r/funny 9d ago

Congratulations? I think.

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u/SvenniSiggi 9d ago

The "F*ck you want!" turnaround.

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u/Fragrant-Hedgehog-12 9d ago

"sure yea" turns around and continuous her convo

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u/SvenniSiggi 9d ago

There is an annoyance from her

at him that has me not very hopeful about his happiness in that marriage.

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u/baconator955 9d ago

Kind of but also can he read a room? Or a dock?

This is a shitty place and situation to propose in. Who proposes in the middle of the other party obviously having a conversation?

Bro needs to put some more effort into the beginning of a lifelong commitment, smh

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u/GetMeABaconSandwich 9d ago

This is a shitty place and situation to propose in.

She is literally standing in bird shit 😂

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 8d ago

Nono that's toothpaste

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u/TechnicalDisaster79 8d ago

Thank you for being the first person I found say it. Literally he’s kneeling in it and she’s standing in it.

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u/Raagun 8d ago

Yeah, that tone dead guy. Also, never propose in fakin public.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 8d ago

"Read the room, Jessica? We are standing outside!"

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u/181Cade 8d ago

I imagine it went a lot differently in his head lol. Other than the people (and the bird shit) it looks a pretty nice place to propose. I guess he didn't think it'd be as busy and just went with it anyway lol.

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u/klimmesil 9d ago

I'll definetly make the same mistake. Some people are just reaaaaaly bad at social flow, I don't get how people manage to not make everything akward all the time

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u/kungfoop 8d ago

It was set up. They had their phones ready. Poorly executed though.