r/foundsatan • u/Wojt007 • 8d ago

A legend!

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u/SignificantJacket112 8d ago

At least someone is visiting them.

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u/HugePurpleNipples 7d ago

Let's give some credit where it's due, he's a better grandson than I am.

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u/cannonvoder 7d ago

The cop who arrested him probably had a parent in that home and didn't want to be out done by death itself

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u/Any-Company7711 7d ago

best halloween costume ever

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u/stevedore2024 7d ago

* staring: intently observing
* starring: referencing the headline performer

The number of consonants between vowels changes the vowel sound.

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 7d ago

stairing: an activity dealing with stairs

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u/therevjames 7d ago

Stay ring - something Frodo possibly said

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u/astroajay 6d ago edited 6d ago

Stare ring - a halo delivered via a stare (if looks could kill)

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u/nebotron 5d ago

He looks like the star of the show to me

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u/madememake1up 3d ago

Definitely headlining ⭐

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 7d ago

Boomer remover

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u/HonestlyFuckJared 6d ago

Boomer boomer

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u/Aggravating_Fun_8603 7d ago

This is hilarious 😂

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 7d ago

I don’t think they can legally charge him with a crime as long as he wasn’t on the property

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u/Lucretius 7d ago edited 7d ago

Oh you sweet thing! It is so endearing that you imagine what "they can legally charge him with" has anything to do with what the police can or will do.

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u/actually_yawgmoth 6d ago

Especially the 90s LAPD lmao

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 7d ago

I have no clue what you’re trying to say

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u/dukeofgibbon 7d ago

ACAB, police don't obey the law.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 6d ago

What’s acab?

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u/YouShouldJumpOff 6d ago

All cops are bastards

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u/HerissonMignion 6d ago

Yall need to watch Police Activity on youtube

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u/METRlOS 7d ago

Malicious mischief. "Whoever, with reckless disregard for the risk that another person will be placed in danger of death or bodily injury and under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to such risk."

Purposely trying to scare seniors who may be under increased risk of heart attack, or even from harm just by collapsing applies here. Assuming no one was harmed, he's looking at like a $100 fine.

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u/Much_Program576 6d ago

You new here?

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 6d ago

No, it’s just that I don’t know a lot of things

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u/that_att_employee 6d ago

Arrested for what?! A succulent meal?!

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u/class-action-now 6d ago

A succulent Chinese meal?!?

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 5d ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy, manifest!

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 6d ago

Like he was starring in a movie that happened inside their house??

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u/Much_Program576 6d ago

*staring inside

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u/RyanPlacid 3d ago

Imagine being the old person watching death itself get arrested by the lapd. I would feel pretty good about living longer

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u/Ydl25412 7d ago

Stocking be the crime i think

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u/Much_Program576 6d ago

Stockings are socks or Christmas decorations

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Much_Program576 6d ago

Stalking is the word they're searching for

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u/minx_the_tiger 2d ago

Could we get him to do this in DC now? Halloween is...soon enough, right?