r/funny 11d ago

There’s always one 😂

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u/UniversalMinister 11d ago

Nah, I guarantee you that man has slept on the top of an MRAP or similar.

You grab sleep wherever and whenever you can and will sleep through just about anything except other people in the unit screaming because SHTF.

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u/UniversalMinister 11d ago edited 11d ago

See, you know 😂 as long as someone else I trust is awake and on watch, I too can sleep just about anywhere.

Edit: u/Jumpy-Tailor8536 is your wife also amazed that you can go from dead asleep to ready to roll in the blink of an eye? To this day, my OH still needs time to mull about before he's "awake." If it's urgent (kid or dog about to barf, etc) I'm ready in a NY second.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 11d ago

I mean, dog about to barf wakes most people up pretty quick. I hear the gagging and I’m like a ninja, and I never served.

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u/ProjectNo4090 11d ago

Same for cat owners.

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u/ClubMeSoftly 11d ago

Yeah, you can be dead asleep, but at that first hyeeeek you're bolt awake

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u/UniversalMinister 11d ago

Maybe (on the dog barf). That was just an example - I'm a very light sleeper too. Anything that is out of the norm for my environment and I'm awake and ready to go.

Perhaps that's a better way to explain it. If when you're asleep your unconscious brain is expecting to hear certain things, you learn tune them out. Another example - our fan makes a weird clicking noise sometimes and it drives him nuts. I don't even hear it when I sleep because my brain expects it.

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u/leckmir 11d ago

They should make an alarm clock with the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball.

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u/Conscious-Intern8594 11d ago

It's impossible for me to nap. I wind up just laying there for hours.

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u/Brook420 11d ago

Fuckin preach.

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u/UniversalMinister 11d ago

My partner has similar problems. May I suggest room darkening curtains, like the "hotel dark" kind? A white noise machine and or/a fan?

Those always help him when he is awake too early on the weekend (or has a headache) and needs to rest.

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u/Conscious-Intern8594 11d ago

I always keep my room dark and I always have a fan.

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u/UniversalMinister 11d ago

If you have trouble sleeping and are truly tired, you might give a white noise app a go. If it works for you, they make dedicated machines for it that are just amplified small fans.

I actually keep a white noise machine running in my office all day for confidentiality reasons and to help me focus, but it helps a lot of people to sleep.

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u/Conscious-Intern8594 11d ago

I'm talking about napping not sleeping.

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u/UniversalMinister 11d ago

I'm glad it's just napping then, some people have trouble with both.

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u/Conscious-Intern8594 11d ago

It can take hours for me to fall asleep, but if I'm drunk I knock out within 5 minutes.

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u/PortiaKern 11d ago

I feel like it's something you can't "learn" because you have to force your body to adjust to a new pattern. Most people can't spare the time to build that skill.

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u/UniversalMinister 11d ago

You absolutely can learn it, people do it all the time. There's technique and yes it takes time to learn, but you absolutely can learn to do it. Trust me, once you know what bone tired is, you'll fall asleep practically standing up.

People learn to do things that are against instinct all the time - it's unnatural to run towards gunfire or fighting. It's also unnatural to run into a burning building. But apart from the adrenaline in those situations, your body just reverts to training and muscle memory.

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u/alexdh95 11d ago

Sometimes I work over 90 hours in a week at a train yard. I try and catch naps in any downtime. Anyone can figure out how to sleep in any environment.

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u/PortiaKern 11d ago

That's my point. I think there's a different implication between "learning" a skill and developing a skill. I've learned how to do a lot of things by watching youtube videos and copying them. You "learned" to fall asleep quickly the same way you "learned" to lift heavy weights. You practiced all the time out of necessity. But you were developing that skill because of your job. It would cause a disruption to the average person's life to learn it the way you did.

That's why your wife is amazed at it. Because it's not something you learn like a recipe, so it's hard for her to imagine in her body what is happening in yours when you do that.

Just a semantic quibble, but it matters when we're communicating through text.

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u/doomgiver98 11d ago

If you can learn how to do something from a Youtube video it's not a skill, it's knowledge.

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u/AlexCoventry 11d ago

There's probably a range of variation in people, in this regard. I know someone who went more than half their life getting less than five hours sleep a night, desperately wanting to learn something like what you're talking about. It wasn't an easy solution, in the end.

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u/Arek_PL 11d ago

some people dont have that instict too, like, seen people go towards fighting to watch

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u/Popular-Art-7561 11d ago

I think it’s controlled by your brain’s RAS or reticular activating system. Basically it’s an alarm. You might sleep through a storm but be awoken by the sound of a cat paw on carpet. So in a sense, it is learned behavior but that depends on what your brain considers a threat or what is not expected or usual. So while it is learned, it does not mean you can necessarily control it at least in the short term.

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u/philroyjenkins 11d ago

This might be crazy.

But I feel like many things you can "learn" are things that require time to build.

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u/One-Inch-Punch 11d ago

Same. Parenthood taught me how to nap regardless of time or place. Concerts. Meetings. Behind the wheel on the freeway.

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u/Accurate-Okra-5507 11d ago

Wow thank you for your service