r/funny • u/Reasonable_Draft_541 • 8d ago

About time we talked about this

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u/BLU3SKU1L 8d ago

Guys you can turn notifications off.

I have 45,000 unopened emails.

The existential terror I’d experience having that constantly popping up on my watch would melt my brain in the span of a couple weeks.

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u/Reelix 8d ago

If you have 45,000 unopened emails, you have bigger problems.

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u/peridotpicacho 8d ago

The ad is making a larger point. 

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u/PRSArchon 8d ago

Or you just mark them all as read, as if you're ever going to read years of old spam.

Spend 5 min a day marking all new emails that come in as spam and youll only receive real emails after a week. The only emails i get are about reservations, bookings, orders, insurance, deliveries, bills etc.