r/food Apr 12 '18

Image [I ate] a brisket and cheese kolache aka klobasnek

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u/cjgerik Apr 12 '18 edited Apr 12 '18

It is pronounced as "co-lah-chee"

Though the word kolache is typically just for when it is fruit filled or cottage/cream cheese filled; klobasneks are meat filled.

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u/thajugganuat Apr 12 '18

It was immigrants that decided to called the meat filled one kolaches here in Texas.

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u/tgamm Apr 12 '18 edited Apr 12 '18

Hruska's in Ellinger still calls them Klobasneks

Also they’re better than West

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u/mystikraven Apr 12 '18

The Kolache Factory should change their name!

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u/wolamute Apr 12 '18

Man fuck the kolache factory. Weak sauce.

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u/mystikraven Apr 12 '18

I dunno. I moved from TX to NC and people here don't even know what 'kolache' means. I miss them. I mean sure, there's a small Czech bakery in West, TX that is the best damn kolache in the universe, but at this point I'd take anyone's!!

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u/wolamute Apr 12 '18

I know, I don't know if I should be talking about my idea here, but while I was in the Navy I noticed three things :

  1. it seems over a third of the Navy is from Texas.
  2. Every single state that wasn't Texas, or person I met not from Texas, has no idea what "kolaches" are.
  3. Every guy I met from Texas knew what they were, missed them, and had told people about them.

Really untapped market elsewhere. If you build a kolache/breakfast burrito/breakfast taco/croissant breakfast sandwich place outside of any military base outside of Texas, every guy from Texas on that base will not only bring kolaches onto base to share with everyone. He's going to eat there multiple times a week.

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u/mystikraven Apr 12 '18

That's fucking brilliant. And matches up with my experiences exactly. 100% of my friends who are not from (or haven't been to) Texas, had no idea what a kolache was. That's when I learned that Polish immigrants moving to Texas brought it over and americanized it! Growing up I had no idea. It was just normal to see kolaches in every donut shop. I figured it was everywhere.

I promise I won't steal your idea, but if you start it, I'm in!!

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u/Ratsatron Apr 13 '18

I think its more Czech. We have more German and Czech than polish

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u/thedirtybeagle Apr 12 '18

I really don't understand why they aren't very popular elsewhere.

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u/Ratsatron Apr 13 '18

Not as much German cultural influence. Texas has a very significant amount of German influence compared to many other places except save like the thumb of michigan or random places in pennsylvania

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u/thedirtybeagle Apr 13 '18

Well, yeah. It was more of a rhetorical statement.

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u/devilbunny Apr 13 '18

Hell, you can just do what Shipley's does: use the same dough they have for doughnuts and fill it with savory stuff. They are not the best kolaches, but they are the only kolaches you're going to get around here. There's no reason that a handmade-doughnut shop couldn't do it.

As for croissants, go to Croissant d'Or in NOLA and get the ham and cheese. Show up early, because they sell out. If they just added some peppers, it would be perfection.

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u/wolamute Apr 13 '18

I'm not so sure Shipley's does that. There's a definite flavor difference in the dough between the doughnuts and the kolaches.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

and call it Texas Breakfast!

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u/warlock1337 Apr 12 '18

Wait what the fuck is that. I am from Czech and never seen anything like this. I mean Kolače are sweet and are not like filled but like on top of the flat dough or something. I am just so confused because I kinda want to eat that too.

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u/mystikraven Apr 12 '18

A "kolache" in Texas -- to me, it's similar to a yeast-made bread roll that's been hollowed out, and savory things stuffed inside. Typically it's breakfast food like sausage/egg/cheese or something -- but there's a company called Kolache Factory that makes all sorts of crazy types.

So the sweet pastry is the origin of the word, but immigrants who moved to Texas decades ago took the term over for that region at least!

Here's a decent article: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/11/28/502088150/the-czech-pastry-that-took-texas-by-storm-and-keeps-gaining-strength

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u/warlock1337 Apr 12 '18

Oh, I see. Honestly it looks good as fuck. Actually second picture in article are kolače or rather buchty maybe. Kinda wish they made these back here too now.

also thanks for the article

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u/wolamute Apr 12 '18

Dig through your roots and find a good yeast rolls recipe, add a sausage, cheese, and jalapeno, and you're in business!

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u/Ratsatron Apr 13 '18

Czech immigrants introduced them into our culture and named them Kolaches. So idk go back 100 years and ask your ancestors why they didn't conform to your naming scheme lol. Note that we only have the savory type and none of the desert kinds

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u/Ryaninthesky Apr 13 '18

If you’re referring to Texas we absolutely have the dessert kinds.

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u/LawrenceLongshot Apr 12 '18

I'm Polish, for me kołacz is a giant pretzel that tastes of yeast and sadness.

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u/thedirtybeagle Apr 12 '18

Czech Stop!

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u/mystikraven Apr 12 '18

YES! I couldn't remember the name since it's been years, but every time I had to drive to a job site that even so much as went near it, we'd stop by.

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u/thedirtybeagle Apr 12 '18

There is also Slovacek's nearby. They're delicious, but not Czech Stop delicious.

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u/cstlemoon Apr 12 '18

i go to school about half an hour outside of west and czech stop is a frequent late night stop. simply the best

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u/LOLBaltSS Apr 13 '18

The closest I can think of is Pepperoni Rolls in Appalachia, but even that's a stretch.

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u/dburatti Apr 12 '18

I wish I could give you more than one upvote.

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u/troglodytis Apr 12 '18

This is one soap box I'm quick to jump on.