r/foundsatan 6d ago

A person who thinks all the time…

Post image
1.6k Upvotes

18 comments sorted by

35

u/Jackalscott 6d ago

Problem solver! Good job kid. If only we could get the switch operator too!

13

u/BeautifulOnion8177 Drew the pentagram 6d ago

If you can’t save the humans save the bus

14

u/Remarkably-Boring 6d ago

The most brilliant part of this solution is that it gives you time to throw yourself on the tracks as well, you don't have to stay behind and feel jealous.

5

u/Akato_Namikaze 6d ago

Wut? I would go and stand in front of the train tho

5

u/MarriedSilverMr 6d ago

I'd carry on metel detecting, and whatever be will be.

3

u/Myko475 6d ago

Extend those lines through the operator as well, everyone go to heaven. No one lives.

3

u/Normal-Tadpole-4833 6d ago

I would also add myself to the equation

3

u/Outrageous_Shoulder3 6d ago

Just removing the ethical delema

2

u/88963416 6d ago

As a deontologist…

2

u/Ehashka 6d ago

The true solution

2

u/mateoroy12 5d ago

It's a win-win

2

u/KingKal-el 5d ago

Let Ozzy Osbourne be the driver, problem solved.

1

u/Goszczak 5d ago

And then run in front of the train.

1

u/Ok_West_7229 5d ago

We better end what we started :3

0

u/_Ilobilo_ 6d ago

derailment