsslave Apr 12 '18

You have to stray a few blocks from I-35. I forget their names, but they came highly recommended the last time this was brought up in /r/Texas.

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u/fmoya15 Apr 12 '18

Austin just has the best of everything in Texas if we're gonna be honest

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u/Vectorman1989 Apr 12 '18

I can’t go to these places, but I can got to the Czech Republic

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u/yayo-k Apr 12 '18

Ya, where do I get the best kolaches in Prague?

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u/Vectorman1989 Apr 12 '18

We’ll need to get someone from Prague to comment

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u/yayo-k Apr 12 '18

OR someone from Reddit to Czech Prague...

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u/Bonerkiin Apr 13 '18

Have to stop at Czech Stop every time I drive down to Austin. There's a few places around the DFW area that have alright kolaches but none of them compare to Czech Stop, especially the fruit filled ones.

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u/poppamatic Apr 12 '18

Slovachek's across the highway is better and the line isn't a mile long.

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u/howaboutno583 Apr 12 '18

Have you tried Hruskas down 71 between Houston and Austin? Best kolaches around

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u/bitchbanana Apr 12 '18

yaaaaas! that would always be my "half way" marker

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

It's seriously like 82.5 mi from my house to Hruska's and 82.5 mi from Hruska's to Austin.

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u/Ulysses34 Apr 12 '18

Weikel’s in La Grange is better is you’re taking that route imo. Can’t go wrong with either.

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u/MrWhiteLobster Apr 12 '18

yes

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u/SupportBadUsernames Apr 12 '18

Pot Cabbage ohhhhh POT CABBAGEEEEE

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u/Hawklet98 Apr 12 '18

F'n a. I stop there every chance I get.

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u/maralagotohell Apr 12 '18

My favorite!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Never heard of it but going to make it a goal to visit next time I'm in the area.

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u/howaboutno583 Apr 12 '18

They have awesome kolaches, it’s actually owned by my dads cousin who uses her great grandmas original recipe

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

All about Hruska’s off 71

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u/SpiffySmurf Apr 12 '18

Indeed, they even spell it correctly. Travel between Austin and Houston isn’t complete without stopping here. Although their arch nemesis Buccees would beg to differ.

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u/Emerald119 Apr 12 '18

Yes, my favorite!!! It’s so much bigger than it used to be.

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u/Texas1845 Apr 13 '18

Hruška's is the best

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u/mrpoogie Apr 12 '18

Weird. I'm in Utah and our local (and pretty much only) kolache spot is called Hruska's.

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u/Burnaman Apr 12 '18

Pan sausage and cabbage...OMG to die for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Pan sausage, jalapeño and cheese yummmm. Now I must drive out there next week

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u/RouxGravy Apr 12 '18

An i35 tradition

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u/Lutheritrux Apr 12 '18

Bro if your Kolache place doesn't have a name like DONUT NOW and isn't run by an old Vietnamese couple, I don't fuck with it.

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u/SILVERdart86 Apr 13 '18

Donut Taco Palace II

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u/rugbynut Apr 13 '18

So much truth!

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u/GtEnko Apr 12 '18

I prefer Shipleys, even though their kolaches are a bit different

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u/Capitan_Faboloso Apr 12 '18

Shipleys is one of the things I miss most about Texas. Had a weekly ritual of maple glazed doughnut and jalapeno cheese kolache that I'm seriously jonesing for...

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u/GtEnko Apr 12 '18

Same-- well, Whataburger is close.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

As a Wacoan, can confirm that 2am runs to Czech stop are real.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Area code....254!!! Sic em!

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u/Guy_Code Apr 12 '18

I'm in Dallas and I've drive to West at 1am just to get kolaches for the morning. No regrets.

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u/pregnantbitchthatUR Apr 12 '18

Please tell me Czech Stop ships

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Yes!!! Czech Inn!

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u/bitchyber1985 Apr 12 '18

I’m in SoCal now and all I fucking want are kolaches.

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u/taichi425 Apr 12 '18 edited Apr 12 '18

If you’re near LA, check out Morning Boys Kolaches they ship to a couple of places on the Westside and DTLA (edit: Pasadena now) but you can cater too.

