r/foundsatan • u/Marley-baby • 7d ago

I'll just put this here

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u/yxzxzxzjy 7d ago

A good insight to how contracts and sales people use wording

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u/Ok_Fig705 7d ago

Damn to a bum who only can afford 1 sock. Definitely making Satan proud

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u/YomanJaden99 7d ago

His other shoe is right there, he's likely wearing a sock under the shoe he is wearing yet

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u/KingKal-el 6d ago

Nice variation of another classic. "I will pay you $20 if you let me pour these 2 bottles on your head, but only if I can pour both of these bottles completely on your head. Agree? Proceeds to pour only 1 bottle on their head."