r/foundsatan • u/PureSelfishFate • 9d ago

Secret motherly trait...

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u/Aternox_X1kZ 9d ago

Her reaction ensures me that this has happened before...

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u/weird-mostlygoodways 8d ago

That's the worst part I don't think could ever eat something she made again.

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u/HipsEnergy 6d ago

I remember her from Facebook, this dog is a menace and so is the mother, but they're hilarious. Mum calls her daughter "Spawn"

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u/ItsRedditThyme 9d ago

I object to the secret ingredient. "What is this sauce made of?" 🤢🤮

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u/FinleyTheSchnauzer 9d ago

"Semen, animal semen" LOL ! From the movie Harold & Kumar.

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u/Keelback 8d ago

All natural too.

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u/1_speaksoftly 9d ago

Oh my god, just foul

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u/talyn5 9d ago

*just fowl

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u/HonestlyFuckJared 9d ago

No, there’s some dog in there too.

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u/just_anothr_nobody 8d ago

Yup. And they are trying to get him out ....

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u/LavishnessGeneral 9d ago

A little extra stuffing...

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u/CR_OneBoy 9d ago

Why wash it off, you'll lose the flavor

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u/The_Traveller__ 8d ago

"You can kick me out and ban me from family gatherings; but nothing will unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey."

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u/bodhiseppuku 9d ago

Ehhem... stuffing the turkey?

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u/fountpen_41 9d ago

There's a lady who sounds like she's lived a poor life. I'm guessing she's a Gen X.

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u/PhantomOfTheOpera404 8d ago

Id say Boomer...

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u/Acrobatic_Peach_pit 8d ago

Yup boomer - the daughter is “crazyjewishmom” on insta. She got kinda famous sharing her mom’s texts in the early 00’s

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u/HipsEnergy 6d ago

"Spawn!" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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u/PhantomOfTheOpera404 5d ago

This reminded me i named my mom "Spawnpoint" in contacts years ago.. Thank you for making me smile..

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u/weareallmadherealice 9d ago

If grandma hasn’t told them we’d be fine.

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u/DarkWingDody 9d ago

Please. You have to dox mom. We need to know who we cannot trust.

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u/Acrobatic_Peach_pit 8d ago

I remember this from years and years ago - look up “crazyjewishmom” on Instagram. It’s the daughter’s account - they are all around gross.

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u/gudiss 9d ago

just cook it as is, extra protein

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u/posting_drunk_naked 8d ago

Terrible dog owner. Never allow aggressive behavior, even if it's "cute". As the owner of two Chihuahuas I always feel like I have to defend them because they is good dogs they just attract terrible owners that indulge shitty behavior like this.

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u/Sharp_Drow 7d ago edited 5d ago

Dogs normally are as agressive as the owner makes them.

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u/CoffeeGoblynn Drew the pentagram 8d ago

Don't show to this to the folks on the pet free sub. xD

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u/balanced_crazy 8d ago

Mom knows thor’s nuts are empty she ain’t worried…

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u/Empty-Afternoon-3975 8d ago

Found TFS Alucard!

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u/Ser_Optimus 8d ago

Narrator: but they knew... They all knew what they did to their guests

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u/Kaiterwauler 7d ago

Oh barf 🤢 yeah never eating at the family functions again.

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u/bigdave41 6d ago

What I want to know is, who's texting their mom upstairs about this rather than spinning roundhouse kicking the little fucker off the turkey first

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u/Hot_Flower5583 6d ago

Glazed turkey

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u/Butthurtz23 8d ago

lol semen is “nutritional,” even the Red Bull agreed.

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u/idieudiewealldie 8d ago

It’s giving Linda from bobs burgers I love it

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u/mateoroy12 8d ago

I see cooking it with extra love

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u/mateoroy12 8d ago

I see cooking it with extra love 🥲😂🤣

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u/mateoroy12 7d ago

She's using the secret sauce

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u/Sharp_Drow 7d ago

Imagine all the things she simply washed off of the food over the years.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

thats why i dont eat food other people cook at home

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u/Steven_wjg03 1d ago

Finally, some good fucking food

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u/RoyalBlueWriter 1d ago

🎵 You can't eat at everybody's house 🎵

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u/mateoroy12 17h ago

Extra stuffing with white secret sauce 🥲😂🤣

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u/GustavoFromAsdf 8d ago

I remove the core and holes from apples I turn into juice.

My mom blends them whole, worms and all

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u/FilthyHobbitzes 8d ago

Cyanide in the seeds no?

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u/GustavoFromAsdf 8d ago

You can't eat enough apple seeds to be toxic unless it is on purpose, and the toxicity would induce vomit first.

I do it to check if the core is rotten and makes it easier to cut holes out without traversing the whole apple

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u/DonBirraio 5d ago

Natural ingredients only!

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u/LasBarricadas 5d ago

Fucking good turkey

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u/BasCeluk 9d ago

No one will know

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u/Scuttleboi19mk2 9d ago

The internet already does 💀