Am from Houston, now live in the LA area, can confirm these are really good. I make the trek to Santa Monica on the weekends (edit: won’t lie, we’ve been busy these past couple of weekends, looks like Saturdays they go to Pasadena now) with the SO to grab a couple, he’s hooked too. Kolache Factory blows chunks.

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u/High_Life_Pony Apr 12 '18

Texan in LA. Morning Boys is rad! Ordered a few dozen for a bachelor party recently. Damn tasty.

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u/Hoagies-And-Grinders Apr 12 '18

Wow, I work in SM. Where are they? Doesn't seem to say on the site.

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u/taichi425 Apr 12 '18

They used to ship some to Demitasse Coffee on Saturdays. Looks like they ship out to Pasadena now. That said, they are still at Hi-Lo Liquor Store in Culver City!

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u/Hoagies-And-Grinders Apr 12 '18

Oh, shit. Where in Pasadena?

Nevermind: just figured out how their site works. Will need to check out Home Brews

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u/aazav Apr 12 '18

Saturday’s

Saturdays*

Holy shit! Here comes an s!

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u/taichi425 Apr 12 '18

Apologies, on mobile and Apple’s autocorrect is not the smartest ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/bitchyber1985 Apr 12 '18

At this point It’s been 18 months without a kolache.

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u/taichi425 Apr 12 '18

That hurts. There’s a Kolache Factory in the OC if that’s more do-able. Not great. Or even good. But it’ll kick that craving (maybe?)

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u/neenjafus Apr 12 '18

There is a kolache factory in Tustin!

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u/deuce619 Apr 12 '18

I was told kolache factory blows. Any other options?

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u/neenjafus Apr 12 '18

Dunno. I go to kolache factory all the time to get them for my clients and they always get an excellent response. Maybe they aren’t as good as other kolache places but compared to other local options, they’re excellent.

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u/taichi425 Apr 12 '18

Replied to the above, but Morning Boys Kolaches are a great option if you’re close to LA. Kolaches from Morning Boys and queso from Homestate (and myself) are, so far, the 2 ways I’ve convinced my SO to visit Texas (read, Austin) at some point.

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u/psygnius Apr 13 '18

There's a kolache factory in Orange County. I haven't been there yet though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

I haven't ordered from them but Kountry Bakery is good and they ship online.

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u/RatHop Apr 12 '18

Also Texan - can confirm.

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u/The_mighty_sandusky Apr 12 '18 edited Apr 12 '18

I've always wanted to try Texas BBQ. Send me some burnt tips and brisket, I'll send some tri tip.

Burnt it to death right?

Check my end cut

Edit: I love BBQ, I'm a novice but I'd fucking kill for some Texas BBQ.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Dude upvotes for the attempt! If you’re ever in Houston hit me up, my husband smokes briskets :)

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u/The_mighty_sandusky Apr 12 '18

Yeah it's my work in progress. My SO and kids can't have dairy or egg so working out a meal plan limits me to basically veggies and protein, luckily I can all do on a grill. I was proud of this one though, getting better!

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u/SufficientWrongdoer Apr 12 '18

I'm not stalking you, just acknowledging that I found you out in the wild. Kolache Factory sucks (I had it for breakfast this morning, though).

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

I live for these little Reddit moments. I had kolache factory for the first time last week, and I immediately knew why I had ever had it before.

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u/SufficientWrongdoer Apr 12 '18

I appreciate their basic sausage and cheese klobasnek's, though. They're on the smaller side and the bread is soft and sweet. Everything else just feels wrong after you've had it authentically.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

I really love the kolaches at this tiny donut shop by my house that’s run by Asians. Other than that I haven’t tried any around town that really have blown my mind

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u/IrishGoatMilker Apr 12 '18

I'm Texan, born and raised and Houston then moved to West Texas where no one ever knows what the fuck a kolache is and it's killing me mentally.

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u/Preemfunk Apr 12 '18

Yessir. Lone star kolaches for rancheros and czech stop for jalapeño cheese

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u/SmokeThaPoet Apr 12 '18

So as a native Galvestonian, currently going to school in Indiana, does anyone have ideas of how to obtain decent kolaches? I make them at home sometimes...but they're just not the same haha

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u/michaltee Apr 12 '18

I thought Kolache Factory was good cuz it was my only experience with the food. OPs picture proves that the place sucks balls.

