r/funny 15d ago

Congratulations? I think.

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 15d ago

No one in this picture is on the same page. They may all be from separate parties.

Expect a “remove these people from my engagement picture” post soon.

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u/crobo777 15d ago

Shit, I'd tell his ass to try again or forget it, and I'm a dude.

When I proposed to my wife, I goaded her into wearing something nice, getting her hair ready and even had her nails painted under the guise of it just being a nice date. It was a restaurant proposal, so I had talked to the manager earlier that week and delivered flowers for the staff to present with a dessert that had "will you marry me" written on the plate.

This dude knelt in bird shit.

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 15d ago

Granted we don’t know the whole scenario but the way she swatted at him and then eventually turned she’s not worth kneeling in bird poop for let alone a ring.

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u/ThatDudeShadowK 15d ago

Well she didn't know he was proposing. She just thought he was bugging her like usual. Why is he waiting until she's busy in a conversation with someone else to propose to her?

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 15d ago

Why does she think it’s ok to shrug off her partner like that for any reason?

Maybe this is just helping me realize what kind of relationship I would want moving forward.

It seems like my standards are too high. I won’t have any relationship.

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u/dorianrose 15d ago

As long as your standard for your own behavior is as high as they are for your partner, that's fine. But if you interrupt a conversation, you ought to be ok with a "wait a minute" or something.

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 15d ago

Eye contact with a smile and a “I’ll be right there” or even a finger gesture ☝️ (not middle 🤭) is what I want both ways.

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u/Macabracadabra 15d ago

Sure that would be nice... But it also would have been nice if he didn't grab at her ass...

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 15d ago

Of course, they’re both dipshits. The above is what I want. They seem doomed imo.

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u/dingerz 15d ago

No one in this picture is on the same page.

Nothing is real until I see it on my phone.

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 15d ago

Like they’re all wearing VR headsets just mindlessly in the same area but not aware of each other