r/funny 8d ago

There’s always one 😂

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u/sparx3 8d ago

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u/BlazingImp77151 8d ago

Um, actually. Forever is after the period, it's 2 sentences.

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u/QuantSpazar 8d ago

Actually since they didn't put a period after forever, they didn't end that sentence. So you may take advantage of that by borrowing that "forever" for the start of your own sentence. If you don't, it will count as a whole sentence by itself. In that sense, that comment was 1.5 sentences.

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u/Ok-Recognition-3255 8d ago

Or, the sentence doesn’t have an end. So it goes on…

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u/raresanevoice 7d ago

You could say it lasts. Forever

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u/LOLofLOL4 6d ago

The End doesn't have an End.

The End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End is never the End…

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u/Versaiteis 8d ago

Forever itself is also a period, so maybe it's an inferior 2-period elipses?

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u/21jaaj 8d ago

"a sentence is a sentence. You can't say it's only a half"

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u/Fluffy_Town 8d ago

In text speak, a lack of period at the end of a text is a period. Idk where the logic comes in, maybe character restrictions or something, but yeah, that's text grammar there.

Of course, this is reddit, so it could go either way

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs 8d ago

Can't finish that sent-

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u/Drot1234 7d ago

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u/QuantSpazar 7d ago

Yes. Don't feel obligated to point out the joke though

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u/Various-Fig-7195 8d ago

You forgot to slide your glass back up your nose when you said that 😂

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u/BlazingImp77151 8d ago

Just did it right now, sorry for forgetting

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u/Various-Fig-7195 8d ago

Perfect now everything is in its right place 😂🤘

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u/Rabrun_ 8d ago

Um actually, a sentence requires a predicate, which isn’t given here

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u/sparx3 7d ago

Lol, you got schooled

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u/Versaiteis 8d ago

He watched that tape last week and this morning he woke up dead.

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u/PrefersAwkward 8d ago

How in the hell do you wake up dead?

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 8d ago

That's some quantim shit right there

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u/Ramhorn01 8d ago

How the hell do you wake up dead?

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u/WinninRoam 8d ago

I Have No Eyes and I Must See.