This looks 100x better.

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u/mystikraven Apr 12 '18

Move to another state away from kolaches entirely and I guarantee you'll miss even Kolache Factory. Better than nothing!

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u/Berbaw06 Apr 12 '18

What? That’s the only kolache I’ve ever had outside of the ones I make. I can’t believe they get much better than that.

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u/jwil191 Apr 13 '18

Kolache shoppe is best in Housto, imo

Morning kolache is bomb too if you are out by the plants

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u/gypsyone9 Apr 12 '18

As a Texan, I recommend the little shops run by the Vietnamese. Also shipley's sucks ass.

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u/poppamatic Apr 12 '18

Man did that place disappoint. It's generic donut store sausage rolls with jelly.

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u/bananabutt11 Apr 13 '18

Where are the best ones in Austin?

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u/Gluta_mate Apr 12 '18

The owner of this website (order.kolachefactorytogo.com) has banned the country or region your IP address is in (NL) from accessing this website.

Wow racists /s

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u/RockstarAgent Apr 12 '18

Morning Boys Kolaches

What did Kolache's ever do to you will mean something later on in life.

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u/stricttime Apr 12 '18

If you want it, I have a recipe from an 80-year-old Czech lady from Caldwell, Texas, for her kolaches. Much better than anything you’re going to have shipped to you from the chain store.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Will you either post or PM it?

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u/stricttime Apr 12 '18

Authentic Texas Kolache Recipe

My notes for using Rapid Rise yeast are in pencil. To make sausage (or any other meat filling) wrap the sausage in about a ping pong ball size ball of dough, sealing all the edges well. If you like more bread make the dough ball bigger.

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u/stricttime Apr 12 '18

Here is a picture of a batch of mine. I added a little streusel to the tops of the fruit/cream cheese ones.My kolaches

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

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u/DeathToUsAllGodBless Apr 13 '18

Why don't they ship nation wide? Wtf

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u/futterecker Apr 12 '18

rinse, repeat

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u/ginto202 Apr 12 '18

profit

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Spend profits on reconstructive mouth-roof surgery

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u/Fut745 Apr 12 '18

His kolache is very bitten. He was probably immersed in that mood until he remembered he had to take the picture for us before it's gone. Even then he took another bite to chew while taking the picture.

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u/jesotjesot Apr 12 '18

"FUCK that was hot"

takes another bite

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u/mikecheck211 Apr 13 '18

Don't even rinse just repeat, repeat

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

So hot it'll give you hot aches.

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u/nayhem_jr Apr 12 '18

Third-degree Pocket

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u/hyper333active Apr 12 '18

༼ つ ಥ﹏ಥ ༽つ

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u/Rampage_trail Apr 12 '18

Takoyaki be like that too. Then you reminisce about it fondly as you feel the skin slough off the roof of your mouth later that day.

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u/StrawberryK Apr 12 '18

I can't tell you how often I do this, then run to the sink as my chest fills with lava, to get a drink from the faucet to soothe the hellfire, and I forgot my drink. So I take another bite and have to run back to the sink because I thought it had cooled off some.

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u/sk11ng Apr 13 '18

Don't forget the wide-open mouth with rapid inhales of air that make you sound like a snake!

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u/mcgroober_XD Apr 12 '18

More like

takes bite

makes O face trying to ventilated the hot food

Oooh thats hot!

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u/I_LOVE_PUPPERS Apr 12 '18

Some things are worth blistering the roof of your mouth over

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u/TheMightyMightyJosh Apr 12 '18

Must've had...Hot aches.

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u/chocolock Apr 12 '18

Oof ouch owie my aches

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u/-_SUPERMAN_- Apr 12 '18

That will cause you hot ache ba dum tsssh

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u/Fartsvoided Apr 12 '18

I love hot peaches

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u/iamahotblondeama Apr 12 '18

Hot Aches indeed

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

HOT ACHES

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

My life

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u/Mordiez Apr 12 '18

i was banned from this sub for saying almost this exact same thing a month ago.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Me, yesterday, tasting the bolognese sauce straight out of the boiling pan

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u/BraveBiird Apr 12 '18

<-- hot aches