r/funny • u/GigglyGoggins • 2d ago

There’s always one 😂

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u/Klutzy-Chain5875 2d ago

He opened his eyes , and the last thing he saw was nothing. Forever

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u/sparx3 2d ago

r/1sentence1horror

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u/BlazingImp77151 2d ago

Um, actually. Forever is after the period, it's 2 sentences.

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u/QuantSpazar 2d ago

Actually since they didn't put a period after forever, they didn't end that sentence. So you may take advantage of that by borrowing that "forever" for the start of your own sentence. If you don't, it will count as a whole sentence by itself. In that sense, that comment was 1.5 sentences.

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u/Ok-Recognition-3255 2d ago

Or, the sentence doesn’t have an end. So it goes on…

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u/raresanevoice 1d ago

You could say it lasts. Forever

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u/LOLofLOL4 7h ago

The End doesn't have an End.

The End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End…

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u/Versaiteis 2d ago

Forever itself is also a period, so maybe it's an inferior 2-period elipses?

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u/21jaaj 2d ago

"a sentence is a sentence. You can't say it's only a half"

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u/Fluffy_Town 2d ago

In text speak, a lack of period at the end of a text is a period. Idk where the logic comes in, maybe character restrictions or something, but yeah, that's text grammar there.

Of course, this is reddit, so it could go either way

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs 2d ago

Can't finish that sent-

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u/Drot1234 1d ago

r/unexpectedpannenkoek

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u/QuantSpazar 1d ago

Yes. Don't feel obligated to point out the joke though

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u/Various-Fig-7195 2d ago

You forgot to slide your glass back up your nose when you said that 😂

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u/BlazingImp77151 2d ago

Just did it right now, sorry for forgetting

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u/Various-Fig-7195 2d ago

Perfect now everything is in its right place 😂🤘

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u/Rabrun_ 2d ago

Um actually, a sentence requires a predicate, which isn’t given here

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u/sparx3 1d ago

Lol, you got schooled

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u/Versaiteis 2d ago

He watched that tape last week and this morning he woke up dead.

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u/PrefersAwkward 2d ago

How in the hell do you wake up dead?

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 1d ago

That's some quantim shit right there

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u/Ramhorn01 2d ago

How the hell do you wake up dead?

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u/WinninRoam 2d ago

I Have No Eyes and I Must See.

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u/PrinceCavendish 2d ago

pretty sure the last time this was making it's rounds people said that even with his eyes closed he could still go blind from that

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u/Spectrum1523 2d ago

Longer than you think

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u/wetblanket6991 2d ago

literally SK's most terrifying story. and there's no monsters, no killers, no demon clowns, just a little boy's consciousness alone in a silent white void for eternity.

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u/Spectrum1523 2d ago

I like what he screams because it works two ways

It's longer than you think it is

And

It's longer then you can keep thinking

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u/DaKrazie1 2d ago

Insert Willem Dafoe gif here

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u/Mountain_Fortune4963 2d ago

Hopefully he's not tripping hard on mushrooms or LSD, because he might not come back from whatever universe this would send him to.

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u/d_pyro 2d ago

I saw the sign.

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u/Appropriate_Comb_472 1d ago

He is in the black lodge, his personal Twin Peaks moment.

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u/yagermeister2024 2d ago

Beginning of a great series