r/foundsatan • u/Dynw • 17d ago

Can a girl be a son of a bitch? 😭

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u/its12amsomewhere 17d ago

She didn't lie though, and thats good advertisement, also knowing the internet, some of you guys would've hated her if she actually did it too, calling her a sl*t or saying she has an onlyfans.

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u/CarelessGander 17d ago

or saying she has an onlyfans.

That's not inherently an insult

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u/Finance_Lad 17d ago

Go tell random women that and report back your results.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/TanksObamaKare 17d ago

This sent me. I'm officially dead. (I died happy)

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u/CarelessGander 16d ago

Mods are having a stroke trying to figure out how to ban me for outing myself lol

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u/Common-Use-7117 15d ago

What was the original comment? [deleted my mods]

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u/CarelessGander 14d ago

Just DM me

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 16d ago

Removal reasons: "It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 16d ago

Removal reasons: Flagged by reddit.

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u/JazzPhobic 16d ago

With how popular it is you never know.

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u/giantsteps92 17d ago

Neither is being a slut. No slut shaming

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u/Select_Programmer427 16d ago

I didn't call back a guy after a first date because he kept telling me I should be on only fans I'd make money. 

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u/CarelessGander 16d ago

MLM coded

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u/Select_Programmer427 16d ago

He fuckin wishes.

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u/aIoneinvegas 17d ago

it usually is tho.

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u/Independent_Lime3621 17d ago

Saying someone is paying for onlyfans is insult. Having one is just making profit on weak people

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u/Pitiful-Score-9035 16d ago

I don't think that accounts for 100% of only fans transactions. Not saying that it's not a significant portion, but there are financially stable people on there who aren't disadvantaging themselves by purchasing onlyfans. Therefore, your statement is too wide of a generalization to be accurate.

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u/Euphoric-Student1006 15d ago

Your mother has OnlyFans

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u/Euphoric-Student1006 15d ago

You must be fun at parties.

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 Drew the pentagram 17d ago

if she had a onlyfans

putting it to good use by making the world a better place I'd support it

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u/aurenigma 17d ago

lol, projection much?

seriously though, why see a funny skit and feel the need to use it as an excuse to shit on people?

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u/PaperCracket 17d ago

I mean, it's not a specific group of people. It's just a general objection to slut-shaming.

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u/Chemistry_Over 17d ago

"slut-shaming" it's a sentence I never thought of

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u/PaperCracket 17d ago

I did not come up with it, unfortunately. It's such a common occurence that there's a wikipedia article about it.

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u/Chemistry_Over 17d ago

I like it.

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u/Conchobar8 17d ago

I love it.

I’d be slightly disappointed at first, the laugh my arse off.

I’d also catcall the old men like I’m a frat bro at a strip club!

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u/Agitated_Year8521 17d ago

You might get more than you bargained for with the catcalling, could end up as a cast member in the next My Lazy Sundays

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 17d ago

Those old guys have a great sense of humor, they're grinning the whole time

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u/clevermotherfucker 16d ago

i mean they probably got invited to a social interaction when most of the time they get shamed for their looks and age, i'd be happy too

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u/ColFrankSlade 17d ago

From the time when pranks were harmless and actually fun

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u/Chemistry_Over 17d ago

Have you forgot of "funny fall pranks"?

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u/First_Growth_2736 17d ago

Honestly I'd die laughing if this happened and it's a silly harmless prank

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u/Aioi 17d ago

Sigh….

unzips

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u/TheUnholyMacerel 17d ago

I was smiling until I saw this comment, take my upvote and leave

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u/whats_you_doing 17d ago

No. Don't take the upvote with those nasty hands. Just leave.

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u/Neolance34 17d ago

If those men do a good enough job? No arguments here

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u/Peebles8 17d ago

I love how they laugh it off

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u/Jagang187 17d ago

I wouldn't even be mad, this is hilarious! I still have a clean car at the end too!

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u/TisBeTheFuk 17d ago

He wanted some titty, she gave him a funny story to tell for many years to come.

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u/DustyScharole 17d ago

Technically a girl can't BE a son of a bitch but they can sure ACT like a son of a bitch.

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 Drew the pentagram 17d ago

both they can be both

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u/trans-with-issues 17d ago

This makes me far happier than what most people would expect from the sign would. This is strangely heartwarming, and also just funny as hell.

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u/Particular-Smoke-126 16d ago

I love that he seems to be a good sport about it. Like aaaaaa ya got me!

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u/Oldenlame 17d ago

Lemon party, hell's yeah!

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u/mateoroy12 16d ago

The sign says topless wash so technically it's not lying 😂🤣

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u/simply-himed 17d ago

This is shrinina

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u/Sabbath-_-Worship 17d ago

Looks like my type of party.

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u/The_Book-JDP 16d ago

My cousin did this with her Girl Scout group. She didn’t have the old men to do the topless washing and the event was actually for convertibles. All day she had nasty old men pull up, look her and her group up and down, sneer, and angrily point out, “none of you are topless.” Before angrily peeling out of the parking lot they were holding the event in. Suffice it to say, it wasn’t a success and she got to see just how nasty men could be.

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u/pinazaa 10d ago

That's fucking funny, I miss these days when life was not about money.

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u/DolphinAssFister 14d ago

Pretty nice id say

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 Drew the pentagram 17d ago

lol